Whoa! Easy there girl, says the huge guy dressed in all fire red with a full face mask and gloves to match. {I'm dreaming, yea that's it!, Tamina thinks to herself.} Here, sit down, the huge scary monster looking man says, pulling out the nearest chair his ultra big hands can reach. I'm Kane, and you are?, Kane says stretching his oversized hand to the now not so frightened Tamina. I'm Tamina Snuka, Wow! You're the largest human being I've ever seen, Tamina says, you're the largest anything I've ever seen! Even bigger then that gigantic evil looking bastard Savannah is buying this house from. You two are human? Arent you? No, we're EARTH BOUND DEMONS!, Kane says, he bursts into laughter, as Tamina, flinches and all the color drains from her face. Lighten up precious, I'm kidding!, Kane says. Tamina can't help but laugh, Well, at least you're much more corgial than ole hell fire out there, tilting her head the the window .
Ahhh you've been exposed to my "Angelic" brother! Kane says with amusement. Your brother huh? Yea that makes sense, Tamina says, laughing. You both make one hell of an first impression. Yea, we get that a lot Kane says, So Savannah's your sister? Well, she's like my sister, we've been best friends since childhood., Tamina says. She's such a sweetheart Kane says, my brother's crazy about her, I am too actually. Yea, Sylvi has always had that effect on people, Tamina says with a smile, Sylvi's always been a sweetheart. She's also very gullible and naive, Tamina says looking out the window. I see where you're going with this, Kane says. Don't worry, my brothers bark is way worse then his bite. He's not as evil as he makes out. Not to sound like a bitch, but I find that kind of hard to believe, Tamina says. That big bastard damned near cracked my finger bones with one firm handshake. And he didn't even look at me, he kept his eyes on Savannah the whole time! I bet if she wasn't standing next to him, he'd snapped my fucking neck and tossed me in the craw space! Yikes, Kane says, Luke's not that bad! [Shit, like hell he isn't,] Kane says under his breath. {Not sure if Tamina heard him… or not... for her sake, he hopes NOT!}
Noticing Savannah and her odd friend is out of view, Tamina's smile quickly turns to a frown. As she stands to investigate, Kane says, calm down Warden and follow me. Kane then leads Tamina outside through the back door, the back yard is huge enough for four houses. As Kane and Tamina continue to walk, they finally reach what looks like an old horse stable. See, there they are, Kane says, pointing at the two figures sitting on top of huge bales of hay. As Tamina and Kane get closer, Tamina can't help but notice Luke's arms tightly wrapped around Savannah. She's on his lap and he's kissing her neck! What the fuck is going on!? Tamina thinks to herself. Sylvi and I need to have a serious talk, I don't like what I'm seeing one damned bit...
Ahem! Kane says, clearing his throat. Oh, heyyyy there Big Red! Savannah says, as she jumps out of Luke's lap and literally into Kane's arms. I see you've gotten acquainted with Kane, Savannah says winking at Tamina, Hey sweet girl!, I sure in hell can get use to this!, Kane says, as he hugs Savannah tight, {too damned tight in Luke's mind.} LIKE HELL YOU CAN!, Luke belts out, as he stands, with an "Haul Into Battle Posture." So strong, Tamina actually jumps. Kane and Savannah can't help but laugh, Oh cut it out Big Evil!, You big bully!, Savannah says, as she strokes his hair and kisses him all over his face and neck, then strokes proceeds to his beard.
You two need a room, Kane says. Luke, not to break the love nest here, but we really need to get going. Going where? Luke says, holding Savannah with his big hands around her petite waist and his lips, as he continuously brushes his lips across her red wavy hair. Wow, Kane thinks to himself, {Luke's usually ALWAYS on point with business, I can't believe he actually FORGOT about this "Corporate" meeting. The meeting he set three weeks ago, and made mandatory for all to attend!}. Savannah's got big brother SNOWED already, and he hasn't even fucked her yet!, Kane says, thinking and smiling to himself.
Oh... yea...right, Luke says, gotta get going little one, Luke tells Savannah as he holds her tight, kissing her nose, forehead and innocent lips. OK, I'll be here my love, Savannah says, {My Love? Is she fucking serious, DAMN IT SAVANNAH!, WE GOTTA TALK!, Tamina thinks angrily to herself} As the guys start to walk back towards the house, Luke yells, I'll call you later on darlin.
Once Luke and Kane are out of view, Savannah heads inside the stable to brush her new beautiful horse. Isn't she beautiful Tamina!?, Savannah says, obviously not noticing how upset Tamina is. Hey there Goldie, beautiful gal, Savannah says as she gently brushes her horse. Tamina, you must be starving by now. We'll head back and I'll make you lunch, What do you want to ea... SAVANNAH! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING HERE!? It's not at all like you to mix business with pleasure. What do you mean? Savannah says, honestly clueless to Tamina's concerns.
WHAT DO I MEAN!? WHAT DO I MEAN!? GIRL, WHAT IN HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Tamina says. Seeing the pained look on Savannah's face, Tamina trys to compose herself. Tamina, what's wrong? Why are you yelling at me!? Savannah says, near tears as she puts her head down and folds her arms, pouting like a four year old being sent to bed without ice cream. Why are you suddenly so mad at me? What did I do? {DAMN IT! Tamina yells to herself, she reminds herself to be careful with Sylvi. She's so fragile and sensitive, she makes Michael Jackson look like "The Undertaker"!}
Sylvi, I'm so sorry sweet pea, Tamina says, hugging her close and too precious friend. Come on let's head on back to the house and talk, OK? OK, Savannah says, and eat? Yes!, Tamina says with a chuckle, and EAT. Then we really need to talk about you and what do you call him? "Big Evil"? Yes, Savannah says blushing, as they finally reach the back door and head inside. You two seemed awfully close, just to be buying a house from him, Tamina says. Of course we're closer than most, we'd been corresponding and visiting each other for 14 months as the house got renovated and brought up to code. I told you we'd become great friends, Savannah says putting the two frozen homemade pizzas she'd made that morning in the oven and grabbing two beers out the fridge. Girl great friends my ass, Tamina says, setting the beers on the table. You left out a lot, a whole lot, Tamina says, as they both sit to the new kitchen table with their beers. Now...Tell me everything, and Sylvi, I MEAN EVERYTHING DAMN IT!...