Lexi's Pov
As the morning sun began to draw further above the clouds, it shined glaringly into my eyes it was freaking annoying. I turned my head away from the window, groaning as my muscles protested against the idea of movement.
"AHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK!" I shrieked as my face met with a whole bunch of butt fur. I sat up and pushed the kitten the hell off my pillow. The red furred creature stared up at me indignantly as it leapt gracefully off my bed. I glared back, sticking my tongue out at the feline.
Felix groaned as she stared at me with a look that spelled 'I HATE YOU' extremely clearly. I shivered exaggeratedly, wrapping my hands around my body. She rolled her eyes at me and sighed, before hopping off her bed and strolling out of the room to get a bite. I followed her, absentmindedly carrying Sir Lollipop and Split in each of my hands.
I set the two kittens on the ground and watched Lollipops skip away and Split just trotted away, mewing to itself. I giggled behind my hand, as I turned my attention to the GLORIOUS FOOD PREPARED BY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, MOST AWESOME BEC. I peeked into the kitchen only to seeeeeeee… Bec sitting on the table top with her legs on the table, and her hands stretched over to the other side above the stove as if to avoid contact with the floor completely. I fished my phone out of my pocket and jumped into the kitchen yelling,"CHHHHEEESSSEEEE".
Bec yelped as a flash of light shined into her eyes. She nearly lost her balance as she glared at me. I shrugged as I grabbed a bottle of coke from the fridge and poured some of it into a cup. Felix hopped onto the stool and picked up a slice of French toast that Bec was preparing. She flipped open the newspaper while a piece of bread hung out of her mouth. I spammed my French toast with honey and butter before stuffing it into my mouth. I looked at the clock and stretched.
"It's almost time to go now. Gah sucks." I grumbled before getting of my ass. Felix and I shared a look. I glanced evilly at Bec. "Looks like someone's gonna be stuck with the kitties~~"
At that, Bec's entire face froze. I grinned before dashing off to get all my things. When I took a last glance at Bec's face, I sighed. I grabbed the closest three cats on the ground I shoved them into my bag. I peeked into my bag, looking at the three heads that stuck out if my bag inconspicuously. It seemed I'd brought Blondie, Ai and Split. I shrugged uncaring. At least I'd have company during Sam's lecture.
I dove into the comfort of the car I shared with Felix and Bec. I pulled the three (un)fortunate cats and laid them on the side seat. I laughed to myself as I strapped the three cats in. I pulled my phone out of my jacket pocket and took a picture. The three of them blankly stared the mechanical device in my hand. I sighed again. I had both Sam's lecture and Mr D's lesson on the time table. I'm so screwed.
Felix's Pov
I cracked my neck, taking my time to get my things packed. I was headed out to yet another boring day of office work. Thankfully, after work, I was going to play a little basketball so that would help. I yawned and left the kitchen. Bec was still panicking about the cats. As I got up from the table, I caught a glimpse of Lexi swiping three of the cats. I sighed for the millionth time this morning. I couldn't just leave Bec alone with cats could I? Glancing up at the clock again, I leaned down to pick the three lucky cats that I would be bringing with me. I picked up Lollipop, Carrot and Blue. I left the house just in time to catch Bec shoot me a grateful look as she sat ridiculously on the bar stool that she had moved all the way to the living room in order to catch the episodes of Naruto she had missed over the weekend, when she had been out of town for work. I grinned back at her before out of the house and into my car.
With the cats on my lap, I set off to work.
Bec's Pov
I sat on my little island paradise, snacking on some mini pancakes I had made the previous night. I glanced down at the… parasites sitting on the ground like they owned the place. Tch. My eyes glowed as the TV started showing the fast paced opening of Naruto. I hummed along absentmindedly as I corrected my footing.
After the second episode, I glanced down at the fluffy wastes of space. They seemed to be intently watching the intense battle sequence between Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma and two of the Akatsuki; Itachi and Kisame. This season was on a rerun, but what did I care right? I smirked as the shinobi from two sides of the war traded blows. Feeling thirsty, I leant down to grab the coke I had on the coffee table. Distracted by a kunai flying toward Itachi, accidently knocked over the can of coke. I sighed. How was I going to clean up if the pests were still there?
Just as I was about to get up to sneakily clear up, the cats began to sniff at the brown liquid on the floor. One of them, the albino one stuck a tongue into the mess. I shook my head at his stupidity. Just then, in a giant puff of fog and plot twistedness, four people, guys to be exact, stood in all their naked glory with two cat ears attached to where their ears were supposed to be. I paused and shook my head.
Across the country, three people said the same words together.
"Fuck."
Sorry for this really half assed chapter! It barely touches 1000 words… But I really wanted to get a chapter out before I leave for my holiday… I'm really sorryyy… I've been so busy with all my other things…
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