Haha! I'm back! It's amazing to think that I didn't expect people to love this and ask for me to continue. When it came to planning about this, the idea of the gang staring in James Bond films just wouldn't leave me, especially since I've been in a James Bond mood lately since they announced the next Bond movie, yay! Now to be honest, I'm not to happy with this part, still, maybe you folks out there may like it...so on you go!


It's James Bond season on FFXIIITV! And here is the collection of crazy stories for your enjoyment!

Dr. No

Hope has big fears of the new scary doctor taking up residence at his local hospital.

From Russia with Love

Snow attempts to try and woo Serah by heading to Russia and back again to give her some Russia 'love-stuff', though it doesn't all go to plan when he comes back speaking all Russian…

Goldfinger

Sazh develops a strange infection on his finger…

Thunderball

Fang is banned from a bowling alley as her 'Thunderball' bowling ball brings the house down, quite literally.

You Only Live Twice

Vanille becomes a womanizing 007 (Err, what?) when she and Fang escape from their crystallized prison, proving that you only love twice.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Lightning turns queen, whoopee-do, and Hope is sent out to work a few dangerous tasks for her…poor kid gets himself into many strange situations, doesn't he?

Diamonds Are Forever

Fang and Vanille attempt to break into bank while they accidently break into a diamond factory and are forever trapped (somehow) in it, Muhahahaha…. Lame.

Live and Let Die

Sod the plot! It's Paul McCartney performing the bloody theme tune! Rock on Macca!

The Man with the Golden gun

Remember how Sazh got a goldfinger? Take a look what he got now…

The Spy Who Loved Me

Hope becomes a Spy to win Lighting's love over (Audience: "Aww!")

Moonraker

For punishment for breaking into the Diamond factory, Fang and Vanille are sent to the Moon to rake the surface of the moon. Yeah, bit you didn't see that one coming, eh?

For Your Eyes Only

Serah has something to show Snow on her down 'there' that she claims is 'for his eyes-only'.

Octopussy

So what did Serah want to show Snow? Well by the guess of the title name of the film this one is surely not for kids!

A View to a Kill

The NORA team have had it with this bastard of a neighbour next door to their base, which they head out to take this person down…can't we all just get along?

The Living Daylights

Hope and Sazh ponder over what the hell the title means.

License to Kill

Lightning shows off her new 'license to kill' card and gives her the great moment to take care of Snow…Look out, Snow!

GoldenEye

Remember how Sazh got a goldfinger and a golden gun, have a wild fucking guess for what he has now…

Tomorrow Never Dies

Due to some strange forces in the environment, the day never seems to end and it's up to Vanille 007 to see what is up, could you just imagine her in a tuxedo?

The World Is Not Enough

Bored of living on Earth, Sazh attempts to join Fang and Vanille on the moon to help moon rake.

Die Another Day

Fang and Vanille may of escaped in 'You Only Live Twice', but their luck runs out at this point (And that was the sound of all the Fang and Vanille fans hearts breaking.)

Casino Royale

The NORA teams heads of to a gambling club where you're most likely to expect stripping, sweating and hi-jinks galore!

Quantum of Solace

After the their James Bond season flops, the gang all head to a quantum of solace to mourn with each other…oh dear.


So there you go, if you want more, I have plans for the next one's theme...Musicals!