Disclaimer: I own none of Deltora, but I do own me. And the dog. And the owner dude. And the men in big white coats. And the two people. And the crowd.
The fantasy 2
"I'm Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Muhahaha!"
In a Galaxy far away...So begins another tale of The Fantasy-
"I am Lief, King Lief, The Great" I cried to my pursuer, "You can not defeat me, I have the Belt of Deltora! Haha!"
The pursuer did have a cloak on. As mysterious and frightening as that was, I was not frightened. So, I pulled out my handy dandy notebook- oh sorry, blues clues marathon this morning- sword and slipped the hood off the pursuer.
It was none other than the evil Fallow the Ol. Again.
"Why are you pursuing me evil halfhearted Ol?" I yelled calmly and unafraid as fear trickled down my spine like the cold damp sweat breaking out on my forehead. Not that I was scared or anything. As I said before, I am Lief, King Lief, The Great! So don't go calling me a scaredycat or anything cause I'm not. I am Lief, King Lief, The Great.
"Answer me!" The evil Fallow Ol dude did not answer me. Instead he lunged looking and acting just like a dog. But I was ready and held my ground while I swung my sword.
"Hey Stupid!"
Huh? I remember that voice...
"Hey Stupid, give me back my dog!"
As I slowly came to reality I realized that I was in a mall and everyone was in a circle around me. The evil Fallow Ol dude was not the evil Fallow Ol dude, but instead the dog. And my sword was a basketball chew toy from the pet store next to me, the belt was none other than a chain of sausages from the sausage factory on my other side and – sob- and I was – sob- not Lief-sob- King Lief, The-sob-Great.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly two people grabbed my shoulders. I turned to see two men in big white coats.
"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You're right Bob; we should put her in the room with the padded walls." One said as they
began to drag me away.
"No!!! At least let me have the newest book in the Deltora series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"She's totally lost it." Said a guy in the crowd.
"Uh Huh." Said a woman standing next to him.
Please tell me if I went to far. Hope you liked it. Oh yeah I'll probably think of more ideas for this thing but if you have any, please let me know. GTG. Please R&R.
Jdudet
