To the Rescue

by Dimpled

After several flaws in their relationship, Elphaba and Fiyero move towards a break up. But Glinda knows she can bring them together, using a set of plans she made and the help of her supporting friends. All her plans include are makeovers and dresses. And a gorilla. And maybe stealing a car. But hey. Glinda made the plans. What could possibly go wrong?

2. Chapter 2

"All righty, my minions," Glinda said as she looked around the living room in her private dorm. She had earlier forced Elphaba and Fiyero to go out as the pre-begun plan, and now her supporters (Nessa, Avaric, Shenshen, Pfannee, and Boq) looked up at her from their places crossed-legged (except Nessarose) on the floor.

"'Minions'?" Avaric scoffed. "What the hell? Glin, babe. If you're gonna have a name for us, let it be something practical."

"It's perfectly practical," Glinda huffed. "I am Glinda, the leader. And you are my minions. It's sort of code for the OGFAEBTP. Or Ogfab, if you took out the E to make it easier. I guess the TP would be silent."

"Ogfab?" Shenshen's eyebrow lifted.

"Short for Operation Get Elphie And Fiyero Back Together."

"You didn't need the A for And in the acronym," Said Nessa.

"Whatever. Ogfab is about to start." Glinda tossed her hair and stepped onto the stage she'd made for herself out of the large encyclopedias from the library. "Question: What do girls look for in a boy? Style. That's something Fiyero needs. Those carriages probably make Elphaba sick. He needs a bit more oomph. That's why tonight we're going to get him a car."

"Not mine!" Said AVaric and Shenshen quickly.

"No, of course not, sillies," Glinda adopted a sweet smile, "I decided to get him the all-new, 50 horse powered cherry red Ozcar with built in boomboxes and a convertible hood."

"Ha. You'll get that car for all the money in Gillikin." Pfannee smirked.

"Not if we use Madame Morrible's," Glinda smiled.

A silence crept over the room like a blanket. It was true that the principal had managed to get the merchandise. But if Glinda was saying...

"What? You mean, steal it?" Boq sputtered. "Miss Glinda!"

"Oh, it wouldn't be stealing, really." Glinda reasoned. "Just...borrowing."

"Without permission!?"

"Count me out," Said Shenshen. "I don't need another detention."

"Same." Said Nessa, Boq, and Pfannee.

Avaric said nothing as the others left. He stared up at Glinda, twirling his quill around his fingers.

"I guess its just you and me, babe. What do you need?"

Glinda answered with a mischievous smile.