Nineteenth of October, 2006
The real world is such a perplexing place. It's so full of people who try to make it better, but in turn, end up destroying it in the process! Am I the only one who gets the joke? HA HA! You people have all these rules and you think they'll save you! You try to create a better planet by creating more order and regulations. You find comfort in the system. It's all one big organism, feeding on your reliance and false sense of trust. Oh, and this time of year just baffles me the most. I am beginning to think that you people are the crazy ones!
It's election time, folks! HA HA HA! Election time, a time when you incompetent, dependent citizens realize that you cannot think for yourselves, and you in turn attempt to reach a consensus to promote some dishonest slave of the law to make all your decisions for you! And the best part is, you think the government actually has control! No, they do not have power. I've been trying to make you people understand that the law does not have power over you…you just have to outsmart the law. I mean, the law outsmarts you on a daily basis, and you don't even realize it! The law brainwashes you into thinking order is right, and that people need a leader. The only right in the world is wrong. The only order is disorder! The only true way to live in this world is without rules.
People seem so confused by this paradoxical way of thinking, and yet every four years you elect a leader to mislead! Your minds are so ambiguous, and that's why I find you so intriguing! Your way of thinking is so amusing to me! Oh, this world is so…sardonic! HA HA HA! But…I suppose I really should get back on track. What was I saying? Oh, right, the presidency…
Now, I know you people couldn't survive without a leader, which is why I only deliver my special brand of anarchy in small-ish doses. When you people prove to me that you can handle more, I may bump it up a notch. No, I'm not concerned about your safety! HA! But as you know, I'm doing this to prove a point…I'm still letting you people think for yourselves, but at the same time, I am nudging you along, to help you start seeing things my way. I mean, if I completely destroyed the order…well everyone would lose their minds! HA HA! You can't handle spontaneous change that is not under organized control. I am waiting to start a revolution! Help me to help you!
But…it seems that nobody ever takes me seriously. Oh well…maybe I will have to start turning up the dial…Maybe that's the only way you will truly see. Or maybe you and I are destined to do this forever. I don't mind. I love my job. Maybe it's best that you continue to depend on dishonest politicians to wipe your noses for you. Maybe it's best that you don't think the way I do, at least for the time being. Maybe it's your fear and closed-mindedness that make my job so…interesting! HA HA HA!