A/N: Heheheh. So sue me for not being able to control my desires to update this story (: Alrighty. Firstly, I want to thank everyone for reviewing this story - this has got to be my most reviewed chapter EVER. Like, seriously. And my inbox was spammed with notices, so I was really happy about seeing so many responses! I'm really grateful to all you readers ^^Anyways, I made this chapter longer than the previous one; hope you'll like this chpater! (The first part's pretty boring, if you ask me... D:)
Book Face 'n Alice Messenger
By Rock-n-Round
Page 2: The Potion of Doom
Mikan Sakura has cleaned her room.
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Hotaru Imai Finally.
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Mikan Sakura Yes, Hotaru, I finally cleaned my room. Are you proud of me? :)
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Hotaru Imai How can I be proud of you when you thought mutant books existed?
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Mikan Sakura Hotaru :(
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Nastume Hyuuga So did you find any toe-snapping mutant books under there, hm?
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Ruka Nogi … Mutant books?
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Mikan Sakura No…
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Natsume Hyuuga See, what did I tell you?
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Ruka Nogi Yeah, Sakura. There aren't such things as mutant books, you know.
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Mikan Sakura … So sue me for being stupid.
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Hotaru Imai Gladly. There'll be lots of money from compensation, since you're so stupid.
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Mikan Sakura Hotaru :'(
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Natsume Hyuuga I bet you used that as an excuse, didn't you?
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Mikan Sakura What? What're you talking about?
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Natsume Hyuuga You used the toe-snapping mutant books as an excuse to invite me into your room.
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Koko Saves Balls OH MY, GASP!
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Mikan Sakura No, I didn't! Stop accusing me of things I wouldn't even think of doing.
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Hotaru Imai Right. Because you're too stupid. How could you possibly think of such complicated plans with underlying meanings?
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Mikan Sakura Yeah!
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Mikan Sakura Hey, wait! No, NO! I'm not stupid!
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Natsume Hyuuga … You just proved otherwise, Polka.
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Mikan Sakura UGH. I HATE YOU ALL.
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Tsubasa Andou I can't believe Mikan Sakura isn't pure anymore. Ah, our little girl's growing up.
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Mikan Sakura What do you mean, I'm not pure?
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Tsubasa Andou I heard from Koko that Natsume went to your room yesterday?
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Mikan Sakura …Well, kinda.
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Tsubasa Andou Then Natsume probably didn't spare you!
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Koko Saves Balls Yeah, with all those R-rated thoughts flooding his brain and stuff. Natsume's a growing boy, you know :)
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Natsume Hyuuga Koko, shut up or else.
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Koko Saves Balls Yes, dad.
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Koko Saves Balls Wait. LE GASP. That was so freaking wrong. EWWW.
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Mikan Sakura … What's R-rated?
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Tsubasa Andou So Natsume didn't do anything?
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Natsume Hyuuga Hn, obviously not, shadow freak.
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Tsubasa Andou Now now, that's no way to talk to your senpai, Natsume.
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Natsume Hyuuga Says the person who lacks in all aspects compared to me.
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Koko Saves Balls Oh, dude. You got burned! Not literally, though.
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Tsubasa Andou Glad it's not, Koko.
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Natsume Hyuuga Hn. We'll see about that.
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Tsubasa Andou … Alright, make it literally as well.
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Welcome to Alice Messenger!
Username: HyuugaN
Password: * * * * *
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Welcome to Alice Messenger!
Username: Shadow-Wings
Password: * * * * * *
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Shadow-Wings: The burn hurts ):
HyuugaN: Do I look like I care?
Shadow-Wings: Look? But I can't see you through my computer. Hah, owned.
HyuugaN: I wasn't expecting you to.
Shadow-Wings: … Stop being mean.
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Mikan101 has signed in.
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Shadow-Wings: Oh look, Mikan's online. I'm going to tell on you!
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Shadow-Wings: Mikan, Natsume's bullying me!
Mikan101: What? Nastume, how could you?
HyuugaN: Because I can, that's why I did it. Duh.
Mikan101: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
HyuugaN: And I should listen to you why?
Mikan101: Uh… because…
Shadow-Wings: Because you love her? :D
Mikan101: …
HyuugaN: Want another burn?
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HyuuaN: Damn that guy.
Mikan101: … Right.
HyuugaN: Hn.
Mikan101: So…
Mikan101: Do you really love me?
HyuugaN: …
Mikan101: C'mon, answer me!
HyuugaN: Hn.
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"Ugh, stupid Natsume!" Mikan huffed in annoyance. That was what? The fifth time he'd ignored that question already? Honestly, she didn't know why she was so worked up and agitated about it, but she just felt that there was a need to know what the raven-haired lad thought about her.
Leaning her face onto her palm, the brunette thought of all the possible ways in which she could get Natsume to tell her the truth. Maybe she could get Nonoko to create some potion that would breed toe-snapping mutant books – that would be quite interesting, and not to mention that she'd get back revenge on the boy.
The girl smiled to herself.
And they called her stupid.
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Mikan 101: Nonoko! Can you make a potion for me that turn stuff into toe-snapping mutants… thingy?
Nonochemistry: I reckon I could, Mikan-chan. But why do you want it for? :O
Mikan101: …To teach Natsume a lesson?
Nonochemistry: Okay… and what did he do this time?
Mikan101: He refused to tell me whether he liked me or not!
Nonochemistry: …
Mikan101: So… you won't help me? :(
Nonochemistry: What? Are you flippin' kidding me? Of course I'd help you! It's your love life we're talking about here!
Mikan101: Uh… I don't know whether that's a compliment or an insult, but… THANK YOU SO MUCH! I owe you one!
Nonochemistry: No problem; I'll start working on it now and give it to you in an hour's time!
Mikan101: Right-o. I love you!
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Mikan Sakura to Natsume Hyuuga: You're soooo dead.
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Nastume Hyuuga to Mikan Sakura: Right. So the dead can use their decaying, broken fingers to type on the computer and access Facebook huh? Very clever, Polka.
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Mikan Sakura to Nastume Hyuuga: …Ugh, I hate you. I really do.
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Natsume Hyuuga to Mikan Sakura: Hn. Sure you do.
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Mikan Sakura to Natsume Hyuuga: As a matter of fact, I do.
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Natsume Hyuuga to Mikan Sakura: We'll see about that.
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Mikan Sakura has only fifteen more minutes till the potion of doom arrives!
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Natsume Hyuuga First, there was toe-snapping mutant books. And now, the potion of doom? Have you gone mad, woman?
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Mikan Sakura I'm not mad! Just… excited!
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Natsume Hyuuga You're excited about a potion that brings doom? What are you, a terrorist?
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Koko Saves Balls Oh-em-gee! Mikan's a terrorist!
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Mikan Sakura … I'm not a terrorist, Koko. And Natsume, you'll understand why later.
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Natsume Hyuuga Hn. I'm going to bathe.
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Koko Saves Balls NOOOOO! The terrorist talked to me! Now I'm going to get bombed!
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Mikan Sakura …
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Koko Saves Balls –runs away screaming like a little girl–
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Sumire Shouda Very mature, Koko.
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Nonoko Ogasawara to Mikan Sakura: It's ready!
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Mikan Sakura to Nonoko Ogasawara: :D
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"Thanks, Nonoko!" The auburn-haired girl whispered once again before closing the door of Natsume's room. Looking around, she noticed that the shower was running. That meant that the boy was still bathing. Mikan smirked. Good. Clutching the potion in her left hand, the brunette tiptoed to the nearest bookshelf and took down some of the lad's books.
To Kill a Mockingbird.
Nanotechnology.
Invisible Man.
The History of Alices.
Cinderella.
The girl paused.
Cinderella? Cinderella? Mikan wanted to burst out laughing, but she had to suppress her giggles, lest Natsume hears them. The girl picked up the five books, and proceeded to run straight into… a hot, wet body – which belonged to none other than the lad himself.
"Who's the perverted one now, hm?"
In surprise, the girl dropped all the items in her hands, and let out a gasp. Seeing his half-bare body, the brunette felt her cheeks flush red.
"I-I'm not a p-pervert!"
The lad raised a brow. "Sure you aren't."
Mikan cleared her throat. "I'm telling you, I'm not!"
"Then what're you doing in my room, huh?"
The girl put her hands on her hips, and retorted, "I was just carrying out my evil plan of doom!"
"What?" Natsume furrowed his brows, "Evil plan of doom? Really, Polka?"
"Yes, really!"
He rolled his eyes. "Yeah, right. That was so believable, little girl."
Mikan threw her hands up. "I'm serious! I'm telling the truth, Natsume!"
"I don't–" The lad felt a sharp pain jabbing his foot, and scowled. "Okay, okay! You don't have to step on my foot to make a point, woman."
Mikan stared at him, and tilted her head to one side. "What are you talking about? I didn't step on you, Natsume."
Both of them paused. Toe-snapping mutant books? The potion of doom? Mysterious foot-jabbing?
They both looked down.
"Oh my holy shiatsu."
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A/N: Oh? Congrats, you've finished the chapter - so how about a review, hm? :3
If you're lazy, you can just rate the humor of the story!
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Isn't this system cool? ^^ Well, hope you enjoyed reading and please check out my other fanfictions! I love y'all :D
(Last edit: 2 September, 3.22PM, Saturday - Singapore Time) Thanks to KidTantei for telling me about my missing 'S's ^^