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How To Get A Guy

Bumblebee panted raggedly. Her body was set in a battle stance, her stingers in front if her face and one aimed at the robot. The robot whirled forward and struck Bumblebee. Thrown back, she flipped, landing on her feet, causing a boot heel to break.

"WHY DID MY TITANTIUM BOOTS BREAK?" Bumblebee cried, wrenching off her boot, inspecting the broken heel. Speedy, from his post by the door suggested something rude.

"Don't be sick." Aqualad chided Speedy.

"It might be because the floor's titanium too." Speedy suggested. Bumblebee blocked an attack by the robot and hit it's off switch.

"Not helping." Bumblebee growled. Tossing away the heel, she took off both boots and threw them on the ground. Speedy and Aqualad looked at each other.

"Bee, we know something's up." Aqualad said.

"You don't usually act this rough." Speedy chimed.

"Shred the robots."

"Or train at 3 am in the morning."

"All right, all right! Pythen said he's going to make me regret dumping him, Incek is still following me, and Mal is ignoring me. Apparently he's with someone else." Bumblebee confessed.

"I've got so much on my hands right now, and don't forget Billy." She included.

"What?" Aqualad stammered, not quite believing.

"WHO?" Speedy exclaimed.

"Billy Numerous..." Bumblebee said through gritted teeth. Aqualad looked shocked. Bumblebee slid out of the training room and carried her boots with her. Speedy sighed.

"What did she ever see in him?" He asked. Aqualad just blinked.

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Bumblebee picked something off the shelf. Throwing it in the cart in front of her, it bounced off the rim of the cart and fell to the ground. A hand picked it up. A scrawny guy stood in front of her, pale brown hair and sunglasses. Bumblebee leant into the shopping cart as he threw the item into the cart.

"Billy. How nice to see you." Bumblebee said shrewdly.