,Chapter 2: Male problems

Crona will be referred to as the gender pronoun of the character who's point of view it is at the time believes Crona to be. Other wise Crona will be referred to as she because visually Crona appears to be mostly female. In real life people who are born as hermaphrodites often refer to them selves using the pronoun which is they're more dominant gender or visually dominate gender.

Disclaimer: I still don't own anything

OK this chapter is only meant to be some pointless fluff/funny crap till the real stuff starts! so enjoy the pointless fluff while u got it!

It was only Crona's second week at Shibusen and the young, confused and venerable sword meister was still sticking close to Maka. She was afraid and had no idea how to handle most of the normal every day things that came with going to school but Maka was her good friend and Crona new that if (s)he did what Maka said no one would think badly of her. At least she hoped not.

It was the middle of the night when Crona snuck out of her room and trotted as quietly as possible to the showers. It was far to late for any one at all to be in the school but Crona and she knew she'd be safe. Crona would only shower like this in the dead of night because her room was in the school that left Crona with few options. the First was the open air man's and woman's baths, and those were and absolute no. It was far to easy for some one to accidentally see her in there even if it was the dead of night. The second were the public showers, man's and woman's. The man's stall doors weren't as large and didn't hide as much of the body as the woman's did so Crona perferred to use the females. It just felt more comfortable, more protected.

As Crona headed for the showers some one else was headed for Shibusen.

Maka was up all night caring for a sick Blair and desperately needed and wanted a shower. But as she headed for the wash room she remembered that the water in they're apartment building had been shut off to night for one reason or another she just couldn't remember why. Frustrated that she would have to go to bed smelly and feeling gross she refused to give up. She was about to call Tsubaki then looked at the time, half passed midnight wasn't any time to be calling any one. Maka grunted angrily at the floor. There was no way she was going to bed when she had been around cat puke all day, no way at all. She packed a change of clothes and headed for the school. She knew it would be open and that they had showers. It was an emergency after all she was sure Shinigami-sama would understand. After all Crona lives in the school and Shinigami said she could come and see her friend when ever she wanted.

Crona walked into the shower area of the woman's change room and began undressing. Putting her dress in an open locker then taking her pale purple towel with her to the stall. she walked in and started the shower. It all ways felt nice, the hot water beating down on Crona's bare skin, being allowed to take as long as one wanted, not caring about any one seeing Crona's deformity, and letting all that happened from the day wash away and start anew. Crona closed her eyes and ran her hands along her wet hair enjoying it but froze when she thought she had heard something. Crona waited a few moments and after a satisfying silence Crona put shampoo in her hand and started washing her hair. The showers were a little loud so it wasn't any wonder why Crona didn't hear any one coming in, and her eyes were closed to protect from the shampoo. So Crona couldn't see ether.

"Oh! Hi Crona" An all too familiar voice said and Crona's eyes shot open in a mixture of horror and disbelief. It was indeed Maka wearing only a towel, smiling as she walking into the shower next to Crona. The pink-ish purple haired meister felt a mix of embarrassment, fear, and shame. She tried to hide herself and was glad the walls and door of her stall were so high. Maka looked over as she started her shower, concerned.

"Why are you here so late Crona?" It took Crona a moment before she could answer.

"I-i-i...only shower w-when the-there's no one a-around..." The shy meister stuttered and winced as shampoo got in her left eye.

"Ah! Are you OK?" Maka moved closer to the all to thin wall that was between them and Crona turned around in fear trying to rub the soap out.

"I-I'm f-f-ffffine!" She squeaked. Maka reached for a towel.

"Here you'll only make it worse like that. Stop rubbing at it and wash your eye out. Then you can rub it with a towel" Maka almost pleaded hating to see a friend in pain much less one who had had more then enough of her fair share of it. Crona fidgeted and turned her head to try and look at Maka with her good eye.

"Promise you won't look?" Maka was a little lost by the sudden comment.

"Won't look at what?" Crona twitched a little and blushed.

"A-at me...a-at my body..." Maka blushed and looked down.

"Oh! y-yeah of course not!"

"Promise?"

"Yeah I promise..." Maka turned and started washing her hair as Crona washed out her eye. Maka couldn't shake the blush that had crept across her face as she tried to figure out why Crona was so forceful about her not looking, but in the end Maka chucked it up to just being extremely shy.

"Is that why you only come to shower at night Crona?" Crona's heart fell to her feet. Did Maka see? Did she figure it out?

"Huh?"

"You know so no one will see you naked?...because your really shy?" Crona sighed and Maka continued making a point not to look directly at Crona.

"I'm sorry I should have known. Of course your shy about being seen naked by any one at all! Your shy about everything!" She giggled to herself and Crona felt a thousand times better that Maka hadn't seen or realized the real reason why. Maka smiled at Crona with her eyes closed and Crona almost felt guilty that she couldn't tell Maka the real reason why, but Maka couldn't find out ever or she'd think Crona was a freak and never want to talk to her ever again. Crona didn't think she could stand Maka hating her...ever.

Maka turned off the shower and dried her hair with her towel as she walked out of the stall. Crona knew she shouldn't look but her eye's betrayed her and she stole a glance at Maka's nude form. Big mistake. Crona looked away instantly blushing the darkest shade the meister had ever before. Maka wrapped the towel around her body unaware of what had just happened.

"Aren't you going to come out now Crona? you've been in there longer then me and you'll get all dizzy form the heat if you don't get out soon." Maka said worried. Crona shut off the water trying her best not to let Maka see she was blushing. (even if she knew Maka wasn't looking at her)

"Y-yeah your right" Crona grabbed her towel and quickly dried herself only to be stricken with horror when she noticed something. Crona's male part was up.

"Oh no" Crona almost whispered.

"Hm? what was that?" Maka asked brushing out her hair. Crona nearly jumped out of her skin.

"N-n-n-n-nothing!" Crona wrapped the towel around her body and held 'it' down as she burst out of the stall and to the locker for her pajamas. Maka wasn't expecting Crona to run passed her and instinctively looked. Noticing ware Crona's hand was Maka felt even more embarrassed and confused. 'what? but Crona's in the girls showers. Maybe the boys don't hide as much?...so does this mean Crona's a boy?' Feeling tired and confused Maka gave up. she was never really sure what gender Crona really was, but to her it didn't really matter. Crona was her close and dear friend that was all Maka needed to know.

That night Crona couldn't sleep at all. Pictures of Maka naked kept creeping into Crona's mind and she fought with herself all night.

"Damn it!" She said aloud hitting the bed in frustration.

"Hey! whats the big idea waking me up?" Ragnarok came out and gave Crona a nuggie but when Crona didn't react he stopped and toke a moment to figure out what was wrong.

"Oh I get it now!"

"There's nothing to get!"Crona snapped laying on her stomach to hide the 'issue'. Ragnarok poked at Crona's head.

"So you saw flat-chest naked big deal! I beat it wasn't even much to look at!" Ragnarok spat and crossed his arms. He looked and saw how much Crona was blushing and had a field day.

"Oh ho ho! I see now! you can't stop thinking about her naked can ya?" Crona rolled over and through the pillow at Ragnarok missing.

"Shut up!" Ragnarok looked down and saw what Crona was trying to hide and Crona covered it with her hands.

"Aha! See I was right! She got you all hard! How many times is that now?" Crona sat up finding it easier to hold it down.

"I'm not sure I think maybe this is the fourth time ever" Crona looked down feeling ashamed.

"But it won't go away this time!" Crona had to resist the temptation to hit it. She tried that once, never again. Ragnarok leaned in closer almost as if to whisper.

"Ya know you could all ways just..." Crona grabbed the pillow, laid back down, threw the covered over herself, and hide in the pillow all in one smooth motion.

"No I all ready told you I'm not normal so I don't know what will happen, its gross and I'm never gonna try it so give it up!" Ragnarok waved his arms in defeat.

"Fine. Try and sleep like this but you'll see how HARD it'll be" Ragnarok giggled at his bad pun. Crona closed her eyes.

"It'll be gone in the morning..."

And it was but sleeping was much more impossible then Crona had thought.

God I'm mean. doing these things to poor Crona! Well i can't help making these sort of things happen there just so freaken cute and awesome and funny! i think i enjoyed writing this chapter more then i was suppose to... oh well R&R!