Ridiculous Challenges: Guy Sensei VS Kakashi Sensei

POETRY

Training Ground 3

Team Guy is waiting for Kakashi to arrive.

"Sorry I'm late, there was a new bookstore opening. I didn't expect to stay so long"

"Can you take anything else besides your book seriously! Were in the middle of a competition and your going to book stores." Kakashi then turned to Guy appearing puzzled. "I'm sorry. Did you say something?" "Just you wait" Guy thought "I'll beat you this time for sure." "Oh, by the way Guy how's your tongue" "My tongue is fine thank you. Perfectly healed thanks to our Hokage."

"Excuse me" Tenten interrupted. "How are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura doing?"

"Well" Kakashi mumbled. "Sakura was released from the hospital and should be joining us soon. As for Sasuke and Naruto, they…..

Leaf Village Hospital: Room 240

Sasuke is lying in bed, where he begins to have a nightmare. "Must. I...must avenge my clan. Wh…why Itatchi! Why! Sasuke shakes violently in bed and sparks emit from his left nub as he screams Chidori!!

Tsunade's Office

"That's impossible Naruto! Something of this magnitude has never been done in the history of the Leaf Village. I can't just jump up and do something like that." "Bu…but granny Tsunade , please I can't go on living like this. How am I supposed to become Hokage in this condition? Come on! You fixed Rock Lee."

Shizune now enters the room. "Oh, I'm sorry Lady Tsunade. I didn't know you were in a meeting." "It's okay" Tsunade sighed. "Naruto…I'll think about it and get back to you in the morning. Alright?"

Naruto frowns, grabs his crutches and proceeds to limp out of Tsunade's office. Shizune closes the door after Naruto exits.

"So…Lady Tsunade. What did Naruto want? It sounded important." Tsunade shrugs her sholders. "Not really. That knuckle head wants me to perform a hair transplant."

Back to Training Ground 3

"Anyway, they wont be coming so lets move on to the next challenge." "Are you sure that's wise Neji objected. "I mean, I'm not superstitious but yesterday could very well have been a sign" Guy interrupts "Neji….Shutup and come up with the next challenge or me and Lee are coming over your house for dinner tonight. Don't think I wont do it! I'll even wear my new training boxers. Neji throws up repeatedly in his mind at the thought. "Please!! Please don't, god no…how about a ahh….po..etry contest.?"

CHALLEGE # 2: POETRY WRITING CONTEST

Academy Rooftop

"Alright Kakashi, the rules are simple. Whoever's poem gets the best reviews from fellow villagers wins this round. Lee, Neji, Tenten. Go find us an audience, preferably cute and pretty girls then report back he" rooftop explodes. "What the" All ninja avoid injury and watch as the smoke clears.

"Orochimaru!!"

"It's been awhile Kakashi." He hissed. "And even you Guy, still wearing that gay outfit…have you no shame man?" "Shut up!" Guy snapped "You got some nerve coming to the Leaf Village after what you've done!" "Well. Lucky for you I have no intention of destroying it right now. What I want to know is what happened to Sasuke!? yelled Orochimaru. "You can only imagine my surprise, after coming all this way to claim my new body….only to find it missing a hand! This is far from funny, and I'm afraid has left me in the mood to kill. I guess I'll start with you two fools and those worthless genin!!

Orochmaru begins hand signs

"Neji, Lee, Tenten!! This is to dangerous, run while you have the chance. Kakashi and I will handle him, go!"

The genin at once begin to flee the roof top only to be pursued by snakes while Guy and Kakashi fight Orochimaru. Meanwhile…. Naruto and Sakura are on their way to meet Kakashi and team Guy when they catch sight of smoke coming from the Academy Rooftop.

"Sakura, I don't think that looks so good"

"You're right. Maybe we should go somewhere else…like home?"

"Hey, isn't that Bushy Brow and Tenten over there?"

"You mean running towards us?"

"Yeah" Naruto nodded. "I wonder why they're running. Pretty fast too" Naruto turns around only to find Sakura gone. "Wa…Sakura, wait Whats wrong!?" Lee and Tenten run pass Naruto in full sprint, after witch Naruto turns back around and is now face to face with 5 giant Vipers……. "This Sucks"

"Leaf Hurricane!!"

Lee charges in to save Naruto only to get his foot caught in one of the deadly snakes mouth. Naruto still with broken leg readys Rasengan.

"Raseng…." Before Naruto can finish he is beaten into the ground with Lee's limp body. By the snake of course. The snake continues pounding, cracking Lee's Ribs and pulling his leg out the socket. Naruto cries for help as the other 4 snakes pursue Sakura and Tenten.

Back to the Academy Rooftop

"As expected from one of the legendary Sanin" said Guy out of breath. "You're skills are truly remarkable" Orochimaru smiles. "I suppose I should thank you for the complement but…" A piece of falling paper catches his attention. "What's this?...A beautiful poem by: Might Guy!! Are you freaking kidding me? What the…."

Back to Sakura and Tenten

The two girls began to tire out.

"Sakura, I think we should split up."

"Why?"

"Well staying together isn't helping so why not?"

"Fine…I'll go left you go right."

"Ok"

The to separate, and for some odd reason all 4 snakes follow Tenten. Sakura stops after noticing she is no longer being followed. "Looks like I lost them." Tenten continue to run for her life. "Get away from me!" With all 4 snakes still in pursuit Tenten decides to try to lose them in the Forest Of Death.

Meanwhile… Sakura is walking home. "That was close. It'd really be a pain if I had to go to the hospital aga…Crap!! Sakura trips on her own foot and shatters her nose for a second time.

Leaf Village Hospital

Guy and Kakashi are walking down the hall.

"Well that was certainly a weird turn of events"

"That's for sure" Guy agreed "Who knew Orochimaru liked poetry. And even more shocking, who knew he'd like my poem better than yours."

You Guys probably want to know what happened to Neji and Tenten. So…Neji slipped off the Academy Rooftop and was trampled by Orochimaru's snakes, leaving him with a concussion. Doctors still don't know how bad his brain has been damaged. As for Tenten; the Anbu Black Ops have yet to find her.

Guy wins this round.

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