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Chapter two- Miley's room

Miley laid on her bed with her dad at her side, trying to comfort her.

"How could you let this happen?"

"I'm sorry, sweetie. Tiffany called your cell phone and you weren't home so I just answered it. I had already agreed to you performing before she said what school it was for," Robbie explained.

"There has to be a way out of this."

"Well if you, Miley,skip the graduation, you'll have to redo 8th grade."

"Ew, you mean with all those puny little seventh graders? No way! That would be worse than telling everyone I'm Hannah Montana. No, that would be worse that telling everyone I'm Hannah Montana while eating a cochroach and holding an angry porcupine in one hand and a slimy slug in the other."

"Well, I'll just take that as a no." Robbie said, and Miley covered her face with a pillow. Someone knocked on the door and he walked over and opened it.

"Hey Miley," Lilly said, with Oliver at her side, "I got your message. So what's the big nail-breaking disaster?"

"Mimfhamee fmemuled Mmamnfah Monmfhmamhmah shmu mimsg thrast smah smadsuasmashuhm," Miley mumbled with the pillow still on her face.

"Ashley got a mule that eats bananas and like bandanas and sings at a celebration?" Oliver asked and sat down on the edge of the bed.

"No, you loser! She said that Mr. Lee threw a shoe and a panda in Louisiana to go on a vacation! Duh," Lilly exclaimed.

Miley threw the pillow and cried, "No you guys! Tiffany scheduled Hannah Montana to sing at the graduation!"

"Ohhhhh. Well, I was close!" Oliver joked.

"You guys, this is serious! I can't sing on stage and dance with Johnny at the same time!" Miley cried, sitting up and hugging a different pillow on her bed.

"Don't worry Miley, we'll figure something out." Lily comforted.

ONE HOUR LATER

"Anyone got any ideas?"

"Nope," Lily and Oliver droned at the same time.

"Maybe we should take our mind off it," Lily suggested.

"You know, you're right. Hey Oliver, what happened with Amber?" Miley asked.

"Well…" Oliver started.

"You haven't talked to her at all, have you!" Miley exclaimed.

"Well it depends on your definition of talk."

"Oliver! Its been a week since she asked you out. You can't just leave her hanging with out an answer like that!"

"Well, what about you? You and Johnny haven't spoke since he asked you out," Oliver added.

"We were saving out conversations for our first date. It's going to be So romantic!" Miley sighed and hugged her fluffy pink pillow tightly.

"I can picture that! Hi Johnny!" Lily said, jumping up and down, pretending to be Miley.

She took a step over and put her hands in her pockets, pretending to be Johnny. "Hey Miley."

She stepped back and started jumping up and down again. "Wow, you know, I can't believe that we haven't talked to each other for a whole two weeks! I mean, I really really really wanted to talk to you, cause like, a lot happened, but you know, I couldn't cause we said we wouldn't. But anyways I am so glad that we're able to talk to each other now cause—"

"Okay, I do NOT sound like that!" Miley cried.

"So by now," Lily continued, "Johnny is getting pretty bored and annoyed so he asks Miley to dance." She said, now pretending to be Johnny and putting his arms around an imaginary person and swaying back and forth.

Then she turned around and was Miley again, dancing with Johnny and said, "Wow I totally love dancing because I have these awesome shoes that are really good for dancing because I love dancing so sometimes I wear those shoes when I'm going to go dancing. But then sometimes I forget the shoes so my feet stick to the ground and I always end up tripping over my own feet and sometime even knocking people over and that doesn't work out. And sometimes if I wear my dancing shoes when I'm not dancing, I'll start slipping all over the place cuase those shoes are really slippery and if I slip a lot, people look at me like I'm weird cause and a one time I was sliding around so much that even fell into a water fountain!"

"Okay, you are totally over-exaggerating. And that only happened once! I was five! They were new shoes and I was very excited!"

Of course, Lily just ignored Miley once again and continued with her story. "And now me, Lily, hears you babbling like an idiot, so I walk over to make you shut up and be romantic with Johnny. But when then I do and you get a little too romantic and he gets a little freaked out. So then I come back and—ACHH!" Lily screeched when Miley through a pillow at her and made her slip on Miley's wood floor.

"Ha ha ha ha—Hey!" Miley shrieked as Lily through the pillow back and she tumbled backward off the bed.

"Wow you guys are klutz. Ha ha ha ha ha!" Oliver mocked and both girls through a pillow at him and tripped backward.

"Owwww," All three of them moaned together.

Sorry this chapter took a while to get up. I had a major brain freeze. I know brain freezes normally don't last, like, a week but… umm yeah. I'm still having some bad after-effects from that. I can't think straight and I'm not really finishing my sent—lol just kidding. My brain is perfectly fine! Okay, this authors note is taking wayy too long. In case you haven't notice yet… I talk… a lot. About nothing impaticular. I bet I could fill up, like, 10 pages talking about nothing. And I bet that by now you've stopped reading cause this is about nothing. So yeah. if you're getting to bored, you can stop reading anytime… and REVIEW! I can stop writing this authors note anytime but I really don't feel like it. Its like, 10:40. I have to wake up at 7:00 tomorrow. How horrible is that. Its summer for cryin out loud! We're supposed to be sleeping till noon! Okay, maybe you don't but I do. I'm totally not a morning person. I'm cranky and my hair looks HORRIBLE! I hate how on tv when people wake up and they look perfect. Like, their hair is perfectly straight and it looks like they just got done modeling. Seriously, a little realism please! Is that a real word? What ever. You know, I should probably delete all this bold stuff cause it really has no point. Unless you're really bored and have nothing better to do then read extremely long authors notes. I wonder what the longest author note on this website is. Probably, like, 500 times longer then mine. It would be cool if that was in the guniess book of world record book: LONGEST AUTHORS NOTE ON Its not like I'm trying to win or anything. I just feel like writing a lot. I know I spelled guniess wrong. Hey, all you reviewers, can you tell me how to spell it? You know how in Word when you spell a word wrong and there are all the words that it could be. Well here's my list:

guniess:

Gunnies (what the heck is that? The past tense of guinea pig? Can a noun have a past tense? Hmmm…)

Genies (I know what those are! My life would rock if I had a genie!)

Gneiss (How do you say that word. Guh-ny-ssss. Very strange…)

Guises (Huh?)

Gooeyness (wow I didn't know that word was in the dictionary!)

If you know me, you'll know that I could go on talking about random stuff like this for hours. And I'm sure that you are going to be mad because I should be writing a new chapter right now. But yeah… Have you ever put lip gloss on a black eye? Just wondering. I don't want you to answer or anything. I mean, go ahead if you want to. Its not like I have… okay I have. I just wanted to see if it would cover it up cause I was all out of foundation! ) well anyways… So yeah. You know what song is stuck in my head? Okay, wait. there's no words to it so this isn't gonna work. well its called jump on it. It goes: bum bum bum bum bum bum bum jump on it! jump on it! jump on it! jump on it! and thats pretty much the whole song. I don't know why people are so madly in love with that song. I mean, anyone can sing a stupid song like that! theres only 3 words! well, 4 including the bum. But no one likes bums. Are bums the same as hobos? No wait, bums live on trains and hobos live in Chicago. ) Now its 11:03. I got side tracked. I accidently opened sims. I hate when that happens. i dont know how it happens. I think my brother set this thing where if you hit, like, control alt tab S it opens sims or something. But i'm sure i didn't press that so i dont know whats wrong with this thing. now its 11:04. yeah. My mom wants me to go to sleep now. So i will. Soon. Sometime. Eventually. Maybe now. I dunno. Probably now. ITS 11:05! WHOOO! well yeah. Going to sleep. I'm leaving. soon. now. maybe. ummm... yeah. maybe now. maybe not. yeah. now. Ummm so yeah that's all… BYEEE!

Ps. All my authors notes wont be this long, don't worry. )

Pss. Unless you like, want them this long. Which I'm sure you don't cause its really boring and probably weird. So yeah.

Psss. What does ps stand for? Isn't it like postal… something? Oh my gosh! the something is the s! nevermind. I'm just being weird.

Pssss. New chapter will be up soon!

Psssss. I just don't really know what the chapters gonna be about. H/o I'm thinking…

Pssssss. Okay done thinking and I have my idea!

Psssssss. Why am I having all the ps's? its getting really annoying. You know what's weird? Like, when you have a plural word with a little top dash thing '  Yeah that. What's that called? I'll go ask my brother. OH YEAHHH apostraphy. Okay well back on topic. When you have a word like Class and its plural like Classes and then like, the class has something like, a chair. So it would be the classes' chair. I hate how the apostraphy goes at the end. That really confuses me. If you don't know what I'm saying, I don't blame you. This is confusing. I'll make it in a sentence: The classes' chair was yellow. Get it now? If not then whatever. )

Psssssssss. PLEASE REVIEW NICELY I think I put an extra s. okay. That was seriously my last ps. BYEEE