CHAPTER 2
"Death
by insomnia and twoleg poop monsters"
CAT: We are here.
RUSTY: Why yes we are. So when do we get there?
CAT: We are here.
RUSTY: Yes I know. It is beautiful and all but I would like to know when we are gonna get to the camp.
CAT:... We are here.
RUSTY: Why yes we are.
CAT: You moron! We are at the camp!
RUSTY: ... And you'r point is...
CAT: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
BLUESTAR: Thank you Whitestorm... Now why don't you... Oh hold on a second... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! URGGGGGG!!!!!!! EEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!... WELL... I THINK IT'S GONE... AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
big brown lump hits the ground.
BLUESTAR had pooped Twoleg poop.
BLUESTAR: It is not what it looks like...
RUSTY: So when do I-
BLUESTAR: How do you know my language!?
RUSTY: ... uh-oh... I mean... ME-OW!...
BLUESTAR: All cats fat enough to yadalayadas... Rusty...
RUSTY: ... Go on...
BLUESTAR: You will now become an apprentice.
RUSTY: ... Go on...
BLUESTAR: Rusty...
RUSTY: ... Go on...
BLUESTAR: From now on...
RUSTY: ... Go on...
BLUESTAR: you will be known as...
RUSTY: ... Go on...
BLUESTAR: Firepaw!
FIREPAW: (Looks around then back at Bluestar) ... Go on...
BLUESTAR: That was it... Enjoy your new- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIREPAW: ... Go on...
300 pound cat runs... well... rolls into the clearing with a cat in his teeth.
BLUESTAR: Tigerclaw what happened?... whoops just pooped a little.
TIGERCLAW: Redtail! He!... He was killed By a wild pack of dogs he thought he saw!
FIREPAW: ... Go on...
TIGERCLAW: Who the hell is that?
FIREPAW: I am RUSTY! Destroyer of tax collecters and avenger of tangelo's!!!...
Suddenly a giant massive pile of twoleg poo begins rampaging.
BLUESTAR: ... Well... That will sort its self out...
FIREPAW: ... Go on...
BLUESTAR: Good night every one.
FIREPAW: .. Go on...
TIGERCLAW: Is he broken?
FIREPAW: ... Go on...
TIGERCLAW slaps FIREPAW
FIREPAW: ... Go on...
TIGERCLAW slaps him again
FIREPAW: ... Go on...
TIGERCLAW once again slaps him.
FIREPAW: ... Go on...
TIGERCLAw walks away.
FIREPAW: ... Go on...