A/N: alrighty then here we are! another wonderful updart of my soon to be relatively popular (pardon my ego) story! w00t-w00t's are in order. Anyway thank you so much for everyone who reviewed my last chapter, i was worried that this would be a flop right from the start. I guess that nervousness happens when you switch major categories of writing (Danny Phantom to Teen Titans) but i should be over that... and went ahead and wrote the 2nd chapter!

Disclaimer: i do not own the Teen Titans, D/C Comics and Cartoon network gets all the credit.

No such Thing as Canned Pheromones

Chapter 2

Beast Boy: Master of all things not conspicuous (sarcasm)

Beast Boy sat on the bottom bunk of his bed hunched over holding and item of great power. He held the can of Taxe tightly, yet gingerly at the same time. As if we didn't want to lose his precious can, but was also concerned for the inanimate objects comfort. Even if his hands were gloved, his palms were perspiring with beads of anxious sweat. As if the drops of sweat themselves wanted to be nearer Beast Boy's newly acquired weapon of mass seduction.

"Beast Boy… do you realize what you can do with this? Imagine the possibilities!" He cried out with excitement. "No more of the guys talking trash about my love life… or uh… lack of one. Dude… this is so freaking …COOL!"

Beast Boy, still clutching on to the can of the "Female-arousing" body spray, fell back onto his untidy bed and closed his eyes. He rolled his head to the left to find his clock read 12:42, "Hmm… about time for lunch. Although what good is lunch without my 'pre-lunch nap'?" He asked himself. He considered taking a nap, his animalistic metabolism was a surefire excuse to take one, but in all of his excitement through obtaining a device that was sure to change his forever… or at least to have fun for the next few day, got all riled up and couldn't sleep a wink right now.

Of course… with an animalistic metabolism, brings an animalistic attention span. Beast Boy quickly forgot his dilemma between nap and lunch, and suddenly found the fabric of his clothes interesting.

"I wonder how they get the fabric to morph with me and stuff?" he inquired to no one in particular, though he wasn't really expecting an answer back anyway.

To Beast Boy's dismay, he heard a rather booming knock upon his door, which of course interrupted his important 'zone-out' time.

"Yo Beast Boy! Lunch is ready, why you up here in your room?" Cyborg asked as the door slid open. Now normally Beast Boy wouldn't be the one to think… about anything, but for some odd reason, perhaps the whole "Wow, I have a magical can of Taxe that will make all the females I come near fall in love with me and I don't want Cyborg to know about it" thing. Sadly enough, Beast Boy still didn't think, but rather, was a heck of a lot more precautious and stashed the can under his sheets right as Cyborg entered his room.

"Oh it is? I uh… must have lost track of time… hehe I was just uh, reading some comic books." Beast Boy replied nervously with the back of his neck starting to moisten up with perspiration.

Unlike Beast Boy, Cyborg used his brain and used it often; this case was no exception and was curious as to why his short little friend was so nervous. A realization hit him and smiled when he came to his conclusion.

"Suuuuure BB, whatever you say. You sure it ain't that uh… I don't know…that maybe the whole north side of town knows you use TAMPONS!?"

In his finding the can of Taxe, Beast Boy had forgotten all about that incident about screaming at the top of his lungs, that he had found the right kind of Tampons that were on the list. These memories came flooding back in a torrent of embarrassment, only noticeable by the rosy red glow beaming from his cheeks… and chin… and forehead…pretty much his whole face, it was a rather amusing spectacle to behold.

"DUDE! Shut up! I already what happened, what's done is done, and I'm sure people are smart enough to figure out that I was only…"

"Buying tampons for yourself?" Cyborg interrupted as Beast Boy was attempting to explain the situation out thoroughly. Though it was a good excuse to as the actual reason to why Beast Boy had been cooped up in his room.

"Dude, seriously cut it out, don't you think I've had enough of this already? Like on the car ride home? On the way from the car to the tower? On the way from the front doors to the doors of my room?"

Cyborg just laughed some more and left, leaving a nice big trail of big hearty chuckles reverberating down the hall. Fortunately he doesn't suspect a thing and Beast Boy can continue to dream about the possibilities over his can of Taxe.

"Oh sweet baby, we are safe once again," Beast Boy said as he walked back over to his mattress and rummaged through the sheets and assorted blankets, and even haphazardly tossed his old tickle-me Elmo to the floor in his haste to acquire his can of Taxe.

After a few more minutes of snickering and some awkward uh… well let's just say you wouldn't want to do that with a small four and a half inch can… especially since it can explode under pressure, Beast Boy got bored and decided to go downstairs, leaving the can safely placed in one of his desk drawers. After all, since when does he need a desk? Exactly. No one would think to look there.

Upon reaching the main room something unusual was going on… nothing. Everything seemed completely calm and relaxed. Starfire was discussing her old birthdays on Tameran with Robin, who wasn't really paying attention… to her words, but had a very attentive gaze into her eyes, a loving gaze, yet borderline disturbing. Cyborg was stuffing his face some assortments of meat, and Raven was reading… what else?

This quickly changed as Robin glanced over his shoulder at the whir of the big ole sliding doors, and saw Beast Boy standing in the doorway with a smirk on his face. Robin immediately thought of events that occurred a mere few hours ago at a certain grocery store, where a certain changeling embarrassed himself by screaming out a certain word that would certainly give Robin a chance to have a few chuckles now.

"Well someone looks happy? That time of the month over already?" Robin sneered, with the other 6 eyes in the room darting towards our green little buddy.

"DUDE! Let it go, I don't see why I am the one getting dissed when I had to buy tam… uh... those THINGS for YOUR girlfriend!" Beast Boy yelled. "Seriously, dude. I don't see what's so funny, I was just getting what was on the list, any one of us could have gone to get those things, and I just got the short straw somehow. Either of you two could have be in my shoes right now…" He said glancing towards Cyborg who was unsuccessfully stifling a laugh.

"I know you don't like to be wrong Robin…" Raven spoke out with a small devilish smile growing on her face "but I don't think Beast Boy's 'time of the month' is over yet'…"

The room fell silent.

No… that's a lie, it roared up in gut busting laughter which resulted in Beast Boy just grabbing a banana off the counter and walking back through the big sliding doors before anyone could catch their breath or get up off the ground.

"Please tell me friend Cyborg, what is this 'time of month?' I am confused as to why this is funny." Starfire innocently giggled.

"Uh… are you serious?" Cyborg asked, quickly ceasing his laughter.

Raven knew where this was going, and she didn't want to be left explaining ANYTHING involving things taught in Sex Ed…or anywhere else that could be heard from the hallways of any public high school. So she just silently closed her book and made her way to the door.

"Well… I uh… Robin? You wanna help her out here?" was all Raven could hear as the doors made a nice sound of an air tight seal while she walked the many corridors of the tower. She roamed throughout the halls reading her book as she made her way through the labyrinth of walls and walkways. Having taken the fasted route from the main room to her own, Raven didn't even have to bother to look up from her book. At long last she had made it to her room where she proceeded to walk in, place the book gently on her desk and sit down.

Raven sat down on her bed and took a nice deep breath. She focused on her breath entering and leaving her body she calmed down and prepared to meditate, the only way of which she could summon enough power to control her powers… and tolerate any of Beast Boy's antics. Which brought up another dilemma.

Beast Boy.

How he had managed to creep up in her meditation was beyond her, but for some odd reason she had thought about him during her period of self-reflection. She was curious as to why Beast Boy was in such a hurry to go back upstairs and be by himself. Something was definitely amiss.

Though she quickly shrugged it off as she continued on with her mantra.

Back in the main room the burden of informing Starfire what the importance of tampons.

"So wait a minute… If Star didn't need those things… then how'd they get on the grocery list?" Cyborg questioned coming to an odd realization.

"Friend Raven requested I tell you to get those for her, she said I would be less embarrassed, but I have yet to figure out why these…tampons are items of embarrassment, perhaps they are a gift for Beast Boy?" Starfire innocently asked with a befuddled gleam I her eyes.

Robin and Cyborg could only stifle their snickers at Starfire's childlike naïve-ness and had decided that this conversation had gone long enough.

"You know Star, speaking of gifts… I hear tomorrow is a certain alien's birthday…" Cyborg told her in a sing-songy tone elbowing Robin in his side.

"Oh yes! Tomorrow is my Tamaranian celebration of my birth, though, you might recognize the name 'Splafesgian Gangleeptus'." She said jubilantly, as the two guys stood there with faces blanker thank Xerox paper.

"Well now that you mention it, no. I don't. But what I DO know is that you and a certain tights-wearing boy is going to get ya something good for your uh… Splaf… birthday." Cyborg said on his way out of his room and towards his safe haven known as the garage.

"ROBIN! Is this true? Have you gotten me a gift to celebrate my Splafesgian Gangleeptus?" She said with great joy shaking Robin violently by the shoulders awaiting his reply.

"Uh… yes… why is this so great?" Robin asked confused by her over excitement over a gift that she hasn't even received yet.

Starfire heard this and let go of Robin, she looked down at her feet and her face began heating up.

"Well friend Robin, at my home planet, giving a female a gift on her Splafesgian Gangleeptus is a sign of undying love and affection" She said as Robin found the floor tiles suddenly intriguing. "b-but I'm sure that it is normal to give one gifts on their uh… days of birth."

"Uh… yea I guess, but don't worry, tomorrow will be really special anyway Star. You're too important to me for it not to be." Robin said as he smiled.

"Oh Robin, thank you. I cannot wait for what tomorrow brings, I am sure I will love whatever you get me." Starfire joyously cried as she hovered up in the air and flew out the door.

"I sure hope so…"

Back in his room, Beast Boy continued where he had left off, he quickly ate his banana and threw the peel in the trash… by which I mean the floor. He pulled out the top drawer and grabbed the can of Taxe, which he proceeded to shove in his pocket.

"Seems like a nice day for a stroll in the park, and a perfect day to test the potency of the concoction of chemicals and scents that according to the advertisements "Act as a super powerful female attracting pheromone" Pssh… no such thing as canned pheromones, probably just a super secret mind controlling thing that only affects girls or something." He thought as he closed the drawer.

"Hmm dude, I bet Cyborg will get a kick out of this, I don't know why I was hiding it from him in the first place. We'll be the most popular guys in the city! Should knock Robin a few pegs down from his coveted 6th ranking in the worlds top 50 sexiest teens, from that stupid Seventeen magazine." He said, parading around making fun of the magazine… as if there was someone there to actually watch him try to be funny. "Yup, this will totally rock out loud"

Beast Boy was starting to act like his old self, and by old, I mean… the way he normally acts… I don't suppose this is any different, but he was jumping up and down with joy psyching himself up for the day ahead. If that isn't good ole Beast Boy then I don't know what is.

He ran out of his door and raced down the stairs to the main floor, where he didn't even bother saying 'Hi' or 'Sup' or anything, not even bothering to glance at Robin and Starfire awkwardly close and having a chance to make a crack at Robin, leveling the scale in Beast Boy's favor. Nope just went down to the garage where he knew Cyborg would be. And he was right for once.

"Dude! We have to get out of here man Cy!"

"What is it? Trouble?" Cyborg said dropping his oily wrench and arming his sonic cannon.

"No, better! I have something that will change our lives forever! Dude… I found a way for us to get any girl attracted to us anytime we want! Dude! Do you know what this means?"

"That it isn't a real emergency? That I can continue my weekly maintenance on the T-car? That you are proving my theory that you don't use what little of a brain you have?" Cyborg said as he turned around and picked up his wrench and continued to tighten and loosen some nuts and bolts here and there.

"Fine dude, but suit yourself, don't go crying to me when I'm hogging all the ladies !" Beast Boy yelled as he walked out of the garage and transformed into an eagle as he flew from the island where his home resides to the local park, where many a girls were out enjoying the sunshine.

He smirked as he returned to his human form and hid behind a willow tree, pulling the can of Taxe from his pocket and popping the lid off with his thumb.

"Dude, this is going to be sooo totally awesome."

A/N: thank you so much for reading. Please tell me what you think!

KITHN