Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z. (wow, that's original)
Brenman: Today Chi Chi goes to Capsule Corp. Yippee (in a very bored sounding voice.)
Chapter 2: Flash Backs and Clouds.
Chi Chi was currently sitting on the flying Nimbus floating across the continent on her way to Bulma's house in West city and thinking about that morning. Breakfast had passed normally, or as normally as it could with three saiyans. Goten had made an amazing discovery that morning, if you fill all the holes in a waffle with syrup and then throw it a Gohan, he gets mad. As I said, Breakfast was normal. Before she had left Chi Chi had explained to her family where she was going and that they would be on their own for lunch. She had to specifically forbid them from entering the kitchen when they want to have lunch. Last time Chi Chi had left the three on their own to make lunch it was a disaster. Chi Chi would never forget what happened on that particular occasion.
Flash Back
Chi Chi walked into the house. She had just gotten home from her annual health examination and she was perfectly healthy. She was always perfectly healthy, must be all that fresh country air. Chi Chi walked towards her kitchen to begin making supper for her three hungry boys when she first noticed it, 'What's that funny smell'. The middle aged woman walked into the kitchen to find the three son males sitting on the floor around the remains of the kitchen table. Apparently they didn't know how to use the stove so they opted to use the table as kindling and were now roasting a large fish over the flames.
"Son Goku," Chi Chi screamed at the childish man, "What have you done to my kitchen? Put that fire out right now." The black haired woman continued screaming at her husband until he tried to put out the fire. that's when the extra screaming started. Goku tried to put the fire out by using a well aimed ki blast, And it worked at first. The attack extinguished the fire, but it also started a bunch of smaller fires all around the kitchen. Naturally Goku tried to put these out the same way, until the entire kitchen was on fire. Chi Chi ran out of the house screaming. The Ox Princess figured she was about ten metres from the house when Goku decided to try and put all the fires out at once. That was the last Chi Chi saw of that house. Chi Chi made Goku go out shopping with her for a new capsule house the next day.
End Flash Back
Chi Chi went over a check list in her head, 'Make sure they don't enter the kitchen, check. No ki blasts in the house, check. No hiding any of her frying pans while she was gone, check. It's to bad I had to leave my giant frying pan at home because it wouldn't fit in my dimensional pocket, oh well. Anyway, no trying to rotate the earth in the opposite direction to see if the superman theory was correct.' Chi Chi could still remember this episode in her life as well.
Flash Back
Chi Chi was sitting on the couch watching the T.V. to try and find out what in the world was going on. A news reporter walked on to the screen and began talking about the featured story.
"Behind me you can see Satan city, as it is now approaching the forty-ninth hour that the sun hasn't moved an inch in the sky. As of yet, no scientists can figure out what it is exactly that has caused the earth to stop rotating."
Chi Chi watched the T.V. for another half an hour as the reporter tried to find as many ways as possible to say the same thing over and over and over again. suddenly the reporter put his hand up to his ear,
"Wait, wait, this just in, we have confirmation that the earth has begun rotating again."
Chi Chi turned the T.V. off just as her family walked back into the house. "Where have you guys been for the last two days" she scolded with her hands on her hip.
End Flash Back
Chi Chi shook her head as she tried to rid her self of the unpleasant memory. She noticed the Nimbus had begun its decent, she heard over a conveniently placed speaker, "This is your captain speaking, please buckle your seat belts and make sure all your seat back tables are in their upright and locked positions, we are currently making our decent into Capsule Corporations where the weather is currently sunny with a slight chance of being attacked by Vegeta. Thank you for flying Nimbus airlines and we hope you have a pleasant stay in West city." Chi Chi blinked. Then she blinked again. 'I didn't know Nimbus could do that.' She thought to her self.
"Wow, Nimbus has a captain now. That's odd, I don't see any stewardesses." Chi Chi said once she had recovered her voice after the shock.
"Excuse me lady, but where have you been for the last decade. They are called flight attendants, not stewardesses. Geez." Chi Chi looked down at the rude little speaker and growled. 'stupid cloud, starting to get an attitude I see. I wonder if it's scared of frying pans... Yet.'
Chi Chi climbed off the yellow cloud when it stopped and the captain had removed the fasten seat belts sign. Chi Chi watched the cloud fly off into the sky to do what ever it is living clouds do, probably to get it on with another cloud and make some rain. The raven haired woman looked around the yard and then walked towards the large yellow house to see her blue haired friend.
Chi Chi walked into the kitchen from the back yard through the sliding glass door. From what Chi Chi could see Vegeta was as usual chasing Trunks around the house for some reason, "Get back here you little brat." Chi Chi could hear Vegeta yelling somewhere from the general vicinity of the living room that both saiyans had just run into from the kitchen.
"Hey Bulma." Chi Chi called out.
"Oh, hi Chi Chi." Bulma called back when she had turned around from the kitchen counter with a cup of coffee in her hands. "What brings you here?" She asked.
"Not much, I've just got to ask you if you have any ideas about something." Chi Chi said, "So, what's Trunks done this time?" The black haired woman asked the Blue haired woman.
"Oh, the usual. Trunks got a call from Goten a couple minutes ago, something about waffles, and it escalated from there." Bulma said calmly as if this sort of thing happened every day. Which it probably did. "What do you need Ideas for?"
"Well, How do I put this?" Chi Chi began and dropped her voice to a whisper, "Lately Goku hasn't been putting out, if you know what I mean. I was just wondering if you had any bright Ideas about how to get him to want to have sex with me." Chi Chi blushed at having to tell her friend about this sort of problem. The two women turned when they saw Vegeta and Trunks standing in the doorway with identical expressions on that showed they were both about to explode if they didn't stop holding their laughter in. The two saiyan males ran out of the house in the opposite direction from the women and burst out laughing before they could make it out of the house.
"Anyway," Chi Chi said slowly, "any idea what that was about?" the Son woman asked.
"Well if I had to guess, I'd say that they both just heard what you said and are going out to see how they can ruin your life with the knowledge, but that's just my guess."
Chi Chi looked uncomfortable for a second, she took a deep breath and calmed down, "Bulma, you must have some sort of Ideas about what I can do to fix our sex life. The way you and Vegeta fight all the time you must have a hard time getting your stuff on." Chi Chi stated.
Bulma just laughed, "No, Vegeta and I fight all the time because we enjoy it. As for sex, we do it all the time, we've already done it four times today. Once in the bedroom, once in the shower, once on the way down for breakfast, and once in the gravity room."
Chi Chi had her mouth open for a couple minutes after Bulma said this. "Wow." was all she could get out. Eventually she found her voice again, "I-i-is every day like this?" She queried.
"Ummm..." Bulma thought for a second, "yeah, pretty much. why?"
"No reason." Chi Chi said and began blushing.
"Come with me." Bulma said and walked into the living room. Chi Chi followed after her and saw Bulma pick up a pad of paper and a pencil. Bulma sat down on the large couch and stretched out, she looked at Chi Chi and motioned to the other couch. Chi Chi gratefully sat down on it. "Okay, lets begin jotting down Ideas and see how far we can go."
"Thanks Bulma." Chi Chi said graciously, "I hope we'll be able to come up with something that will get his blood boiling."
Bulma giggled and began tapping the eraser of her pencil on the tip of her chin, "I'm sure we can Chi. Now, let's get started. You could..."
The women spent the next three hours either brain storming ideas about how to get Goku to fuck Chi Chis' brains out, or drinking piña coladas and getting caught in the brain. (bad pun? Rain storm / Brain storm? Did anyone get that?)
Chi Chi walked out the back door of Capsule Corporation and waved at Bulma over her shoulder. "Bye Bulma, and thanks for all the help. I'll keep you updated about whether or not any of these ideas work. Nimbus." Chi Chi called out to the family mini-van. Chi Chi watched the cloud zoom down and stopped abruptly in front of the middle aged...
CLANG
...young beautiful charming woman. After the cloud had stopped it took Chi Chi a couple of seconds to fully take in the scene in front of her. The normally yellow cloud was now Black with flames running down the sides. It was sporting a hood scoop (Without having a hood?), A large spoiler, red undercarriage lights, a large muffler, and a red racing seat complete with a five point racing harness. The most intelligent thing Chi Chi could think to say at that particular moment was, "Okay." very very slowly, Chi Chi climbed into the racing seat carefully and took her time trying to figure out how the seat belt worked. After experimenting for a couple minutes the crazy woman managed to get the seat belt on and the Nimbus took off in the direction of the Sons mountain home with all forty-nine speakers blazing.
After a pretty uneventful two hour flight Chi Chi climbed down from her cloud and walked over to her small two story house. Chi Chi opened the door only to be knocked over and covered in some sort of blue stuff. Chi Chi crawled out from under the substance and turned to look at her house, only to find that her house was full, and I mean completely full of Viagra (I don't own Viagra. Nor do I need it.). Chi Chi groaned, well it looked like she had found what Vegeta and Trunks had done.
Brenman: How is it so far? Next chapter. Chi Chi begins her attack on Gokus' libido.