"Oh boy, gotta get those Jounin swear-in forms done before lunch," said the Fourth Kazekage as he strode down the stairs. "I can tell today is going to be a long, long, day." As the brown-haired wind jutsu master turned the corner into the kitchen, he saw the fridge was open. He looked and saw his youngest son guzzling down a pint of cow's blood. The ten-year old stopped drinking and looked at his father. They exchanged blank looks, Gaara's black-rimmed emerald eyes shimmering, The Fourth's metal wristband flashing.

"Good morning father," Gaara said in a raspy voice as he went back to his blood.

"Hello son, have you seen your siblings?" Gaara stopped drinking, wiped his mouth, and put the blood back.

"The Doll Player is outside, playing with his dolls. The Almighty Farter is still asleep."

"Don't talk about your siblings like that young one."

"And if I do?" Gaara sneered. Sand erupted from the ground, and flew at his father, whose glove symbol glowed and sucked a large amount of chakra from the sand, making it droop.

"Not now Gaara," the Fouth said as he grabbed his robes and hat. Gaara's eyes narrowed and he headed toward his animal farm, looking for a meal.

I swear I'll kill that man for making me like this. I'll kill all of them, Gaara thought as he bit into the skull of a living sheep.

"And if I make it go like that, and then like that…dammit!" Kankuro yelled as he attempted to make blades appear from the head of his puppet, Crow, "Just can't seem to get the chakra flowing…man I wish I had a demon whose chakra I could call upon at will and use sand to make my own awesome puppets at will. UGH!"

"Still complaining about Gaara?" said a female voice. Kankuro turned around and saw his sister leaning against a spineless cactus. The 12 and 13 year-olds jumped as they heard a cow calf scream for its mother, but they both knew that the mother had experienced a gruesome death the night before. Kankuro tried to train harder, so he could blot out the screaming of the calf as its limbs were torn from its body oh so slowly by hard grains of sand, but it didn't work. Both doubled over and expelled their breakfast on the sand that swirled their feet.

"Oh I hate it when he does that," grumbled Kankuro as he wiped his mouth.

"Well, get used to it. Gaara's graduating from the academy today, and we have to support him, even though we'll just be supporting millennia-old powers that were given to him by the selfishness of our Kazekage, Daddy dearest," said Temari groggily. At this point, Kankuro finally got Crow to turn into individual parts, unsheathe blades, and fire them into a tree.

"You're right, do it for the Village," said Kankuro as he pulled the puppet back together, "I swear, one day, I'll be the Kazekage of this Villiage, and my first order is to kick that brat out of here and send him to the Land of Septic so he can be a nin for the Village Hidden In The Shit." Temari and Kankuro laughed for the first time in a long while, and they headed back into the house to prepare for the graduation

"Please come up, Gaara of the Desert!" said the Sand Academy Principal as he held out his hands toward the group of children about to become ninja. The children next to the red-head looked at him in fear as Gaara walked up to the podium, sand swirling at his feet. As the principal handed him his diploma, Gaara looked at the principal closely.

Oh fuck, does he recognize me? thought the principal as he gulped loudly.

"DIE!" Gaara yelled as he crushed the principal under five cubic tons of sand. The children screamed, the adults' faces turned pale, but Kankuro, Temari, and The Fourth just smiled. That's our Gaara, they all thought.

"Hm, I see that he can recognize an assassin who previously attacked him, Shukaku must be beaming now," said the Fourth silently to himself.

You do know, that wasn't called for Shukaku said to Gaara

What do you know? You're a 4 ton ball of fuzz trapped within a boy, Gaara said back.

Well when I said 'Kill him' that didn't mean right there and then.

Do you ever shut up?

I was sealed inside of you so you can become the most powerful person that ever existed; don't doubt my words young one.

Psh, why should I listen to you when you said that there was one that could possibly destroy us both?

Hm, indeed, but that one's a nuisance, he does nothing all his life but play jokes.

What was his name again, you said?

Let me see, oh yes, the carrier of the Kyuubi's name is…Naruto Uzumaki.

Well, I thought about this chapter for a while, and I hope you enjoyed it. The next one should be out in the near future, so keep your eyes open. Oh, and I've been thinking over the next few chapters, so we may get some smut in the future. XD Anyway, have a wonderful day!

-Gaara123