Usagi Tsukino was making a mad dash home.

"Uwaaaa, it's raining and I didn't bring an umbrella! I have to get back to my husband Mamo-chan before dinner gets cold!"

Suddenly the rain stopped in a circle around her.

"Uh oh," said Usagi. "This looks like bad news if I've ever seen it."

Two figures appeared in front of her. They had a devastatingly strong aura that knocked Usagi off her feet.

"Some nerve!" yelled Usagi.

"So, you're that Sailor Moon fellow," said the Sailor of Destruction.

Usagi took in her intimidating appearance. She had a flowing purple dress with a black aura surrounding her. Her hair was blacker than night, almost as if it was absorbing light around it. Her eyes were a deep purple.

The person standing behind her, if you could call it a person, had shiny orange sparkling metallic skin and a woman-like figure. She had hot pink short tinselly hair, and a star shaped lime green halo. She wielded a huge aqua blue fountain-like staff, and her shiny black boots were more than just thigh-high, they went up to her torso. She was in the nude beside her shoes and huge purple bat wings. Her eyes were piercing rainbow.

"Ummm," said Usagi. "Yello there, do you come in peace?"

"Sailor Moon, I am the Sailor of Destruction, the strongest sailor in this universe. I come for a fight."

Usagi gasped. "How do you know my identity?!"

"Fool!" shouted the Sailor of Destruction. "I know everything! You have a lot to learn! Now die!"

Sailor Moon transformed into Eternal Sailor Moon. She would have called the other Senshi for help but she knew this fight was out of their league and didn't want them to go down like they did to Galaxia.

"Hit me with your very best shot!" commanded the Sailor of Destruction.

"K," said Sailor Moon. "Silver Moon Crystal Power Kiss!"

The Sailor of Destruction caught the blast like it was a solid, took a bite out of it, and then disposed of it.

Sailor Moon gasped. She had no other choice but to go in for hand-to-hand combat. She threw a quick kick, but it bounced off the Sailor of Destruction like rubber.

The Sailor of Destruction gave her such a powerful backhand that she was sent back into her base and tossed to the floor.

"Youch," said Sailor Moon.

"This is it," said Sailor of Destruction.

Suddenly Sailor Moon felt power building up deep inside her. "MY DINNER IS GETTING COLD BECAUSE OF YOU!" she shouted.

Sailor Moon began to transform. After ten seconds, her new form was achieved.

The Sailor of Destruction gasped. "NO!"

"I call this form, Super Eternal Infinite Sailor Moon! SEISM for short!"

"NO!" repeated Sailor of Destruction. "This is not good!"

She shot an energy blast but Sailor Moon tanked it.

"NO!" she repeated.

Sailor Moon pulled out her eight foot tall moon wand tiara. "Sparkle Starlight Moon Marriage Hug Slug Majestic Devastating Slug Sprinkle Cupcake Strawberry Shortcake SLAP!"

Sailor of Destruction gasped and had to quickly flee before getting hit by the attack.

Wheesh let out a laugh and flew away.

They warped back to their lair.

"That was a close one," said Sailor of Destruction.

"You looked pretty scared out there!" said Wheesh.

"Can it nudeboy," said Sailor of Destruction. "That was nothing. It was just more than I thought it would be. While I wasn't fighting at my full power, I have a feeling she wasn't either. Who knows how many more of those transformations she has under her sleeve? It's time to enact plan B!"

Sailor of Destruction pulled out her Evil Energy Resolver. "To the gods of Destruction and Chaos, and all those who oppose me, I command you to bring back all of those defeated by Sailor Moon and Co.!"

"Hmm," said Wheesh. "An interesting tactic. They will have a thirst for vengeance, which will make them the perfect pawns!"

"Can it, nudeboy!" repeated SoD. "Don't talk to me until you put some clothes on!"

Wheesh sighed. "In my day, clothes didn't exist and were shamed upon. But if it makes you happy I'll put this tophat on."