Unknown Building.
Party Status:
Sasuke Uchiha is currently at perfect health.
Health points stand at 879/35 and chakra is at 573/0.
Level is falling from 637 to basic level one.
All current weapons are now imaginary.
Items: Unknown building map.
Error. Error. Error. Error.
Please replace batteries.
"Where the hell did that come from?" The red mage, er, ninja wondered out loud. Actually from the look and sound of things, he wasn't a ninja but some random person in some totally wack dimension; probably not a cool one since he just used 'totally' and 'wack'.
'Why do I feel like ramming my sword into someone's chest?' Sasuke frowns and continues on his way. As he walks down the hall, he notes that he has on a strange watch-like device on his arm. 'Hm... this isn't working. What is this anyway?'
Sasuke looks at the device and sees a button with the words 'engage'. 'I might as well try it.' He moves his finger and presses the button...
ENGAGE! THIS IS MY POWER!
Error. Error. Error. Error.
Please replace batteries.
"That was strange." Sasuke blinked in confusion.
"Huh, so that's what happens when you need to replace the batteries." Sasuke looks up and sees a young girl wearing a sailor uniform; it constisted of a white shirt with a red top and skirt. She was holding a flute in her hand and a briefcase. He flinched when he saw that the girl's hair was red, but realized that she was too short to be Karin.
"You probably don't remember me since we only worked together twice and it was about two years ago, so maybe I should reintroduce myself." She took a step back and gave a slight bow.
"I'm Rin Namikaze."
Sasuke's P.O.V.
'Okay... i'm pretty sure I don't know a Rin Namikaze; though Namikaze seems kind of familiar.' I glanced at the rest of her as I pondered of her existence. Then she clenched her teeth and began to shake a little.
"Um... I played Tayuya of the Sound Four." The girl started to shake a little more as if she was holding back a powerful emotion. 'Not good. When a girl shakes like this she is either about to strike out in rage or-'
"You jerk! You could at least pretend to try to remember!" The girl swung her briefcase and tried to hit me on my right side. I bounce forward and grab her wrist and thrust my palm forward strike at her stomach. However, I overestimated her weight and end up pulling her close and making contact with her body at a slighty higher point.
'... It's soft and squishy.'
"Kyaaaa! Get your hands off of me you pervert!" The girl moves to grab her flute and attemptes to stab me. I try to catch and the flute clashes onto the watch-like device. The girl runs off. 'Damn, that was annoying.' Sasuke looks down and notices a piece of paper behind the screen.
Dear Mr. Sasuke Uchiha,
If you can read this note then that means you have broken the screen of the 'Vivid Illusions Band E'. Before we continue please note that we know the name is lame and we are currently trying to come up with another. As we were saying, since you have broken the device that was intrusted to you please note that you still have to return this along with a 157,920,342 yen replacement fine for the damage of this device.
We kid you not.
This device is still being worked on, and we do not appreciate one of our prototypes being damaged. Remember that device was loaned to your studios for the show. We will find out eventually since you need this device to perform your jutsus on the show.
So just come and pay us to fix it.
Sincerely,
VIBE Research and Development Department
P.S. If you cannot pay we will break your legs. Bye!
No p.o.v
"157,920,342 yen!" Sasuke gaped at the amount of his newly aquired debt. Of course there is only one acceptable response for something such as this.
"Oh crap, I'm so screwed!" Sasuke began to panic and ran into another room. He looked around and noticed it seemed a lounge of sorts. There was tea being brewed in the middle of room. He stepped over and decided to indulge himself with some of the tea as an effort to calm himself down.
'Great. No cups.' Sasuke sighed and sat down at the table with the brewing tea. Then, a hand appears out from the top of his vision and places a cup in front of him. He slowly directs his eyes to the new figure as she moves around him to the opposite side of the table to taste her own tea.
She seemed to be a little smaller then Sasuke, most likely around 165 cm ( around 5 ft. 4 in.). Her eyes were a soft violet and her obsidian hair reached the end of her spine. She had snowy skin which was covered by a black kimono with a few snowflakes for a design. Sasuke's eyes traces her body and notices her petite form; her hips, waist, bosom, and then passes her rosey lips and ends at her lilac eyes. She looks up from her tea and her lips break from the cup.
"If you want to keep doing that you better have some money on you." The mention of money reminds Sasuke of his debt and he holds his head and lays his head on the table.
"You're an odd one, Sasuke Uchiha." She took another sip of her tea, but not before noticing the broken band on his hand.
"Heh, you're in trouble Sasuke Uchiha. That device costs a fortune to repair and replace." Sasuke looks up and shoots a glare in her direction.
"Shut up. I know it costs a fortune." The girl puts her tea down and walks over to the corner. Sasuke's eyes are still following her at this point, though with a lackluster passion. She motions for him to come.
"What." The girl pouts at response. She motions again.
"What." The girl places her hands on her hips and lets out a sigh. She looks up again and motions once more.
"I'm trying to help you, so come over here like a good little bitch." The girl smirks, and Sasuke decides that the first chance he gets he is going to return to his world.
"What did you say?" She lets out a chuckle and starts to walk around the corner. Sasuke becomes displeased with this rude girl and regrettably decides to follow after her. The decision leads him to stairs with the girl already at the top. She sees him and continues on. Sasuke follows after and notices pictures on the walls. Sasuke isn't to surprised about the first one, although he further questions his 'best friend's taste; Naruto is wearing a pink frilly dress and Ino is escorting him in a black tuxedo. The appear to be in the lounge as people circle around him. 'Dobe, did you always have idenity issues?' The second picture is a little bit of a shock; Sakura wearing a black dress and Itachi leading her on the dance floor wearing his Akatsuki robe. 'When the hell did that happen?!' Sasuke shakes it off and sees the last picture. It shows Gaara in a trenchcoat and shades standing on top of Deidara. '... ok.'
"Hurry up, Sasuke Uchiha." Sasuke walks up, follows her to the second floor, and observes that there is a long glass window to look down onto the first floor. It was the same room he was in when everything switched to this world. Now that he was calm, he could see that there was a table with chocolate covered tomatoes. 'Damn it! How could I miss that!?.............. Oh well. I'll just wait until later.' Yes, yes he would.
"Just up these stairs, Sasuke Uchiha." Sasuke was growing irrated with ....this women. 'Wait, I don't even know who she is and I'm following her? Must be this damn world thats affecting me.' The next flight of stairs led to a short hallway and a locked door. The girl turned towards Sasuke and put her hand down her kimino and retrieved a key. She then opened the door.
"Come on, hurry up already. This is it, Sasuke Uchiha."