Too bad Tigerstar's dead, 'cause I've got...
The
List of Ways
to
Annoy Tigerstar!
When he calls a Clan meeting and starts to talk, burp loudly and say, "Man, those were great mice!"
If Tigerstar comes up to you and says he wants you in his den, declare you have social problems. Or say you are late for tea with Sasha.
Sneak into his den at night and spray shaving cream all over his fat belly, or all over his whole body. Do as you wish.
Then shave him. Use patterns, or just shave randomly. Be creative.
Paint his face while he's still sleeping. You can do it in any way you like, but I strongly suggest clown faces. Or, you can paint his body. You can paint messages on his pelt, like, "I 3 my sweetie pies- Goldenflower and Sasha!" or, "I am a murderer- beware!" or, "Tigger x Blue" Make sure to paint this in permanent paint. Always laugh hysterically when he walks by. Never stop till he's gone.
Act like his pet dog. "Woof woof!" Tiggerstar, I wuv you!" Then lick his face. (ick!) Be careful, he might bite your tongue off.
Ask him why he never sings his theme song. When he asks you what his theme song is, start singing the Tigger song.
Go up to him, examine him, then say, "I see you lost some weight. You finally stopped eating those Peeps, didn't you?"