101 Things I Can't do at the CCC

by katkidology

When at the CCC, there is a certain protocol one must respect. You are a Cahill, and need to act as one. Unfortunately, not all of the younger generation have realized that yet. So this list was created, using actual events that have occurred in the past. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Cahill Command Centre.

2. Chapter 2

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Me no own.

So you no sue.

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26. (MOKINGJAY SPOILER ALERT!) telling Amy that Prim dies will only cause her grief and rage. It is not advised. (I was the one in the hospital! Do you honestly think I would try it again?)
27. Watching Bambi with the clue hunters is not advised. (Ian was crying in his room for days.)
28. For the same reasons as above, movies like Tangled, Brave, The Odd life of Timothy Green, Les Miserables, The Help, Harry Potter, and the Hunger Games are not advised. (Everyone was crying. EVERYONE. I don't care what you say, I am proud. It isn't easy to make a Holt cry.)
29. Exposing Cahills to the world of fan fiction will cause rage, grief, humiliation, and pain on your behalf. DO NOT ATTEMPT. (Oh... Too late!)
30. If fan fiction causes distress, fan art causes insanity. (Me: My personal favorite is the one where Ian and Hamilton have a magical first kiss after defeating the vespers! *Hamilton immediately throws up while Ian faints*)
31. Do not sing in the shower. (Can you believe I'm not part Janus?!)
32. Dont go Christmas caroling with Dan... In July. (The reactions were priceless...)
33. Dont slide down the hallways in your socks. (So. Worth. The pain.)
34. Dont have a picnic on the roof. (I really have no explanation for this one. I guess I was bored. And hungry.)
35. Dont climb through the heating. (Again, it hurt me more than you! ... Okay, so I might have landed on Ian, but still!)
36. Ned is not after "Me lucky charms." (Give me one good reason why he couldn't very well be a leprechaun!)
37. Contrary to your belief, Ian does not appreciate being ambushed, stripped to his boxers and thrown outside. (You would think he would learn and throw away those pink dollar sign ones.)
38. Don't do a rain dance in the middle of lunch. (The flowers looked thirsty...)
39. Alistair cannot make you a burrito that tastes like candy. (Darn...)
40. Dont walk around in a gorilla suit. (Hey, god's watching! The least we can do is be entertaining!)
41. Do not blame everything on the economy. (Shower's not working? Blame the economy. Traffic on your way to work? Blame the economy. Can't find manlier underpants for Ian? Blame the economy.)
42. Dont put dye in the hot tub. (Ian: This is not funny, Charlie. Me: Are you kidding?! This is hilarious! You look like a smurf!)
43. Do not glue the furniture to the ceiling. (If I'm bored, you should be scared.)
44. Dont play football with the Holts. (Our hospital ward is being used more and more.)
45. Jonah will never make a skittles rap. (Eh. It was worth a shot.)
46. Two words. Baby. Pictures. (Hamilton had a Mohawk, Jonah had an Afro, and Alistair had huge bubble glasses, a haircut that looked to be done with a lawn mower, and he was sitting butt naked in a flower pot.)
47. You cannot run through solid walls to get to platform 9 3/4. (Dan was my owl!)
48. Sword fighting on the couches isn't necessary or smart. (True. But it is fun!)
49. Don't make up swear words. (Me: I did NOT make them up, you klunk for brains shank!)
50. Dan is not to be trusted with sugar. (Me: *Standing in the smoldering wreckage that used to be the living room* NOW YOU TELL ME?!)