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At the training field we met Hera. She told us that three new heroes had arrived. They didn't know themselves and they weren't from Greek mythology though. One of them was Jesse. A mysterious person. Hera only knew it was important that we'd meet him. Another one was Dave. He was a Jew and a descendant of David, a king of Hebrews who apparently killed a giant with a slingshot, and who was very musical with a harp. He apparently wrote at least 20 songs.

"A harp? A slingshot?! He must have been gay!" Neil said childishly.

"Look who's talking" Atlanta said annoyed.

"What?! Boys can be beautiful. That isn't gay. Playing a harp however. Ever heard of a hetero who played a harp? That's just not right. That's gay." Neil claimed.

"Hey, there's nothing wrong with gays." Archie pointed out.

"Hmm… interesting YOU say that." Neil said mockingly.

Archie and Atlanta cried out: "What's that supposed to mean?!"

"Well, pink-purple hair. That's just not right. That's so gay. So it's logical you'd say that." Neil said with a smile on his way to pretty face.

"Shut up!" Atlanta, Jay, Archie and a very very ticked off Hera cried in unison.

"Anyways, where will we find this gay. I mean Dave." Neil asked still with a little smile on his face.

"Actually, he's standing right behind you, and he doesn't look very happy." I said with a smile.

Neil's eyes went wide. "What?!" He cried.

He turned around and saw a guy. Very tiny. Very skinny. But with eyes. Oooh… They where shining with fire. Red hairs. Blue eyes. He was wearing a pink dress with flowers, he had red lipstick on his lips. He had pink shoes.

With an almost impossibly high voice Dave screamed: "So… What's wrong with gays?! If you have a problem with gays, you must have a problem with guys like me too."

"Uhm... No sir! I mean no ma'am." Neil said trembling in fear and shock.

Dave's lips started to tremble. Then there appeared a smile on his face. After that he started to laugh uncontrollably. When he got his laughing more under control he said gasping in a more normal voice: "You should have seen the look on your own face. Priceless. Simply priceless! Thanks for lending me your dress Aphrodite!"

Aphrodite had just walked in. Apparently she wanted to take a look at the end result. With a smile on her face she said: "You're welcome. Oh... Neil. You look even more pretty if you are scared."

"What?!" Neil cried out.

"I kind of foresaw one of you would have problems with a descendant of a man playing a harp! So I decided to joke with you a little. I asked Aphrodite for this dress. Theresa helped me get the lipstick on. This was the end result. Those bra's Aphrodite gave me are starting to itch very much though. Is there a place where I can put on normal cloths?" Dave mumbled in an uneasy voice.

"Sure. Odie, can you show him the bathrooms? You know the third person already right?!" Hera asked. Also with a smile on her face.

"Jep, she was my neighbour when I still lived in London. She has told me all about her ancestor already!" I said.

"See you later at the training field Jay called."

So I brought Dave to the bathroom to put on his normal cloths. He wore simple jeans with a pullover with a lion on it. Once he washed the lipstick of off his lips, and when we ware walking back to Hera he asked: "So who's this girl you were talking about?"

In one breath I told him: "She's called Alisha, she's a descendant of the prophet Elisha. Elisha healed a guy with leprosy. He made an axe float on water. He fed hundred people with twenty loaves of bread and a little grain and they had enough. He got help from God, for when an army attacked him God sent a whole army of angles to hold of the army that was attacking. Basically Elisha was a prophet, who could do very much in the name of and with the power of Jahweh, the God of Israel."

After that I fell on the ground gasping. Taking deep breaths. Dave looked at me worried. "Are you okay?" he asked.

I stood up again. "I'm fine. Don't worry about it." I said. "Sometimes I get a little too much caught up in my own stories I guess."

Dave hesitantly asked "I see... So… what can she do herself?"

I thought a bit about that and said: "Uhm… well she, no we, didn't figure it out yet. However she sometimes has precognition. Probably from Jahweh. Elisha had that too. When the army of the enemy was about to attack the king of Israel, Elisha would know where de enemy would attack. And the king would be safe of the invading army."

"That's a great ancestor she has. But… can she also fight?" Dave inquired interested.

"Well, she is very good with sticks. She can fight with them pretty well. But she's also pretty smart." I said with a smile.

Dave laughed "Sounds like she impressed YOU already."

I just smiled dreamily.

At that moment we reached the training fields where we met the other guys.

"So what about David?" I asked Dave.

"Yeah tell us some more about David. Gay king of Israel." Neil said mockingly.

"You just don't quit, do you?" Dave said a little angry.

"And what would you do about it… Besides: it's true isn't it." Neil said with a mischievous smile.

"No it isn't, you narrow minded nitwit!" Dave cried with a frown on his face.

Dave pointed his finger at Neil and said: "Shut your mouth about it, or else…"

"Oh… I'm so scared" Neil said mockingly.

At that moment Dave had had enough.

He pushed his finger very fast into the side of Neil's neck and said: "Now you won't even be able to talk!"

Judging from Neil's face the push of Dave's finger hadn't hurt him at all. He smiled. And opened his mouth. But just wasn't able to say anything.

We shared a good laugh at Neil and then Jay asked a little worried: "How long will it last?"

"He just needs a good night's rest and after that it will wear of. Neil, if you ever call David a Gay in such a manner again your voice will be the least thing you'll have to worry about." Dave growled.

"So now that you've shut up Neil, which is a thing I want to learn from you, could you tell us who David really was?" Atlanta said with a grin.

"Sure" Dave said. At that moment Ares came in and said "That will have to wait until tomorrow. I first want you to show me what you can do.

At that moment an enormous Cyclops entered the training field. "Let's see if you are anything like your ancestor David."

Dave simply said: "Then I'll first need a good slingshot. Don't worry I have trained."

Ares gave him a high tech sling shot. With a glowing projectile. He said: "This is a new gadget of Hephaestus. The projectiles are electrical. The slingshot will recharge the projectiles in just a few seconds."

Dave just took the slingshot. Took aim, and shot the projectile at the Cyclops. It hit the Cyclops right in the eye. The Cyclops fell and just flickered away.

"Huh?!" Dave said astonished.

I laughed a little impressed. "It's a very realistic virtual reality program. With two differences. It will never kill you and you will never be able to kill it. Whenever you defeat it it will flicker away. It CAN however hurt you. But you don't even have a scratch."

After that Dave did a stick fight with Hermes. Dave almost defeated Hermes. But at the last moment Hermes hit Dave right in the chest. He fell hard on the ground.

"I lost." Dave said. He was clearly bothered by it.

"Hey! I can't believe you are worried about it. You just didn't defeat the messenger god of stick fighting. So what?." Herry said trying to make Dave a bit more happy.

"It's just that this stick and the slingshot are the only things I can fight with. But I guess it's because of the god of stick fighting thing. By the way is that true." Dave said as a smile appeared on his face.

"Actually I was a god of shepherds and of thieves. But shepherds are very rare in these days and thieves are bad guys, so I decided to stop being a god of them. No the most important thing I'm god of is mischievous children or poor people who can't get enough food and steal because of that. But most importantly I am messenger god. But people can just call me Hermes. I like that the most." Hermes said casually.

Theresa laughed at Dave's face which had a blank expression. "I think that were a little too many details."

David blushed a bit: "Yes. I think I'm just too tired, sorry Hermes."

Archie looked at his watch and gasped: "It's twelve o'clock already."

So we decided to go to bed. We went to sleep.

The next morning we gathered at the kitchen. First thing Atlanta asked at Dave was: "Now are you finally going to tell us the story of David."

"Sure" he said. And while eating breakfast he told us the story of king David.

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Next chapter: the story of David.

About the story. Feel free to think that David isn't real and that Elisha isn't real. I believe that they existed though. But within the story you shall have to read it like a fact to take it a little seriously, for within class of the titans they pretend Greek mythology is real. That's why it's possible to read this as if it's just a story. So as someone who doesn't believe bible is real. It might just as well be a nice story.

Same goes for people who think bible is real. For them it might also be a nice story I mean.

But I have doubts about this story being a nice story, whether it has Christianity in it or not.