Karin: Coolness on people being happy about Princess Resurrection getting it's own section! Here's drabble two, folks.

Title: Of Tea and Chainsaws
Rating: T
Pairing(s): Hiro/Hime and maybe some Reiri/Riza on the side if I feel like it.
Genres: General
Note: This drabble contains a bit of crude humor.

Disclaimer: I don't own Princess Resurrection.

Of Tea and Chainsaws

Theme Two: Innuendo

By Karin Ochibi-chan

Everyone's noticed it. Oh sure, it really isn't a big deal if you look at the big picture, but the act within itself they see is considered phenomenal which causes the residents of the household—and Sherwood-hime—to become concerned.

Hime yawned.

Yes, Hime—the cool, composed, never can tell what she's thinking—yawned in front of everyone this morning. Hime was a woman of high standards and nobility. She was sharp and intellectual. There was no way that someone who considered herself very highly would ruin that image in others' eyes by yawning publicly. It wasn't fit for a royal to display such improperness.

And as they observed the blonde beauty, they were shocked to see her stance was slightly tired and her eyes—sharp rubies they were—had a quality of exhaustion in them if you looked closely. This discreet display of weakness alarmed the other occupants of the household greatly. Whatever could do this to Hime must've been very serious.

But as they observed closer, in order to gain a clue as to why Hime was like this, a new discovery had come into the equation: Hiro was tired as well—and he showed it more than Hime did.

Curiosity was hard to contain as Reiri, Riza, Ryu-Ryu, Flandre, Francisca, and Sherwood had beheld this strange sight. Deciding to investigate the matter, they watched the two under surveillance like a hawk watching their prey for the entire day. Although, they had to be extra careful due to Hime's perceptiveness—that surely wasn't marred by her tired state—and Sawawa's denseness ("Why are you all watching Hiro and Oujo-sama so closely?" she asked in a loud voice filled with wonder), they had managed to succeed without trouble.

On the other hand, the reason for Hiro and Hime's sleepiness did not reach them.

In fact, it wasn't until it was getting immensely late did they notice Hime walking down the corridor where Hiro's room resided. Eyes and ears alert, the wannabe detectives raced towards the target destination only to arrive as Hime was walking into Hiro's room causing Riza and Sherwood's jaws to drop and Reiri's eyes to widen in surprise.

"What the hell is she doing going into Hiro's room late at night?!" Riza loudly whispered barely quelling the urge to shout in shock. Reiri gave off a thoughtful expression for a few moments before replying.

"Oh my, it seems Hime-sama and Hiro are up to some… nightly activities." she ended with a naughty grin making Sherwood and Riza glare at her. Both of them had blushes on their faces as they tried to block out that.

"Onee-sama wouldn't—Hiro wouldn't—neither of them would do that!" Sherwood spluttered in a whisper positively appalled that her Hiro would be doing those sort of things with her older sister. Riza nodded in agreement while glaring at the vampire.

"Besides, Hime isn't really the type of person to do those sorts of things." Riza added her gold eyes looking upon Reiri with disgust, "You're such a pervert."

Reiri only shrugged her shoulders ignoring the werewolf half-breed deeming her unworthy of a snappy comment.

"I'm only saying what I think. After all, Hime-sama is Hiro's master and he is her servant. There are other ways to use blood servants besides shields to protect them. It isn't uncommon for some servants and masters to do these things—"

"Ah! Hime! You can't do that!"

"I believe I can—it's obviously allowed if I'm doing it."

"B-but! It isn't fair! Why do you get to do that?"

The sneaking band of monsters crept towards the door to listen to what was going on. Each pressing an ear to listen, they all held their breaths as they heard some shuffling inside.

"You're the one who suggested this so you are not allowed to complain. We did it all last night too if I recall correctly."

'Hiro suggested it?!' Riza, Reiri, and Sherwood exclaimed in their minds. 'And they've been doing it all night last night?!' well, that explains the tiredness.

"Yeah, but I didn't think you'd be this good…"

"Hmph, so you were taking advantage of me then? Hiro, you are very devious under that wimpy façade it seems."

"Who knew Hiro was so cunning as to try to get on top. I was sure that Hime-sama would've been the instigator." Reiri murmured making the other two monsters blush furiously as they listened.

'Darnit Onee-sama! What's going on in there?' Sherwood thought as she pressed her ear closer if that was even possible. Jealously welled up in the pit of her stomach as she listened.

'Hiro's a pervert just like that damn vampire!' Riza thought with a blush on her face still. She wondered if it was achievable to turn any redder.

"Well Hiro, looks like I come out on top once again."

"H-Hime!" came Hiro's embarrassed, yet had a tone of indignation, reply.

"Gah! I can't take it anymore!" Riza yelled her face as red as a tomato. She rushed down the hallway covering her ears.

"No! Hiro you traitor!" Sherwood cried with an equally red face from an embarrassed flush and proceeded to run out of the mansion with Francisca and Ryu-Ryu following.

All that was left was Reiri and Flandre. The tiny android looked up at the vampire with big violet eyes. Reiri gave off a little giggle.

"Hmm, I think I'll go and enjoy a little nightly walk now. Farewell Flandre." and with that the vampire disappeared into loads of bats.

Finally with there only being Flandre, the android let out a "Fuga" before opening the door to Hiro's room with ease. She made another "Fuga" sound when she entered letting her mistress and her blood servant know of her presence. Both pairs of eyes turned from the television screen that was currently flashing "Winner" to the newcomer.

"Ah, Flandre," Hime greeted the fellow android with her usual blank expression. A controller was placed in her delicate hands and she kneeled on the floor beside the boy who sat pretzel style. "Perhaps you would like to play this game with me? Hiro isn't a formable opponent."

Karin: This came to me on a whim. I figured that if Hime and Hiro started playing video games together, Hiro would maybe be better than her at first, but then Hime would probably get the moves and abilities really fast and then proceed to cream him repeatedly. Hope you all enjoyed it. Reviews are highly appreciated.

See ya Next time!

Replies to Reviews from Chapter One:

Darkdrow- Congrats on being this story's first reviewer! I'm very happy to see that you liked the first drabble so much. Yeah, I'm ecstatic as well for pioneering the Princess Resurrection section—although I'm not the first PR fanfic on fanfiction in general it's still okay—you have a good evening too, kay?

Hiba~cha- thank you very much. I hope you continue to like this story. I'm very happy too that a Princess Resurrection section was made.

Blackpanther398- I know your feeling. I too am very pleased about the debut of this section. Glad to see you like this story and I will be patiently awaiting the debut of your own fanfic for Princess Resurrection.

Unique-Spark- Thank you so much for the good luck wishes. I love both those pairings! I thought I was the only one who liked Reiri/Riza! ^_^ I hope to see your own fanfiction up soon.