OMG recap: RUSSIA IS DA BAD GUY BC HE IS SO EVIL DUH LIKE HE IS UNTRUSTWORTHY BC HES RUSSIAN
(A/N: omg lol thats a joke how did russia get there so fast bc he was RUSSIAN hahaha get it)
"Ong liek doood gimme ur daughter," Russia demanded in his BABY CHILD VOICE OMG I WOULD FEEL BAD FOR HIM IF HE WASNT *Mermaid Man voice* EVILLLLLLLLL
But OMG SINCE I AM SUDDENLY BADASS LIKE I TOTES FIGHT RUSSIA AND HE ALMOST BOWS TO MY ALMIGHTY POWER BEFORE HITTING ME WITH BIG METAL PIPE OUCH
(A/N: omg that would hurt so much)
Then ENGLAND WHO WAS JUST STANDING THERE WHILE I DID ALL THE WORK BUT NOW HE MIRACULOUSLY USES HIS SKILLS TO SOMEHOW BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF RUSSIA OMG IGGY YOU SO STRONG!
MY DAUGHTER WHO IS STILL A BABY EVEN THOUGH ITS BEEN SIX MONTHS AND OMG SHE SOMEHOW REPRESENTS THIS ONE STATE IN AMERICA (A/N: my state leeeel) DESPITE IGGY BEING BRITISH AND BY NATION STANDARDS SHE SHOULD AT LEAST BE TWO YEARS OLD BY NOW IS CRYING OMG MY BABEH I WILL SAYVE U!
But GASP france is totes a bad guy too I knEW HE WAS A BAD GUY SINCE HE DIDNT SHOW UP TO IGGY AND ME'S WEDDING
HE STOLE MY BABEH! AND EITHER KNOW I WAS POWERFUL BEFORE IM SUDDENLY WEAK AGAIN BECAUSE THE PLOT DEMANDS THAT FRANCE STEAL MAH BABEH!
Then russia SOMEHOW disappears and omg America comes in and he refuses to acknowledge the fact that England is crying which he only does around ME dats right bitches only I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF SEEING THE ALMIGHTY NATION CRY
Then America is sooooooo stupid and he absolutely REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT ENGLAND IS SILENTLY SHAKING RIGHT HERE SOBBING ABOUT OUR AMERICAN DAUGHTER
Waaaaiittt shouldnt i have had my american daughter with america?
WAIT ARENT I LIKE A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL IN DIS STORY?!
But looool lets forget that i wonder why i never get my period i muST BE MAGIC
OMG CLIFFHANGER AGAIN!
(or is it? yall never guess what happens like eVAR)
AUTHORS NOTE
Omg I cant believe people hated on me in last chapter wah! UR ALL JUST SO JEALOUS THAT IF WE WERE GOING IN THE HETALIA WORLD IGGY WOULD TOTES MARRY ME!
Yall dont know good writing
-probably a username like iggyismysenpai