Happy Tree Friends in: Three's a Crowd: Part 2.
For the rest of the night, things were rather peaceful. The fod was great, Flippy and Flaky were getting along well,
both were laughing from some good jokes, it seemed like the perfect date.
"He he he." Flaky laughed nervously. "This is very nice.
Flippy's pac-man shaped eye quickly turned heart shaped. Pleased that Flaky is enjoying herself.
Knock knock knock!
Then the hearts went away. It's time for some business to be taken care of.
"Excuse me."
So Flippy stepped up and went to answer the door. He knew for sure that it was the visitor he was waiting for. He opened
the door, hoping to see his friend, and...
"Huh?"
No one. No one was there.
"Grr..."
But as Flippy closed the door, something stopped it.
"Huh?"
Flippy tried to close it again, but some strange, invisible force was keeping him from closing it. Then, out of the blue,
his hat started to float away from off his head. He jumped to grab it, but then he seemed to of tripped on air and landed on...something.
"Huh?" But after a secondof thinking..."AH HA!"
Flippy then got back on his legs, then started to shake hands with the air. At this point, things became clear. Everything was
caused by Flippy's old army friend, Sneaky the chameleon! He turned off his camoflauge as he shakes Flippy's hand and both are pleased to see each other.
"Get rid of my neighbor, Lumpy!" Flippy says as he points to Lumpy's trailer. "I won't ask and I won't tell."
Sneaky remains quiet, nods, and gives Flippy a salute. then he goes into camoflauge and leaves. Flippy was very pleased that the
wheels have finally begun tor roll.
Sneaky quickly makes it across the street and over to Lumpy's trailer. Then, he begins to tip toe over as he was getting closer and closer.
When he makes it to the door, he reaches to knock, the door opens and Lumpy comes right out!
"Now where's that fusebox?" Lumpy said.
Luckily, Sneaky went camo right before Lumpy stepped out, so he didn't get caught. He then followed Lumpy to the back of his home
to get to the fusebox.
"AH! Here we go!"
Lumpy found the box. But thanks to Flippy, it was welded shut. So Lumpy had to spend some time to get the thing to open. As he tried
to open the fusebox, Sneaky appeared behind him. He pulled out a knife raised it in the air, and...
BAM!
Sneaky is sent flying.
Lumpy was able to ripped the welded case off the fusebox, and without knowing it, he smacked Sneaky in the face with it and knocked him
into some nearby bushes. But it didn't keep him down for long.
"Hmm..." Lumpy said as he looked at his fusebox.
With Lumpy standing as a sitting duc, Sneaky made his move. From the bushes, he stretches out his tongue and slowly moved it towards Lumpy.
It moved slowly like a snake lurking in the grass, waiting to catch his prey. It creeped up until it was just a foot away from Lumpy. With nothing else
holding him back...HE STRUCKED!
"Whoops!" Lumpy said as he dropped the new fuse.
So Lumpy, without knowng it, ducked from Sneaky's attack. Incidently, Sneaky's tongue ended up making contact with the fusebox, thus
eletrocuting him until his tongue fell off the box.
"Ohhh..." Sneaky said in pain.
Back at Flippy's house, Flippy and Flaky were seconds away from watching a movie. He put the DVD into his giant flatscreen TV
and handed the remote to Flaky.
"Be right back! Potty break!" He tells her.
But what he actually wanted to do was to check up on Sneaky. He went to his window, took out a pair of binoculars, and spied at Lumpy's
house. He can see that Lumpy was still alive, but he can also see Sneaky is hanging off the ceiling.
"He he he..." Laughs Flippy.
While Sneaky is on the ceiling, Lumpy stuffs several fruits into his blender with the intention of making a smoothie. After putting in some
apples and oranges in, he turns on the blender. During this, Sneaky started to lower his tongue. But all that Lumpy notices is that his blender
doesn't turn on.
"What the-"
Then he sees the problem. The blender isn't even plugged in. So he walked over to the plug to plug it in. As he moves, Sneaky misses him again.
Except this time, Sneaky's tongues gets stuck in the blender.
"HUH!" Sneaky yells as he tries to pull his tongue out. "EH! EH!"
Then Lumpy plugs it in.
"GAAAAHHHH!"
The bender then turns on instantly. With Sneaky's tongue caught in the blades, it gets pulled out more and more as the blades spin. Sneaky tries
to fight it, but its futile. Eventually, there's no more tongue, and instead, his lungs gets pulled out, then his stomach, then his intestines, before
long, ALL of Sneaky's insides were pulled right out of his mouth, chopped to shreds, and made one bloody smoothie, which Lumpy then tasted.
And to top it all off, Flippy saw every moment of Sneaky's death with his own horrified eyes.
"GrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
At this point, Flippy doesn't even care if Lumpy is bothering him or not. He wants this S.O.B dead! So he picks up the phone and makes another call.
As Flippy waits for his next friend to come, he and Flaky starts watching a movie together. The movie is a bit too scary for Flaky, so she has
to cuddle up to Flippy. Although it's a little strange to be afraid of The Lion King, Flippy wasn't really complaining the cuddle.
Knock knock knock!
"Flaky, I'll be right back."
So he jumps right off the couch and leaves Flaky to fend for herself. But this was importent to Flippy. He rushed to the door, answered it
and was pleased that it was who he hoped it was.
"Bonjour, monsieur Flippy."
Mouse Ka-boom, another good army friend of Flippy, has come to help deal with Lumpy. Flippy quickly gives him the story of everything
that's been happening. From the garbage problem frm the morning to what just happened to Sneaky. Mouse thinks about this before
suggesting what to do.
"Le-eureka!"
This time, Flippy joined Mouse Ka-boom to ensure that Lumpy is blown to smithereens. The plan is simple. They just had to plant a bomb,
disguised as a soccer ball, on Lumpy's yard. Then the rest tells itself. So Flippy took the ball, placed it on Lumpy's lawn, and lid it. After 60 seconds,
all of Flippy's troubles will be over.
"Soixante...cinquante neuf...cinquante huit..." Mouse Ka-boom says as he counts down.
Meanwhile, Lumpy was looking in his fridge and realized that he was out of milk. So now he has to go out and get more. As he leaves is home, he
notices the soccer ball bomb. Not noticing the fuse in it, he decides to kick it around first.
"Quarante et un...quarante..." He continues. Since Flippy and Mouse are hiding behind bushes waiting for the explosion, neither of them
have realized that Lumpy had already found the ball.
Lumpy, however, was enjoying the ball very much as he was kicking it up and down.
"Ah huhuhuh! Ah huhuhuh!"
Sadly, his fun ended when he kicked the ball too hard and it went flying up in the air. The ball bomb quickly flew up out of sights way.
"Aww..." With his ball gone, Lumpy left to get his milk.
"Dix-neuf...dix-huit...dix-sept..."
Flippy was wenting anxiously for the big boom. Sadly, he will face it up close and personal, as the ball bomb came flying down and
landed right next to Mouse ka-boom.
"GAHHHH! KA-BOOM! THE BOMB!"
"Onze...dix...neuf...huit..."
The problem now is that since Mouse ka-boom is deaf, he can't hear Flippy, nor can he hear the fuse going off next to him. With no other
choice, Flippy just gets up and runs away screaming.
"Cinq...quatre...huh?"
It's not until the last three seconds that the little explosive expert had realized that the bomb was right next to him.
"Le-CRAP!"
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
The tiny little soccer ball packed quite a punch in it. It had created a nuking mushroom from where it exploded, yet it STILL didn't blow up
Lumpy's trailer. Flaky, who was still watching the move at Flippy's house, took notice. Out of amazing an impossible coincidence, the smoke
had actually reshaped and began to ressemble Flaky's head.
"Aww!" She said, thinking it was Flippy's work.
Speaking of Flippy, he had barely managed to avoid the explosion. While at first, relieved of his safety, he is quickly put into shock when
Mouse ka-boom's exploded head had come down and landed on Flippy's lap.
"GAH!
This...was...it. Flippy has had enough.
"!
Flippy at long last has completely flipped out. He has become "Flipqy"! He is now more then prepared to go on his killing spree. His eyes
have gone yellow, his fangs have been bared, and his voice has become significantly deeper. It was time to kill Lumpy with his own two hands!
He quickly runs back home, avoiding Flaky, grabs some weapons, and heads back out.
With a large machine gun in his hands, he kicked opened the door, and...
"DIE!"
And he fires in every possible direction that he can. He shoots all of the vases, the pictures on the walls...he takes out two grenades, pull the pins
with his teeth, and throws them through the home...then he pulls out his flamethrowers. He absolutely incinerates any other furniture piece that
he hasn't already destroyed. And as a final touch, he pulls out a butcher knife, jumps to his target, and starts hacking away! Causing blood to be
splashed all over his face as he was slicing and slicing.
"MWUAHAHAHAHAH! MWAHA...huh?" In the middle of his evil laughing, he unflips after seeing something.
During this entire time, Flippy had been killing Sniffles and Nutty. He then realizes that he's been attacking the wrong house and had killed Sniffles and
nutty who were just playing an innocent game of checkers.
"Whoops!"
So Flippy quickly leaves Sniffle's house and dashes into Lumpy's trailer. He basically gaved it the exact same treatment. Flamethrowers here, machine gun
there, and to put it all to an end, he leaves a grenade inside and run back out.
BOOM!
And that was that. The trailer was blown to pieces and he was sure that he killed Lumpy. He was at long last relieved of all of the torture
he had to suffer because of Lumpy tonight.
"Ahhhhh..." He said, feeling refreshed.
With nothing else left to do, he walked back home to finish his date. Unfortunately, Flaky herself was done for the night, as she was leaving
Flippy's house.
"GAH!" Flippy paniced, not wanting her to leave yet. "I'M SORRY I WASN'T THERE, IT WAS JUST...
But Flaky stopped him. She didn't need him to apologize for anything,.
"I had a great time." She said. Then she bends over and kisses him on cheeck.
This was a very pleasent surprise for Flippy, as his eyes had turned heart shaped once more.
SMACK!
"What the-" They both said.
Then they realized that the sound came from Lumpy's room f his trailer smashing down onto Flaky's car! Now Flaky can't drive back home, and its
too far for her to walk at this time of the night. This creates a "happy ending" for Flippy, since he only has the one bed at his house.
"You can stay at my place for the night, if you want!"
Flaky was very flattered by this offer, and eve began blushing. With the night ending, they decided to go back inside. But then, they heard a scream.
"WHAAAAHHH!"
Its here that Flippy realized that Lumpy wasn't actually dead. He had come back from getting his milk only to find that his home is destroyed.
"Aww..." Flaky said, feeling bad for Lumpy. Then she ran over to him to make him feel better. "Hey, I know what we can do!"
Flippy then realized EXACTLY what Flaky was planning on doing.
At bedtime, Flippy and Flaky lay back in Flippy's bed and prepare to get to sleep.
"Good night, Flaky." Flippy said.
"Good night, Flippy." Flaky said. "Good night, Lumpy"
Sadly, Lumpy is in bed with Flippy and Flaky too. But Flippy was in the middle, so at least he gets to sleep next to Flaky.
"Good night, Flaky! Good night, Flippy!" Lumpy said.
"NIGHT! Flippy ended.
Then they shut off the lights and drifted to sleep. But due to Lumpy's snoring, which doesn't seem to bother Flaky, Flippy can't
fall asleep at all.
"CHHAAAA...SHOOOOO...CHHAAAA...SHOOOOO..."
With Flippy already exhausted of Lumpy, he quickly flipped out one last time and pulls out his knife again!
SWISH!
Moral: If the trailer is a rockin, don't come a knockin.