Everything that follows is bullshit. Directly referenced from the memetic vertical comic with the kid playing some vidya, his mom walks in with the vacuum, and... well. Yeah.
"FUCKING BLU SPY SLOW THE FUCK DOWN YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE I'LL KILL YOU I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD," shouted the RED Scout, mouth wide open as he chased the Spy, gun clutched in his hands.
"VWWRRR," yelled the BLU Scout as he intercepted the RED one, smiling calmly as he waved his bat around in the air.
"DAMMIT BLU SCOUT!" RED Scout yelled, flailing his arms and dropping the gun.
"I'll just be a second, bro." BLU Scout continued to swing his bat around. His headset fell off, and he leaned down to grab it, his ass up in the air.
RED Scout watched it waggle, pressed tight into those stupid pants BLU Scout wore, and bit his bottom lip, sweat running down his forehead.
He grabbed BLU Scout by the hips and j-j-jammed it in.
"OH, BLU! BLU SCOUT!" he yelled as he rammed his cock deep into BLU Scout's perky ass.
"You're just like your father," BLU Scout said with a smile on his face, remembering the many, many times the RED Spy had fucked the shit out of him.
And then the RED Scout came all over the BLU Scout's sweet sugartits.