Kilroy: Hello out there. I'm back. I have been bored, since I had both Friday and Saturday off, so I'm updating. I am surprised that no one asked why Kilroy shouted Bob Sagot in the last chapter. I also would like to give thanks to those of you to review.

Lute: But thanks to some rule he just found out about, he can't respond.

Hoobob: You aren't going to rant about this are you?

Kilroy: No, just saying.

Hoobob: All right. You go crazy sometimes with this kind of stuff.

Kilroy: I do not! Hoobob: Do too! Kilroy: Do Not! (Thye begin fighting)

Zero: (holding an orange soda) Kilroy, if you stop, I wil give you this.

Kilroy: (Stops fighting and begs for orange soda) Zero: (Gives him the soda)

Lute: That is just pathetic.

Hoobob: Yeah, I know.

Kilroy: ARE YOU MOCKING THE ORANGE SODA!

Lute + Hoobob: CRAP! (run from Kilroy, who gives chase)

Zero: Better start the fic before this gets too violent. Kilroy doesn't own Fire Emblem or any of the characters.

Lyn and Mark went outside. Mark saw two bandits when they got out there. "Now what are we going to do?" Mark said, obviously wondering why they didn't just hide in the house and lock the door.

"What else, we fight," said Lyn drawing her sword.

'Great,' thought Mark, 'I'm stuck is some other diminsion with a psycho chick wielding a sword, how could my life get any worse.' "Well, I don't know how to fight, so how am I supposed to help."

"You could give me advice, you look pretty smart," Lyn resoponded.

"Alright, walk up to that first bandit there," Mark said. With that they walked up to the bandit, who spotted them.

"Must attack girl with sword," the brigand said.

"But you don't have a sword," was all Mark said in response.

"But me not say me had sword," the bandit responded, confused.

"That's what is sounded like to me," Mark said, "So fix it."

"Me attack girl with ax?" the bandit said, still confused as hell.

"But she doesn't have an ax," Mark said with a smirk.

"But…ax…sword…attack…girl," the brigand's head then exploded out of confusion. (AN: That was funny now laugh dammit!) Mark then smiled triumphantly, having defeated the bandit without using a weapon. Lyn looked confused too.

"How…did you do that?" asked Lyn.

"Well obviously his brain was too small to grasp the concept of grammar, nor could he really tell what he meant when he said things, so anyone with a mind could have confused that man to death, much like I did," Mark said, starting to sound like a nerd.

"Well whatever you did I don't really care, since I don't have to deal with that bandit now," Lyn said, "now to take care of that last bandit." They then walked up to the leader of the two bandits. He didn't look quite as dumb as the first one, though. Clutched in his left hand was a rather large ax.

He pointed it at Lyn saying, "You dare challenge Batta the Beast?" He then proceeded to jump at Lyn, ax swinging through the air. Lyn blocked this with her sword, and a grapple started. "You want to know something?" asked Batta.

"What," Lyn replied.

"I'm not left handed!" Batta said, switching the hand his ax was in and easily won the grapple, knocking Lyn back. (AN: Rick, please don't sue me.)

"This is bad, isn't it?" asked Lyn.

"Quite," responded Mark. All of the sudden, Mark started holding his stomach and bending over. "Lyn…run," Mark said, as if in much pain, "Oh…I shouldn't have had that burrito last night." Lyn ran and Batta looked almost more confused than the other bandit. All of the sudden Mark ripped a huge fart, which caused Batta to start melting. "Ahhhhh," Mark said relieved.

"I'm going to be really pissed if you do that in the house," Lyn said, disgusted. "Well that was the last of them, so let's get some sleep."

The next day, Lyn told Mark of her predicament, and they set out on their journey. Their first stop was Bulgar, for some supplies. When they got there, they began their shopping, and while Lyn was busy, Mark made up an excuse, and left to call Kilroy to find out what had happened. "Kilroy, what the fck happened and where am I," Mark said angrily, yet quietly, so as to not draw attention to himself.

He heard this recording in response, "This number is busy or is no longer in effect, please hang up and try again later."

"CRAP!" shouted Mark, which drew him a lot of attention, including Lyn's. She sweat dropped as she walked up to him.

"Well, Mark, are you okay?" asked Lyn, obviously embarrassed to admitting to knowing him, "is it time for your pills or something?"

"No, I don't take any pills," said Mark in response, "but what are you insinuating!"

"Nothing," Lyn said, "We should get going." And with that they moved toward the exit of town. On the way there they ran into a cavalier in green armor.

Kilroy: And now, because I'm an asshole, I'm stopping here.

Zero: No you are not! (hits Kilroy on head) Kilroy: …Fine.

"O beauteous one, would you favor me with your name? Or better yet your company?" said the cavalier.

"Where are you from, sir knight, that you may talk to a stranger so freely?" Lyn asked.

"Why, from Caelin," the cavalier responded.

"I just hope that all of Caelin's knights are not such louts," Lyn responded, angrily and stormed off.

"Are you always this stupid?" asked Mark.

"No, just around women," responded the cavalier. Mark then ran off after Lyn. "Wait for me," the cavalier shouted after the woman.

"Sain, hold you tongue!" said a cavalier in red, who had just rode up.

"Ah, Kent, you know I couldn't help it," said Sain to his companion. It was just then that Lyn went back to the exit of town, and ran into the two cavaliers.

"Could you two move your horses they are blocking the road," Lyn said, still irritated.

"Of course, my apologies," said Kent, moving his horse.

"Well its good to see that all of Caelin's knights aren't as bad as that one there," she said pointing to Sain, who sweat dropped out of embarrassment.

"Wait," said Kent, "I believe that we have met before."

"Not fair Kent, I saw here first," Sain said, annoyed.

"Well, I guess all of you are the same!" said Lyn, now fuming.

"Smooth," was all Mark said to the cavaliers, then followed after Lyn.

"I am not you!" yelled Kent, fuming, and rode off after Lyn, too.

When Sain caught up to his friend he asked, "Why are you following her, then?"

"I think she might be our mission," Kent responeded.

Kilroy: Okay I am stopping here.

Zero: At least its better than where you planned on stopping earlier.

Lute and Hoobob then walk in, with many casts from the broken bones that Kilroy inflicted on them.

Lute: That chapter was laced with so many Bob and George references that many won't find it funny.

Kilroy: Well it's their own fault for not reading Bob and George.

Hoobob: R&R people.