-Insert Drumroll and sound effect that will play when we discover the answer to life-
YAHOO, I finally got around to doing it, I wrote a second chapter, I forgot what it felt like, I have been making so many new stories, currently I have 10, anyway, this is a story about EVIL, a true evil organisation, evil from many different dimensions have been called together by one person...
I wrote this because I am getting sick of the fact that the evil group always gets defeated/fail: Akatsuki, Espada, Team Rocket, All the evil people in Power Rangers, all the villans from Marvel, etc.
Has MANY cross-overs, also two real people, with changed names... I do not own the rights to any, except one, I have made myself a character based on what my friends say I am...
I wish I owned the rights to five of the subjects in the story.
Chapter 2 the Real Evil
"I need you to get training, you are all strong enough, but I need you to be evil enough. So you will fight each other or kill more innocents in a more evil way, it will be stopped when one is clearly the eviler; sensors will monitor you and tell me what I need. Now everyone go into your selected room, and be ready. And do not worry, when you leave the areas all of your energy will be restored and your injuries banished."
Megatron killed lots of people but could not beat Hekyll eating the corpses. Voldemort could not beat Venom and was forced to stop.
Jack was carving up hundreds of innocents; but could not beat Itachi and his ninjutsu.
Sephiroth and Vader were close; the killing speed and abilities were so similar, slicing through all things in their paths. Sephiroth won in the end when he used his Materia.
Pein and Aizen were neck and neck; both using everything he had to be better than the other. The outcome was by a team of six, the winner was Pein and his five other bodies.
The second rounds were beginning, Itachi and Sephiroth in fast paced and insanely epic fight. Both were strong, both had powerful abilities; Tsukuyomi and Amaterasu were negated by the one wing, all of the Materia were on clones. In the end Sephiroth summoned Meteor and Itachi summoned Susanoe, the outcome was impossible to tell the area was destroyed, along with all the sensors. They would have to fight different people.
Hekyll and Jack fought and the winner was Jack. The hybrid could not avoid the blades; his new body was confusing for the two hosts.
Sephiroth beat Venom is seconds. Pein beat Jack in less. Itachi painted his nails.
Itachi, Sephiroth and Pein, the three finalists, all skilled, all deadly and all had massively powerful abilities. But Pein and his six bodies could not withstand the power and speed of the One Winged Angel and the Sharingan; user with restored eye sight. Their combined attacks were too much, both anxious to get back to fighting each other.
And so the two fought each other again, an epic battle began, again, so epic that if you were to write it down and then read it, your soul would be enlightened, you would gain unlimited knowledge and power, be able to create the world's greatest manga series, and the world's greatest waffle, and the universes best song.
They knew each other's abilities and styles, knew what attack they chained together, everything about the others fighting. It would be a long fight, so everyone else went to do something more interesting. After seventeen weeks the fight looked like it was starting to end.
Both combatants had lost all energy, all MP, all chakra, both were lying on the ground trying to out stare the other. After four days without blinking, they started to exhaustedly swat at each other, after five days of that, they tried to out 'not move' the other, so after a week of not moving they decided to play Jan-Ken-Pan (rock-paper-scissors), Itachi's Sharingan made him the winner,he decided that the next test should be a game of Hangman, Sephiroth won that by using the names of one of his final forms: 'Bizzaro Sephiroth'. He decided that the final winner is the one who can give a real heart-warming smile and laugh.
Sephiroth won, he thought of the fire in Nibelheim burning something cute and fluffy. Itachi thought of Sasukes face when he flicked him.
"Well done, but I have one more test for you." – Claps twice -
(POOF)
"What? Where am I? …I told you that I'm not paying for anything!"
"Wait, Haganekage I am having a contest: who is the most evil, the finalist is Sephiroth and you are the only one who has not fought, so get ready."
"Fine, just give me a few second." – Snaps fingers-
(SHEWM)
A small hyperactive, very curious and irritation humanoid creature appeared.
"What, I was busy."
"This is Myotis; he is my technology expert, secret weapon and friend. I need to prove how evil I am to these people."
"Why should I help you?"
"Because I said so, now do it."
"Well why must I do everything you say?"
"Because I am in charge, now do it!"
"Well who said that you're in charge?"
"I am in charge, besause I am responsible, and I'm bigger."
"Well you have fake teeth!"
"No I don't, now do it, and I'll give you a waffle."
"Okay, hang on…" a super keyboard appears out of his plams, "… hacking into their security, stealing all the important things, deleting the rest, uploading… now, done."
(SHEWM)
"Behold my ultimate evil form, I may not be very mean, but I can change my appearance into that of pure evil in seconds!"
"My eyes, I just lost my Mangekyou again, you are truly powerful!"
"Why are you in a dress?"
"You asked me to show you how evil I am, and so I did."
"Yes you are the most evil one here, but please change back, I beg you please take off your dress, and put on normal clothes!"
"Now to show you how I kill. Myotis Attack!"
-High pitched screech noise and two thuds, the area destroyed, blood everywhere-
"You just killed Megatron and Hekyll, how and why did you do that?"
"Well easily, I just can, and why not?"
"Good point, but now I need a new tech and insane medic."
"Pick me, me, me, pick meeeeee, pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me, meee, I won't stop poking you until you pick me." Myotis jumps up and down while poking everyone.
"Fine that thing is the new tech guy and insane medic… Is he going transparent?"
"He does that from time to time, but you should see him when it's cold, now that's amazing, and very creepy!"
"So Myotis show me your abilities."
"… TADA…"
"You didn't do anything."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, now do something!"
"…TADA…"
"You didn't do anything again."
"No I did, I said 'TADA', that is doing something, so ha, in your face!"
"I will kill you if you don't do something impressive!"
"Fine… TADA"-Strikes an impressive pose-
"Well it was an impressive pose, but can you do anything else besides saying 'TADA'?"
"Yes, I am powerful when I need to be, and only half of me."
"What do you mean by 'half of you'?"
"Only the right side of my body is any good, I wanted to replace the left side of my body with electronic gadgets, but 'someone' would not let me use his hidden lab!"
"For the last time I don't have a hidden lab, all I have is my gigantic floating inter-dimensional traveling mansion, and ten summer homes in every country, in every dimension."
"You forgot about the slaves and your platinum fake teeth!"
"I don't have fake teeth, it's just a coating, and it's not made out of platinum."
"Ha, you forgot to deny your slaves."
- Two hours later-
"Shut up! You two are really strange."
Together: "Thank you."
"Anyway, moving on, what medical skills do you have that would make you a good insane medic?"
"I never said that I wanted to be an insane medic."
"Not you Haganekage! I was talking to that thing."
"I have an unsteady hand, I get distracted very easily, I don't have much experience, I fool around, I like poking things and I don't know what a spleen looks like."
"You are perfect."
"Yes I know." –Strikes a pose-
"Itachi will show the two of you around."
"How, I can't see, the horrific sight of Haganekage in a dress has damaged my eyes!"
"Fine, Jack will show you around."
"Call me Hagan."
"So have you decided to stay and work together, and make an unstoppable evil force that will conquer all dimensions?"
-Whisper to each other- "On one condition."
"And what would that be?"
"We can fool around whenever we want."
"Okay fine. Now the rest of you go to your areas and read you training instructions. Hagan and Myotis stay behind."
"What do you want?"
"I will now give you your equipment: Hagan, you get a communicator that works in different dimensions and a key to your room. Myotis you get a cookie, a communicator, a key to your room and a straitjacket."
"WAHOOOOOOOOOO, I get a cookie, I get a cookie… wait… What colour's the straitjacket?"
"It's sort of silvery grey colour."
"…"-Gets a huge smile, states twitching- "WAHOOOOOOOOOO!!" –Starts jumping up and down.
"What's wrong with him?"
"The question you should ask is 'what's not wrong with him?'"
"Well since you two were not here the last time, you missed out on me revealing my true identity… I will show you … could one of you get the light; I want a more dramatic effect…thanks, okay… I really am…"
You still have to wait, but while waiting, you can guess who the evil leader is, here is another hint: he is male...and has hair, and has friends/comrades, and will never be expected (From bleach or Naruto)
You can tell me who you think it is in a review, also how you think the story in going so far, or how your day was, anything, just give me a review or seven.
If you can guess correctly, I will reward you, with something amazing...
P.S. please review.
P.S. 2 One of the best anime in the world is Busou Renkin, I would recommend it to anyone, it is truly one of the greatest ever made, and probably ever will. You must see it, I don't care what is takes you must see it.
P.S. 3 if you have, then I say to you: BRAVO and GO Papillon!!
