I am soooooo sorry that I could not update earlier. I have school and band, I have a homework club that I go to on Wednesdays and I realy don't have a good enough excuse for you guys. My friend and I have been working on this in a notebook that I have for stories only. So I have been typing this up when I have free time. Please don't hate me. I'll give you a cookie!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha…..If I did Naraku would be punished in very pride hurting, weird ways. In this chapter there will be some bad language.
Disclaimer two: Ok peoples if that last disclaimer wasn't enough then….if you flame me for stupid reasons I will bite back ten times harder and you will face my wrath... or Laura's everyone looks over to see Naraku rocking himself back and forth in a corner muttering about mean evil dirty blonds.
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Last time on My Screwed Up Adventure "Well where I'm from Laura is a popular name." I started stroking Kirara. Laura please tell me that you didn't try and get Miroku and Sango together." A week voice said from behind me.
I turned around and it was Cheyenne. I laughed and walked over to her.
"No worries Cheyenne I didn't…..although they should and Miroku should stop womanizing" The later part I whispered to her.
"Cheyenne? What kind of a name is that?" Shippo said curiously
"It's the name that I was given. Just like your parents named you Shippo"
"OH HELL NO!" Inuyasha blurted out "I am not in the mood for this. Damn Naraku!"
Inuyasha unsheathed his tetsaiga and walked outside
"Hey Sango! It's Kohaku! And Kanna and Kagura" Said Cheyenne like it was nothing at all
Cheyenne's POV
When Naraku's feet touched the ground and his barrier disappeared Laura walked out from behind Miroku and started walking toward Naraku.
"You've been a very, VERY bad boy Naraku! You should be ashamed of yourself!!!!" She yelled
All Naraku did was raise an eyebrow. I flinched "Oh hell. He's in deep now." I said, fearing the punishment that Naraku was about to face
Inuyasha and Miroku stared at each other with a tiny hint of fear in their eyes
"Well Naraku what the HELL do you have to say about yourself??" Laura said angrily, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Look here girl-"Naraku never got to finish his sentience as Laura was walking over to Inuyasha. Unknown to them all Sesshoumaru, Jaken and Rin who was Ah-Un just came and where watching the seen unfold.
Laura grabbed the tetsaiga, which Inu reluctantly gave up, and advanced toward Naraku. What was weird about this is that the tetsaiga did not untrasform.
"Naraku you have two seconds to start explaining yourself"
He just stood there dumbfounded.
"Well he's screwed." I whispered. Naraku tried to use miasma. All Laura did was flick his nose. Kanna, Kagura and Kohaku somehow managed to get next to me.
Suddenly a sound of a slap rang through the forest. Miroku looked over at Sango. His face was clean of any handprint. Everyone looked over at Naraku. He was sitting on the ground and had a beating red hand print on his face
"Don't you dare call Inuyasha a filthy hanyō ever again!!! DO YOU UNDERSAND ME!!! YOU'RE STILL A HANYŌ! HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I STARTED CALLING YOU A FILTHY NO GOOD FUCKING BASTARD HANYŌ HUH? EVEN BETTER HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF INUYASHA OR SESSHOUMARU CALLED YOU THAT! Its not nice at all to call people names unless you want to get called them back you no good hypocrite."
Laura put her hand under Naraku's chin and lifted it up so she was looking into his eyes "Just because Inuyasha's mother, Izayoi was human and his father Inu no Taishou was the Great Dog demon of the West means absolutely nothing. He is still a demon. Hanyō or not it does not matter. So if you call Inu a filthy hanyō again you will pay the price." She paused for a second and looked over to where Sesshoumaru was. Laura sighed because he was gone
"He's still a filthy hanyō"
Laura just sighed and picked up the tetsaiga that was placed on the ground said "Naraku I warned you" and started beating Naraku with it. By the end of Naraku's beating. Kanna and Kagura where long gone and Kohaku was laying on the ground playing with Kirara.
Translations
Hanyōhalf-demon
I just was having a Will Smith moment. My readers(although I'm sure I have few) again I am sorry for the long time it took me to update. Please forgive me and again I try hard to find any time I can to update, hey I'm only a seventh grader.