They arrive at the pool.

Stan breathes in the fresh air.

"Ah, the pool! A sparkling oasis of summer enchantment!"

Their father rolls his eyes behind his sunglasses.

"Yeah, nothing like sitting in a most tub with strangers.

it's like the bus, but wet."

Ford looks at a towel Stan is holding.

"Why is the sun wearing sunglasses?"

Stan shrugs

"It's probably best not to think about it."

Stan's eyes then turn to hearts

"Whoa, whoa! Stop the presses! Who's that babe?"

Stan looks to a beautiful young girl whose hair is blowing int he wind.

Their father sighs

'Oh, HER.

word is, this girl never leaves the pool.

People say she's a 'Mysterious loner' or something."

Stan's heart practically jumps out of his chest

"Is it getting hot out here, or is it just... HER?"

Ford sighs

"It's the hottest day of the year, Stan.

Besides, can't you go for one week without having a new crush on some random girl?"

Stan derps

"NOPE!

OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT HER FLOWY HAIR!"

Their father kneels down to Stan.

"You're clearly anamored son, go to her."

Stan then rushes towards the girl.

their Father looks to Ford.

"Why don't you ever show that initiative?"

Ford sighs

Stan jumps into the water quickly.

Their father then looks around.

"Hey, where's the life guard in this place?"

Ford straightens his glasses

"It seems they don't have one."

Their father laughs

"Hahaha, perfect!"

he slaps his back

"YOU SHOULD BECOME LIFEGUARD!"

Ford screams

"WHAT?!"

Their father replies

"YEAH! and look.. it says they get free snack priviliges,

come on now, do it for your old man! money's been tight lately, so how about it?"

Ford sighs

"I... ok..."

Their Father replies once more

"Alright, just go check out with the boss man over there!"

Ford stutters

"T-t-t-t-the boss man?"

His Dad pushes him forward.

"YES.

Now go on.

come on man, we NEED this."

Ford looks to the boss man, a large african man, rubbing the back of his head with another man.

him screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! HELP ME!"

Ford gulps

"Oh boy..."

END OF CHAPTER