chapter 2: The Rarest Badge Ever
We all know that The Urban Rangers had their instruments up. Ranger Eddy finally got the tuba, Ranger Jimmy got the wood blocks, and Ranger Jonny got a flute. Rolf got a trumpet. "Ranger Jimmy. I bet you will feel comfortable with those wood blocks" said Ranger Rolf. "Yep. I feel better" said Ranger Jimmy. "How to play them is to slam them together" told Ranger Rolf to Ranger Jimmy. Off-screen, Jimmy slammed the wood blocks too hard and hurt his "fingies". "OW! PEOPLE! I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!" shouted Ranger Jimmy. Ranger Rolf got frusterated, so he said "Ranger Eddy, Ranger Jonny. Wait here. Ranger Jimmy, come with me..."
Ranger Eddy had heard the punishment, and he heard this: "You're getting a slam on a file cabnit in your funnybone as punishment, Jimmy!" shouted Ranger Rolf. "No No No!" yelled Ranger Jimmy. SLAM! SLAM! SLAM!
Jimmy came out, really mad. And hurt. Ranger Edd arrived. "Late again. Rolf, why did you scheduel Urban Ranger class eight o'clock in the morning? I take showers at seven forty-five and I take showers for twenty minutes" complained Ranger Edd, "Nonsense talk... I can't uderstand nincompoopish language" replied Ranger Rolf. Ranger Edd growled. "Now, it is time for us to try to earn the rarest badge ever. No one has ever earned it in forty years." annouced Ranger Rolf. "No foolin'?" let out Ranger Eddy really suprised. "The badge is called 'The Shaving of My Back Badge'." continued Ranger Rolf. He pulled up a chair, and took his shirt off. He flipped himself over. "Ewwwwww" shouted Ranger Jimmy, and fainted. "Whoever shaves my back the best wins. Ranger Jonny, you are up first" said Ranger Rolf. Jonny got a shaver, and he was so grossed out that he at least shaved 4 inches of it. "Here you go" said Ranger Rolf as he gave Jonny the badge. Ranger Eddy wanted to win, so he shaved the rest of Ranger Rolf's back, that was 10 inches of hair. "Ranger Jonny... badge please" said Ranger Rolf. "Dirty badge stealer" mumbled Ranger Jonny. Ranger Rolf got up, put the chair away and he put his shirt back on. Jimmy then reverse-fainted. "Congradulations Ranger Eddy. You earned The Rarest Badge Ever". "Yeah!" screamed Ranger Eddy.