Disclaimer: Blah, blah, don't own Torchwood, blah, blah, and blah. You should know by now.

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Jack jumped down to the stairs then ran to the door of the vaults, and started to hit ferociously on the door.

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Owens's head snapped up, "Did you hear that?" Ianto was nibbling down Owens neck to notice that Owen was even speaking, "Ianto!"

"Uh?" he looked up at the crook of the Londoners neck. "What?!"

"Did you hear th—Ah!" the young man just nipped him, "Ianto! Seriously! Did you hear that?"

"Your moans?" he said smiling with his tough gliding the edge of his teeth, making him look even sexier with his messy hair and don't forget his shirt ripped open.

"Ianto.... Are you sure you didn't hear anything?"

"I didn't hear anything, Owen. You're just being paranoid." Ianto said, looking into the older man's eyes, giving a reassuring smile.

"I guess your right... So where were we?"

"Oh I think you--,"

"That's own back!"

"Okay that's it!" Ianto flipped them both round, making that he was on top.

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"Do you think'll happen when Jack get's down there, would he join in?"

"Tosh!?"

"What? It's a Jack thing to do. And it would be hot if he did, don't you think?"

Gwen just blushed.

"See, it's not like you've never fantasized about it. It's just like two hot twins with you stuck in a elevator with them." she turn to her blushing friend. "Your dying to get down there now, aren't you?"

"CAN'T THIS THING HAVE FAST FORWARD?!"

"Gwen, it's the CCTV, not a DVD. But, we are recording it, so I guess when this is all over, you could fast forward it. But, if you think about it, if we copy it, then put it on a DVD, and copy a few more then sell them, you think we'd get any money for it?"

"I love you!"

"I know what you would do with out me, hey?" she said tapping a few buttons.

"Tosh, what you doing?"

"What do you think? Im backing this baby up, when Ianto and Owen find out if we'd recorded them harassing each other. There kill us, resurrect us, and then kill us in a worst form of death ever heard of man kind then burn the evidence. SO, you see my point of backing it up, plus emailing it to my house to make more copies of this baby, major Blackmailing scheme."

Gwen looked gobsmacked at her smaller friend but insanely smarter than she was. "You're a genius, you know that?"

"I know." she smirked; press the finial two button, 'Enter' and 'Send'.

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"AHHHHHH!" screamed Jack, he was having a metal break down, and he was clutching his shoulder from running into it the vault door to many times.

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"Did you hear that?"

"Oh, and you thought I was hearing things."

"Shut up Owen."

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"You know, I could easily undo the shut down from up here you know." said Tosh, looking at Gwen.

"Five more minutes."

"Okay."

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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! – Ouch."

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"Okay, I think we'd tortured Jack enough now."

"Tosh, they're getting to the good bit."

"Gwen, just remember. I've recorded this. So you can watch it over and over again, until the DVD brakes."

Gwen sighed, "Okay. Let them go."

Tosh smiled, and pressed the red button."

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The light started to flicker then switch on full. Both men looked up at the lights, then froze.

"Does this mean?"

"Yes, we're not in shut down anymore."

"So we can get out?"

"I guess so."

The torchwood members stood up and gathered them self's up.

"Well, this has been fun don't you think?"

"Oh yes, it was........ Different."

"Good different, or bad different?"

"Good, always good."

Both men walked toward the door and pulled it open. Then to find there dearest Captain on the floor, clutching his shoulder.

"Errrr..... Sir?"

Jack snapped his head up and widened his eyes as he saw the two people in front of him, and slowly got up, then yanked both of his crew in to an unexpected hug.

"Okay, okay! You missed us!" said Owen, pushing away from his clingy boss.

"Missed you? Oh, no. I think I have something better than that." Jack led them up to the hub.

The other two Torchwood members watched as the three male companions walk up the stairs. They both tried to hid there unwillingly giggles take over them.

Owen and Ianto just looked at each other with confused faces.

"Wha'?" Owen asked.

They couldn't hold them in any longer and bust into laughing fits, clutching there stomachs tightly. Jack strode over to them and lifted up a fresh CD what laid on there desks, what was marked, 'Record'.

Both men's jaws dropped then looked back at each other. And we both know what they where thinking – shit!

A/N - THERE! FINISHED! Just liked we promised!

About time as well, I had so much of a writers block on this. Just had an urge to write about this.

Ultimate.