Chapter 2: Russia and Austria
A/N: I am pretty sure these two have nothing to do with each other, which is exactly why it's here! So without further ado...
The year is 36000. Earth is no more, and the only 2 countries that survived the llama apocalypse are Russia and Austria. With advanced technology, they made it to outer space! Only the best of countries made it to outer space, and by best I mean the first ones to get on the spaceship and ditch the others.
Austria awoke from his nap to the sound of an all too familiar banging on the 'door' of his space capsule. It of course was that scary Russian guy, Austria thought he may even be worse than Prussia. Sure Prussia was a lazy asshole, but at least he could rub it in Prussia's face that he was actually not so awesome to piss him off. But Russia's no fun at all. He sleep walks and has an innocent yet threatening demeanor. Plus Austria has the constant humiliation that he just so happened to leave earth with nothing but a tiger onesie. So, while Russia had a space suit and, clothes that didn't make him look like a total idiot, Austria was stuck in that stupid tiger onesie for the rest of eternity.
Not only was his tiger onesie stupid looking by day, but by night it magically transforms him into a tiger. This isn't your ordinary tiger either, this tiger is mentally abusive to anyone it meets, so it would just go to Russia, the only other living being and call him ugly all night long. The worst part of all is that he no longer has his piano and he can't boss anyone around. I mean the 2 things essential to being Austria are playing piano and being bossy!
This made Austria very sad and he went to , the tiger for advice on how to deal with spending an eternity with Russia.
Meanwhile, Russia went about his daily business, but he was very unhappy since there were no sunflowers, since the sun burned out. He was left with space flowers instead. They were just like sunflowers except shaped like aliens. Russia always yelled "WHAT THE FUCK?!" whenever Austria turned into Mr. McFlurry at night and floated around the spaceship rambling about how ugly Russia is. This made Russia made and he murdered with a spatula that he found. Unfortunately this was also Austria, so Russia is now alone with his alien flowers for all of eternity.
One more random note: I ran this through a word counter to see how long it is and apparently this is a 12th grade reading level…. I'm smort I swear…..