Super-evil-villain-meeting
A very stupid story By Miriam G.
Disclaimer: I still don´t own anything except for Lord Patrenabo and The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. of the Something-Empire (at least I think I own myself, don´t I? Oh, well!).
DARTH VADER: Okay, it´s the next chapter now. So what´s your plan?
Everyone stares at The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something-Empire and awaits her answer in excitement.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Like I said, it is so brilliant and yet so simple - it just can´t go wrong.
LORD PATRENABO: Nah, quit talking around and just get straight to the point!
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: All right. The plan is this: We will steal all the TV-remotes of the whole world. Then all those lazy couch potatoes won´t be able to switch channels without having to stand up and walk to the television. And we won´t give the remotes back unless they give us world domination. Then we will rule the world. Wuahahahahahahahahaha!
The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something- Empire is the only one laughing. The other villains are just staring at her.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: .haha.ha.ha.haaa. What? Is something wrong with my hair?
MOJO JOJO: That´s your evil plan?
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?
MOJO JOJO: This is honestly the worst evil scheme I have ever heard.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Oh yeah? And what about all those weird big robots of yours that you use to destroy the town, but in the end they all turn to junk?
MOJO JOJO: Hey, don´t get personal!
VOLDEMORT: Okay, I think I have something better to do than steal TV- remotes.
BOWSER: And I have something better to do than to sit on a table, move my ears and eat carrots.
VOLDEMORT: That´s not my problem, Bowser Bunny.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Fine! If you´re all so smart, why don´t you think of a better plan?
SAURON: What about building a temple for my Ring?
THE EMPEROR: Aaaand how would that help us to achieve world domination?
SAURON: It wouldn´t, but it would make her very happy. Wouldn´t it, my precious?
VISSER THREE: Why did you invite him?
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Sauron, if you can´t stay with the topic, I´m afraid I will have to kick you out of the meeting. Both of you.
Sauron starts crying (have you ever seen a giant eye crying?).
VEGETA: What a wimp. Let´s kill him!
SAURON: You can do anything you want to me, but leave my precious Ring alone.
QUAKI: Would you please stop talking about that stupid Ring?
Quaki grabs the Ring from Sauron and throws it (or her) out of the window.
SAURON: Nooooooooo!!!!!!! You murderer!!!!!!
QUAKI: Heeheeheeheehee!
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Quaki, that was not very nice! Tell Sauron that you´re sorry!
QUAKI: What are you? A kindergarten teacher?
DARTH VADER: Super-evil villains don´t even know the meaning of the word "sorry". Um, what was it again?
VISSER THREE: As humans would say; I´m outta here. I don´t need all of you to take over the human race, especially not your strange plans. I will order my troops to destroy all of you.
VEGETA: Not if I destroy this planet first.
VISSER THREE: Are you taunting me?
VEGETA: Sure, if you want to fight, ya blue wierdo.
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: I don´t think this is the right place to fight.
VEGETA: Shut up!
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: But.
Vegeta doesn´t listen to Ernst Stavro Blofeld. He goes into a Dragonball Z- fighting position and jumps 20 feet into the air. Unfortunately the room is less than 20 feet high, so he crashes into the ceiling, which messes up his spiky hair. He falls back to the floor and faints.
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: That´s what I was going to tell him. Tsk-tsk-tsk.
Visser Three morphs into a big ugly monster and swallows Vegeta.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Hey, spit him out! He´s the coolest character of Dragonball Z and the show won´t be worth watching anymore if he´s dead. Visser Three reluctantly spits Vegeta out (not because I told him to, but simply because sayans don´t taste very good), who is now covered with alien saliva. Visser Three morphs back.
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: See? He should have just listened to me in the first place. Isn´t that right, kitty?
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD´S KITTY: Don´t call me kitty. Geez, I hate this role. I´m never going to a casting again. I go there to cast for the part of the villain and what do they give me? The part of the villain´s pet. I should sue them. (Oh, and by the way, Miss writer. My name is not Ernst Stavro Blofeld´s kitty, it´s Garfield. Get it? G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D!!! Ok, that´s all.)
The name of Ernst Stavro Blofeld´s kitty was changed into Ernst Stavro Blofeld´s kitty who names himself Garfield.
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD´S KITTY WHO NAMES HIMSELF GARFIELD: Grrr.
Vegeta slowly wakes up and wonders why he is covered with slime. Voldemort and Darth Vader, who are sitting next to him, move as far away from him as they can.
LORD PATRENABO: Okay, what were we talking about?
THE EMPEROR: A plan to take over the world.
BOWSER: I have an idea! Let them listen to Britney Spears until they surrender! That is so evil! Wuahahahaha!
The evil laugh is supposed to sound scary, but coming from an innocent fluffy white bunny, it just sounds stupid.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Uh, nice. Does anyone else have an idea? If not, we´ll go with my.
Suddenly there is a knock on the door.
VOLDEMORT: Who could that be?
QUAKI: I bet it´s a.
Qcaki twists his face in disgust and says the next word as if it was something really disgusting.
QUAKI: . hero.
Everyone looks to the door in shock. The person outside knocks again.
SAURON: Quaki is right! Maybe it´s Frodo Baggins!
VOLDEMORT: Or Harry Potter!
VEGETA: Or Goku!
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: Or James Bond!
MOJO JOJO: Or the Powerpuff Girls!
LORD PATRENABO: Or Copper and his friends!
BOWSER: Or Super Mario! Great, just now while I look like a freak!
VISSER THREE: Or the Andalites!
THE EMPEROR: Or Anakin Skywalker! No, wait, that´s you.
DARTH VADER: I think you mean Luke Skywalker.
THE EMPEROR: Exactly! Your son! How could you let your son go over to the good side? You must have been a bad father.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Excuse me, fellow villains! May I say two things? Alright, number one; this is getting boring and number two; why would a hero who´s trying to surprise and kill us knock on the door?
MOJO JOJO: Uh, because it´s locked?
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: The only way to find out who this is, is to get up and open the door.
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: I don´t think this is such a good idea.
The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something- Empire stands up and walks to the door. All the other villains hide under the table.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Cowards! I´ll open the door now and you´ll see that it´s probably just a pizza boy or a salesman or someone suicidal.
The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something- Empire slowly opens the door. The villains are still sitting shivering under the table and stare at the door. When The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something-Empire sees who is outside the door, she gets a shocked expression on her face.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: You!? What are you doing here?!
Hahaha! You won´t find out who it is until the next chapter! Review please!
A very stupid story By Miriam G.
Disclaimer: I still don´t own anything except for Lord Patrenabo and The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. of the Something-Empire (at least I think I own myself, don´t I? Oh, well!).
DARTH VADER: Okay, it´s the next chapter now. So what´s your plan?
Everyone stares at The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something-Empire and awaits her answer in excitement.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Like I said, it is so brilliant and yet so simple - it just can´t go wrong.
LORD PATRENABO: Nah, quit talking around and just get straight to the point!
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: All right. The plan is this: We will steal all the TV-remotes of the whole world. Then all those lazy couch potatoes won´t be able to switch channels without having to stand up and walk to the television. And we won´t give the remotes back unless they give us world domination. Then we will rule the world. Wuahahahahahahahahaha!
The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something- Empire is the only one laughing. The other villains are just staring at her.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: .haha.ha.ha.haaa. What? Is something wrong with my hair?
MOJO JOJO: That´s your evil plan?
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?
MOJO JOJO: This is honestly the worst evil scheme I have ever heard.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Oh yeah? And what about all those weird big robots of yours that you use to destroy the town, but in the end they all turn to junk?
MOJO JOJO: Hey, don´t get personal!
VOLDEMORT: Okay, I think I have something better to do than steal TV- remotes.
BOWSER: And I have something better to do than to sit on a table, move my ears and eat carrots.
VOLDEMORT: That´s not my problem, Bowser Bunny.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Fine! If you´re all so smart, why don´t you think of a better plan?
SAURON: What about building a temple for my Ring?
THE EMPEROR: Aaaand how would that help us to achieve world domination?
SAURON: It wouldn´t, but it would make her very happy. Wouldn´t it, my precious?
VISSER THREE: Why did you invite him?
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Sauron, if you can´t stay with the topic, I´m afraid I will have to kick you out of the meeting. Both of you.
Sauron starts crying (have you ever seen a giant eye crying?).
VEGETA: What a wimp. Let´s kill him!
SAURON: You can do anything you want to me, but leave my precious Ring alone.
QUAKI: Would you please stop talking about that stupid Ring?
Quaki grabs the Ring from Sauron and throws it (or her) out of the window.
SAURON: Nooooooooo!!!!!!! You murderer!!!!!!
QUAKI: Heeheeheeheehee!
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Quaki, that was not very nice! Tell Sauron that you´re sorry!
QUAKI: What are you? A kindergarten teacher?
DARTH VADER: Super-evil villains don´t even know the meaning of the word "sorry". Um, what was it again?
VISSER THREE: As humans would say; I´m outta here. I don´t need all of you to take over the human race, especially not your strange plans. I will order my troops to destroy all of you.
VEGETA: Not if I destroy this planet first.
VISSER THREE: Are you taunting me?
VEGETA: Sure, if you want to fight, ya blue wierdo.
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: I don´t think this is the right place to fight.
VEGETA: Shut up!
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: But.
Vegeta doesn´t listen to Ernst Stavro Blofeld. He goes into a Dragonball Z- fighting position and jumps 20 feet into the air. Unfortunately the room is less than 20 feet high, so he crashes into the ceiling, which messes up his spiky hair. He falls back to the floor and faints.
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: That´s what I was going to tell him. Tsk-tsk-tsk.
Visser Three morphs into a big ugly monster and swallows Vegeta.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Hey, spit him out! He´s the coolest character of Dragonball Z and the show won´t be worth watching anymore if he´s dead. Visser Three reluctantly spits Vegeta out (not because I told him to, but simply because sayans don´t taste very good), who is now covered with alien saliva. Visser Three morphs back.
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: See? He should have just listened to me in the first place. Isn´t that right, kitty?
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD´S KITTY: Don´t call me kitty. Geez, I hate this role. I´m never going to a casting again. I go there to cast for the part of the villain and what do they give me? The part of the villain´s pet. I should sue them. (Oh, and by the way, Miss writer. My name is not Ernst Stavro Blofeld´s kitty, it´s Garfield. Get it? G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D!!! Ok, that´s all.)
The name of Ernst Stavro Blofeld´s kitty was changed into Ernst Stavro Blofeld´s kitty who names himself Garfield.
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD´S KITTY WHO NAMES HIMSELF GARFIELD: Grrr.
Vegeta slowly wakes up and wonders why he is covered with slime. Voldemort and Darth Vader, who are sitting next to him, move as far away from him as they can.
LORD PATRENABO: Okay, what were we talking about?
THE EMPEROR: A plan to take over the world.
BOWSER: I have an idea! Let them listen to Britney Spears until they surrender! That is so evil! Wuahahahaha!
The evil laugh is supposed to sound scary, but coming from an innocent fluffy white bunny, it just sounds stupid.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Uh, nice. Does anyone else have an idea? If not, we´ll go with my.
Suddenly there is a knock on the door.
VOLDEMORT: Who could that be?
QUAKI: I bet it´s a.
Qcaki twists his face in disgust and says the next word as if it was something really disgusting.
QUAKI: . hero.
Everyone looks to the door in shock. The person outside knocks again.
SAURON: Quaki is right! Maybe it´s Frodo Baggins!
VOLDEMORT: Or Harry Potter!
VEGETA: Or Goku!
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: Or James Bond!
MOJO JOJO: Or the Powerpuff Girls!
LORD PATRENABO: Or Copper and his friends!
BOWSER: Or Super Mario! Great, just now while I look like a freak!
VISSER THREE: Or the Andalites!
THE EMPEROR: Or Anakin Skywalker! No, wait, that´s you.
DARTH VADER: I think you mean Luke Skywalker.
THE EMPEROR: Exactly! Your son! How could you let your son go over to the good side? You must have been a bad father.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Excuse me, fellow villains! May I say two things? Alright, number one; this is getting boring and number two; why would a hero who´s trying to surprise and kill us knock on the door?
MOJO JOJO: Uh, because it´s locked?
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: The only way to find out who this is, is to get up and open the door.
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: I don´t think this is such a good idea.
The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something- Empire stands up and walks to the door. All the other villains hide under the table.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Cowards! I´ll open the door now and you´ll see that it´s probably just a pizza boy or a salesman or someone suicidal.
The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something- Empire slowly opens the door. The villains are still sitting shivering under the table and stare at the door. When The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something-Empire sees who is outside the door, she gets a shocked expression on her face.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: You!? What are you doing here?!
Hahaha! You won´t find out who it is until the next chapter! Review please!