WHAT ABOUT DANIELLE?
Hello.
I am Danielle, or as you know me, Crazy French Lady. Or perhaps you
don't remember at all? Well, that's because of those cursed writers!
Starts swearing in french
Ahem, well, anyway... You see, I am
only here to kidnap important characters like Sayid, or to introduce
you to people like Henry. And of course, make you wonder about things
like why I have a cross bow.
I mean, the DOG almost got a flash
back episode, but I don't even get to be in the second season! Well,
alright, I was in it ONE TIME! BIG STUPID FREAKEN DEAL! THE DOG'S IN
IT WAY MORE THEN I AM AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SPEAK FRENCH OR HAVE A
MYSTERIOUS BACK GROUND! sobs A few people look over, but no one
really cares.
"Isn't she dead?" Kate asks.
"Who?"
Jack asks.
"...Never mind, I must be hallucinating."
Kate says.
You see? Nobody even notices! I could do anything, and
they would have no idea! Watch this. Danielle picks up a fairly
large branch and walks over to Jack. Then she starts whacking him
with it.
"Ow ow ow ow ow. Guys, do you feel that? Something
is definitely whacking me with a fairly large branch." Jack
complains. He turns around.
"I don't see anything..."
Jack says.
See? I have such a miserable life. I don't know why the
writers keep making come here if they won't put me in any scenes.
Danielle turns around and see's Scot dancing around, trying to get
someone's attention, and failing miserably. Suddenly, Danielle falls
in love with him. Awwww.
END OF CHAPTER 2.
END NOTES: Man, this fic is short! Oh well, I have fun witting it, so PUHLEEZE review! Thank you!