Ria: Yayz Chapter 2 is out!

Lei-Ren: You were holding out on them you had this done right after you were done with chapter 2

Kisame: Why do both of you have to be mono tone seriously! If you litsen to their voices they don't change pitch at all.

Ria and Lei-Ren: We don't do it on purpose, at least we aren't like Hidan who cusses in every sentence or Deidara who says un.

Ria: Whatever disclaimer

Lei-Ren and Itachi: Ria doesn't own Naruto she only owns herself and Lei-Ren

Ria: If you wana see what Lei-Ren looks like then too bad I'll post mai art later.

I woke up on a nice soft bed. Everything would have been extremely pleasant as if I were on a cloud if it weren't for my head pounding and the whispers I could hear. I built up courage and opened my eyes staring directly at me were a pair of eyes that possessed the Rinnegan. "Pein," I stated I looked around the room and noticed everyone was present even Tobi and Zetsu. "YAY PRETTY GIRL AWAKE!" Tobi shouted. I covered my ears my head now hurting a million times worse.

I refrained from calling the man Madara noticing that if all the Akatsuki members were still alive before me that it would be a long time before his unveiling. I silently cursed the Naruto Wiki for giving me so much knowledge I knew everything about the show because my psycho friends wanted me to prove my ability. Three days later I knew everything about the show weather I wanted to or not.

As I sat up I let my hands drop to my side I peered around at the group of men and the woman who stood/sat before me. My computer side of me kicked in as I said aloud all of their names as they were introduced as, "Pein, Konan, Itachi, Kisame, Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, and Zetsu," I said in my normal monotone.

Pein looked at me a little surprised, "You know us now the question is who you are?" he said as we stared at each other with death glares. I saw Tobi cowering behind Konan. "I am Lei-Ren Daiyu form the Fang family," I said formally introducing myself, making sure not to tell them I was from a different demission.

"I was told you are a wielder of the Byakugan," he said after some time. I looked away and thought for a moment about how I should answer. "Not exactly," I said bluntly unable of thinking of something better to say to him. He simply raised an eye brow, "Then I suggest you explain," he said with a hint of hostility in his voice.

"I'm not quite sure how but I have a photographic memory and I remember almost everything, through experience I know about all Kekkei Genkai and all jutsu," I paused as I looked down at my hands. "I can summon that knowledge and recreated as the real thing," I paused and thought of a good comparison. "Like when in dreams you're able to do things that you normally can't do. I guess that is what this ability is," I explained still trying to understand it all myself.

A smirk made its way onto Pein's face. He was obviously pleased on what his men had stumbled upon. "All of this because I had to check out that stupid explosion," I glared at Deidara. "Don't be mad at me, un!" he said you could see the fear on his face.

"Well it is your fault, un!" I said copying him, Kisame started laughing, Itachi and Sasori both rolled their eyes, Kakuzu you could tell wanted to slap his forehead, Tobi just sort of stood there like an idiot next to Hidan. Zetsu was already gone. Konan was too busy talking with Pein so neither of them noticed.

"Why did you say un, un," Deidara asked. "Cause that is how you talk," I saw he was completely oblivious to the fact he said un all the time. "I DO NOT, UN!" he yelled I just covered my ears the throbbing in my head had still not gone away, I felt like I was having a hangover in the way my dad described it. "Deidara yes you do say un at the end of all your sentences, now shut up and it is time for dinner," Sasori said Deidara was ready to protest but his 'Danna' glared at him making him shut his mouth.

And as if on cue my stomach growled. The room fell dead silent, I turned a little pink from embarrassment, but then I said, "Sorry I haven't eaten all day," I admitted. "I really don't like breakfast and I didn't get a chance to eat lunch," I explained. Kisame nodded as if he understood, Tobi just shouted, "PRETTY GIRL DOESN'T LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY!" I screamed holding my head; the sound of Tobi's voice was amplified for some reason. Everything sounded extremely loud; I just covered my ears holding my head up trying to fight the pain in my head.

Deidara was really close to my face now, "Hey you okay, un?" he said concerned. "Everything is really loud," I said sort of blushing by how close the pyromaniac was, not taking my hands from my ears. "Then this must be a temporary side effect of your Kekkei Genkai," Pein stated, "Konan take a look at her ears everyone else start making dinner or something I'll be in my office." After Pein gave his commands everyone except Konan filed out of the room. I lowered my hands and Konan pulled up a chair and sat next to me. She gently pulled my tangles of red hair from my ears and investigated.

After her little investigation and finding out how long it took for my ears to return to normal, which was only about three minutes, we decided to go and eat. I stood up next to Konan and was instantly depressed, everyone was taller than me. Why did I always have to be the short skinny one, hmm? Why can't it be the person next to me!

We went through a giant maze of hallways that seemed to lead nowhere. Then after I had almost had given up hope there was in front of us a kitchen and eating area conjoined. There was a nice kitchen with stainless steel appliances, garnet counter tops and so forth, also there was an island in the center of it. The eating area was quite big, but the giant table took up most of it and surprisingly mostly everyone was there. Hidan who was cussing was sitting next to Kakuzu who was, surprise, counting money! Itachi was in the kitchen cooking but I didn't see Kisame anywhere then I noticed him sitting huddled in a corner with sushi, calling it mommy. That must have been Itachi's work; I knew Itachi only got along with people when necessary but he was really that harsh?

I walked over and sat next to Sasori who was reading and then Deidara sat next to me. I must have looked like a toddler by my height. My feet almost touched the floor. So I started kicking my legs back and forth. "I really am thirteen years old," I said instantly reading his mind. Deidara was shocked and almost fell backwards; "NOW SHE'S A MIND READER, UN!" he yelled everyone looked up even Kakuzu, to stare at him. I could see him blush with embarrassment, then Pein entered the room sitting down and Konan took her seat right next to him.

I noticed one person missing, "I wonder where Tobi is?" I barely whispered and as if he had magical powers he appeared from nowhere, jumped over the table, landed on top of me, making the chair fall backwards, he was on top of me and I was under him on the floor. I blushed because I knew who he really was. He looked down at me I could feel him smiling behind his mask.

Then Hidan to the rescue . . . sort of. "YOU %$#%^# LITTLE *&&# GET OFF THE &*&%$ CAUSE SHE IS MINE!" He screamed showing off his very colorful language. I knew what to do in this situation. My eyes got all watery and teary as I gave a little sniffle, because of my looks of an eight year old I could easily fake cry and I was the master of the puppy dog face.

I started to cry a little then a true hero to the rescue SHARK MAN! He punched Hidan in the face and yanked Tobi off of me throwing him in some random direction. The then picked me up cradling me like a baby. Kakuzu started laughing as Konan snickered a little. Pein looked flat out pissed staring at the Hidan who was taking pleasure in his broken jaw. Tobi was making noises from where ever he landed. Deidara was just sitting there wide eyed and Sasori just continued reading as if nothing had happened.

Itachi then brought out all the food also acting as if nothing had happened. Everyone had changed seats a little, Sasori was next to Deidara, who was next to Konan, who was next to Pein, who was next to Kakuzu, who was next to the still on the floor Hidan, who was next to Kisame who finally put me down, who was next to me, who was next to Itachi. Tobi was probably lost now somewhere in the large compound.

I swear I could have heard a groan that was his but I just ignored it still thinking one thing as I ate the great dinner Itachi had made. What the fuck? Then only to make my confusion worse Kakuzu spoke up, "Kisame you're paying for the damages."

Kisame: Damn it! Now I'm going to have no money!

Ria: But you got to be the hero SHARK MAN!

Lei-Ren: (hugs kisame) Thank you Kiame!

Kisame: (hugs back) Your welcome kid (smiles, then thinks) Where was Samehada in this chappy and why didn't Lei use her powers?

Ria: Because Lei-Ren forgot and personaly who would want to go through a hang over if they didn't have too? And Samehada was on the kitchen floor from when you dropped it to take your Mommy away from Itachi so he wouldn't eat her. (nodds)

Kisame: Where did Hidan go? Wasn't he chasing you or something?

Osu randomly pops in: NOPE I TOOK CARE OF THAT BICH!

Ria: (Glops Osu) Yup! NOW REVIEWS PEOPLE OR I WILL SICK OSU ON YOU!