Voldemort's Diary

by Kumar98

Hii I am Lord Voldemort, I have kept this diary, so you all can become aware of the problems I daily face in my goal of World Domination. And the Granger girl, she annoys me greatly. She constantly tries to turn me to the light. She had stolen most of my followers, maybe you will feel some sympathy for me after reading my diary. Truly Yours, Lord Voldemort.

2. Chapter 2: The Girl

A/N: Kindly read the A/N in the end of the chapter, and enjoy Voldemort's Diary.

Chapter 2: The Girl

I looked behind Dumbledore's head and saw a 16 year old girl, her brown, curly hair falling in waves around her face, she had put on mascara and light pink lipstick, a blue heart necklace nestled in her fairly nice cleavage which was a little visible through her sleeveless, cute tank top, pink in colour (my favourite colour), she was wearing blue shorts, barely 2 inches below her waist, her long toned legs on display, and she was wearing high heels.

I gulped, and Rookwood's camera flashed madly as she sauntered over to my chair…. Err throne.

And she said, "Hello Tommy boy."

-Chapter 1 (VSD)

I tried not to ogle, I met her brown eyes, and said in a polite voice, "Hello Ms. Granger."

Dumbledore smiled, "Excellent I am sure you will enjoy each other's company," he got up, "Come Antonin, let us go."

Dolohov cringed, "My Lord please don't send me to Hogwarts, send Avery or Peter…"

I cut him off with a glare, Dumbledore replied in a grandfatherly way, "Now, Now Antonin, there is no need to be afraid. Ok Tom it is always nice to see you."

Dumbledore pulled out his wand, vanished the chair and went out of my chair room… I mean throne room, pointing his wand at Dolohov as he went, Dolohov looked confused for a moment then he shrieked and fell on the floor, as an invisible hook caught him around his ankle, he was dragged kicking and screaming behind Dumbledore, a flash of fire and

Silence.

My Death Eaters goggled at the girl's legs as she approached me even closer, "You there, get up."

I shouted outraged, "What?"

"Aren't you going to offer a girl your chair, where are your manners?"

I said, "Well I suppose…."

Avery said, "She is right Voldey, you should offer her your chair."

A murmer of assent came from my minions.

The girl bent towards me, I gulped and tried not to look at the view down her neckline, I leaned backwards, as she kicked my chair, "Now get up."

I shot up, and stood out of the way, she immediately plopped on my cushioned chair, and nodded at Peter, "You come here."

Peter almost stumbled in his haste, "Yes Mistress."

I said, "Mistress?" Everyone ignored me.

The girl, took her blue little handbag and threw it at Peter's chest, "Take care of it."

As Peter nodded like a puppy, I cleared my throat, "Ms. Granger…"

She cut me off with a look, "You, Voldey bring me some tea."

I tried to say something, but no words came out, I shook my head, "Are you talking to me?"

"Is there another 'Voldey' here?"

"But…"

"Go and bring me some tea, remember one teaspoon sugar, skimmed milk, warmed separately, only Brookbond tea leaves, go now."

Against my wishes I said, "Can you repeat it?"

"Brookbond tea leaves, one teaspoon sugar, skimmed milk, warmed separately, now run."

I cursed in my mind as my Minions sniggered, and Avery came forward, "May I bring you some cupcakes Milady, Voldey had some very delicious Cupcakes stashed in a cupboard."

I stared, "You know about my Cupcakes."

Avery said, "Well Lucius knew, he is the one who steals your Cupcakes, and hid them in his rooms, we all share those afterwards, laughing at your….Well you get it?"

Fuming I exited the room and proceeded to the kitchen, I knocked on the door, Barty peeked out, "My Lord you can't come in."

I quickly explained to Barty about the situation upstairs, he stared at me.

"Is there a lady here?"

"Uhuh."

Barty immediately shot past me and up the stairs, I ran to follow him, I reached my chair room… I mean throne room and peeked inside,

Barty was kneeling in front of the girl on one leg, "Good Evening Mademoiselle."

He waved his wand, and a rose appeared in his wand, then he and I became aware of a vase nearby my chair containing atleast a dozen roses, I glared at my followers, none of whom noticed me.

Barty waved his wand again and a bouquet of golden roses appeared, "Beautiful flowers for a beautiful lady."

I turned around in disgust, what is happening to my minions?

As I entered the kitchen I conceded to myself that the girl was gorgeous but she is a mudblood for god's sake.

I started to prepare the tea, thinking hard, I can't harm the girl, not let anyone other harm her, as per my agreement with Dumbledore, unless the girl does something.

I sighed to myself as I took the teacup upstairs, atleast she is here for only two days.

I entered the room and found all of my minions, seated in a semicircle in front of the chair, most were gazing at her legs as she told them a funny story,

"And then your darling lord Snakeface said, 'We bow to each other. Come, the niceties must be observed. . . . Dumbledore would like you to show manners. . . . Bow to death, Harry'."

I bristled with anger as all of my faithful minions laughed uproariously, at my unfortunate attempt to kill the boy, I stood there as she continued to tell my failure to kill the Potter boy and Death Eaters, made jokes at my expense.

I cleared my throat loudly and everyone fell silent, the girl looked at me, "Are you just going to stand there, or are you going to give me my tea?"

I went forward slowly promising myself, I will torture all of my minions after the girl is gone, and gave her the cup.

She looked at me, "One teaspoon sugar?"

"Yes," I answered.

"Brookbond tea leaves?"

"Yes."

"Skimmed milk?"

"yes."

"Warmed separately?"

"Yes."

She sipped the tea, made a face, then handed me the cup saying,

"It's cold."

I took the cup, bristling with indignation, "Well, then I will start over."

When Mulciber sniggered, I snapped, "Crucio."

Mulciber started screaming, and twitching. None of my minions moved, they were used to this, however the girl shot up, "Stop it."

I said, "No."

"Stop it at once."

"No they are my minions, I will do whatever I want with them."

"They are also humans, I said stop it."

I grumbled but raised my wand, "Finite."

Mulciber panted but crawled over to the girl, "Thank you Milady, Thank you so much."

And he showered her feet with kisses.

I turned my head away in disgust, a pureblood, kissing the feet of a mudblood, my breakfast threatened to come out of my mouth.

"Aww, Mulci don't worry, I will protect you." The girl said, petting Mulciber on the head.

I turned away before I AK (Avada Kedavara) someone.

She called, "Voldey, my tea."

I turned to face her in anger, but Peter shot upwards, "I will prepare the tea for you Mistress."

Avery too shot up, "I will prepare the tea for milady."

"I will."

"I will."

I watched in disbelief as punches were thrown, hexes were cast, pictures by taken (by Rookwood). Lucius started a betting pool on the outcome of duel.

Then the girl intervened, "Stop, you both can prepare a cup for me each, go bring me two cups of tea."

They put down their wands and crawled over to her, kissing her feet, "Thank you Mistress." "Thank you Milady." And ran from the room, barging my shoulders, painfully.

I rubbed my shoulder and watched as she took her seat on my chair… err throne, and the rest of my minions gathered around her,

and she continued her tale,

"'I asked you whether you want me to do that again,' said Snakeface softly.

'Answer me! Imperio'. Then Harry shouted loudly…."

I can't hear anymore, I ran from the room as my Minions laughed.

Three Hours Later

All of my Death Eaters came with her down the stairs for dinner, as 9pm approached, the day was a total mess , filled with tales of my failure and treats for 'Mistress' all of my Death Eaters seemed putty in her hands.

As she approached the dining table, all of my minions ran forward to pull a chair forward for her, soon another fight started, to give her their seat.

She broke it up again, "I won't sit at any of your chairs, as it would insult the others."

I watched fearfully as she walked towards me, "Get up Voldey."

I started, "But…."

Avery said, "It is only fair my Lord, that she do not choose any one of us."

I looked at them in a furious gaze as they all nodded their heads.

I said, "Fine."

I watched in disgust, as she taught Peter and Avery how to use a fork and spoon.

The point of interest however came when a house elf Creaky came with dessert.

After taking the Dessert Macnair (who had joined us in the evening and wasn't one of the Granger's flower squad) kicked the elf.

As the elf fell on the ground and Granger screamed at Macnair, "How could you treat a house elf in this fashion."

She helped the elf in getting up, and began ranting about something called spew and house elf rights,

When she took a breath, Lucius said, "Spew."

"Not spew," said the girl impatiently. "It's S-P-E-W. Stands for the Society

for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare."

Macnair shouted, "But they like being enslaved, Mudblood."

The Granger's Flower Squad (which were most of my Death Eaters) pulled out their wands and pointed their wands at Macnair threateningly.

Granger said, "Put down your wands guys."

"My short-term aims," said the girl, speaking loudly getting on the top of dining table, her long legs on clear display, "are to secure house-elves fair wages and working conditions. Our long-term aims include changing the law about non-wand use, and trying to get an elf into the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, because they're shockingly underrepresented."

"Who is with me?"

All of the GFL (Granger's Flower Squad) put up their hands.

"You will never succeed as long as People like me are in the Wizengamot, Mudblood."

Now Granger looked at Macnair, from where she was on the top of the table, "Hmm your point of view is interesting," she looked at me, "Is there somewhere I can talk to him privately."

I smiled evilly, "You can use room no. 3 down the hall."

Avery shouted, "No Milady, that is the torture room, don't go in there."

The girl climbed down, "Don't worry 'Av' I will be alright, Come Mac."

Macnair or Mac followed her looking grim, I followed them with a spring in my step, my promise with Dumbledore notwithstanding, she asked for this herself, so now the girl will be put to her place.

All of the GFL ex-DeathEaters followed us looking fearful and asking the girl to reconsider.

However the door to the room no. 3 was shut by the girl, and I hummed to myself as some voices came from inside the room, it seemed that Mac was shouting at the girl.

Most of my Death Eaters shivered as screams came from the room, loud screaming, like a Girl's soul is being suck from her, all of the Death Eaters started banging on the door fearful for the girl's safety.

Soon another sound came, a loud mad cackle, insane laughter, even more evil than I have ever managed to laugh, I felt Jealous and proud.

Macnair seemed to be enjoying himself.

The Screaming and laughter continued for what seemed like hours.

Silence,

then the door creaked open. All of the Death Eaters stopped breathing.

A long creamy feet appeared clad in high heels, I watched in disgust as a smiling Hermione Granger came in sight and all my Death Eaters rushed forward to greet her.

But then Macnair appeared, on his hands and knees, a black collar around his neck, whimpering and sobbing. All of my Death Eaters cheered.

I watched in disbelief as my most cruel Death Eater sobbed on the ground.

The girl said, "Creaky."

With a CRACK the house elf appeared, and looked around fearfully.

The Girl looked at Macnair, "Pet now stop crying and sit."

Macnair immediately sat like a dog, shaking with silent sobs.

The Girl said, "Now shake hand, Pet," and pushed the elf forward.

Macnair shook the Elf's hand.

"Now say sorry to Creaky."

Macnair said, "Sorry Creaky."

The girl looked at the elf kindly, "You can go now Creaky."

Elf bowed low, "Thank you Ms. You is most kind." A CRACK and the Elf disappeared,

The Girl proceeded to the Kitchen followed by her 'Pet' and all of my followers, Ironic, my followers.

I shook my head and went to the kitchen, to hear the Girl say, "My handbag Pete."

Peter who was clutching the handbag to his chest like holding his first born son, handed over her handbag.

She opened the bag and rummaged inside, we watched in fascination, as her whole arm slowly went inside the tiny handbag, and she pulled out a toothbrush, toothpaste, some body lotion, a nightgown, a comb, and many other feminine items which I didn't recognize.

She handed her handbag to Peter and stood up.

She stretched and yawned, which caused her breasts to stretch against her top, I saw many of many Minions drooling, then she said to me, "Tommy boy I am going to sleep in your room."

I noticed that she was kind of cute, with blown hair, and sleepy look in her eyes, I nodded and she turned when I said, "What? What did you say?"

She turned, "I don't like this place everything is covered in black and horrible paintings, your room is nice and cozy I am going to sleep there."

I asked, "You entered my room."

"Yeah Luci gave me a tour of the house."

I gave a look of loathing to Lucius, "But how did you break my wards?"

The girl said, "Oh Pishposh, a first year could break your wards."

Avery nodded, "Yes my Lord, Antonin snuck in your room a week ago, he was the one who put spiders in your bed."

I swore in frustration.

"Now mind your language Tommy boy, I am going to your room, and you are going to sleep on the couch in the drawing room."

"What? Why don't I take a minions room?"

"Now, now Tommy don't be insensible, be a good guest, and treat your friends nicely, you are going to sleep at the couch in drawing room, no discussion over this."

I looked at my Minions, all of their faces clear on who they sided with, "Fine I will sleep on the couch."

She nodded and yawned again, "Goodnight Tommy, Av be a dear and grab my things from the table."

Avery shot up and gathered her things in his arms, and he and Peter followed her out of the Kitchen.

I watched resigned as all of my Death Eaters bade her Goodnight.

Left alone in my own thoughts, I thought atleast Saturday is over only one more day then I will be free of her.

I got up and went upstairs to get a few things from my room.

I found Avery and Mulciber standing Guard ouside my room.

"Where do you think you are going Voldey?"

"To get some personal things from my room."

"You can't go in there."

"Get out of the way, it is my room."

"Wait for a minute."

I watched as Mulciber knocked on the door, and a voice said, "Yes."

Mulciber said, "It is Voldey, Mistress, he says he want to take some personal items from the room."

The voice said, "Send him in."

Av gave me a warning look, "Don't try anything funny Voldey, you will regret it."

I rolled my eyes, and went inside.

Just as I entered I stopped in shock, she had changed and was wearing the shortest nightgown I have ever seen, it ended at her thighs, showcasing her legs, what is the use of wearing a full sleeve nightgown which end at your thighs, however it had had a deep neck, and I could clearly see the round figures down her neck and a enticing valley.

The blue coloured nightgown hugged her figure closely, and I tracked her body from her legs to her eyes, which were fixed on me.

I gulped.

"Well are you going to just stand there and goggle at me, or are you going to get your things." She bristled.

I hastily moved towards a cabinet and pulled out my PJ's (purple), my Diary, a quill an inkbottle and a scythe.

She pointed at the scythe, "What do you keep that?"

I answered truthfully, "I keep it with me when I sleep."

She looked at me, "You snuggle with a Scythe? Don't you have a Teddy Bear."

I looked at her fearfully, actually, my Scythe WAS a Teddy Bear I transfigured it so no one would find out.

I shrugged and said, "Goodnight Ms. Granger."

"Goodnight Voldey."

5 Minutes Later

And here I am lying on one of my couches, in the drawing room, I have removed the spell from my Teddy Bear and changed it from Scythe, I am hugging it and writing about my day today, atleast it will be over soon, I will wake up late Tomorrow, for now I am going to slip in my Dreams of World Domination.

-Voldemort.

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