FIRST CHAPTER IS UPLOADED! Heckin yeah!
I should remind again that you can give THOUSANDS of T and D's in one chapter!
I DO NOT OWN FT. Hiro Mashima does. :3
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I quickly ran to the studio. "I'm late i'm late i'm late!" I said desperately and slammed the door revealing a bored cat ,a bored Natsu, a bored Gray, an angry Erza, an annoyed cat and two sweatdropping made me very nervous and dodged some blades, pitchforks, torches , hammers, staffs...but mostly blades.
"I'M SORRY i'M SORRY!" I said apologizing while clashing with Erza who is seriously, superly angry while Wendy and Lucy was trying to calm down. While Natsu and Gray were fighting over who gets to play Wii and Happy who is (of course always) trying to whoo Charles.
"YOU CAPTURED US! YOU MADE US GO INTO SOME KIND OF SHOW! AND YOUR THE ONE BEING LATE!?" Erza yelled angrily ,which scared the hell out of everyone ..except me. "I WAS ONLY LATE 5 MINUTES FOR PETE'S SAKE!" I yelled either angrily or scaredly..yes i was late..BUT FOR ONLY 5 MINUTES!
"...fine, but only for today i will forgive you." She said asshe disummons her blade and walks to the two fighting-over-wii Idiots. I sighed in relief and noticed Lucy giving mea can of Coca Cola. "Thanks" I muttered before i drinked it,
"Oh i forgot to tell everyone! If you guys dont tell the truth or dares, you will have to go to the WORLD OF TERROR! WHich is a WORLD FULL OF YOUR FANBOYS, FANGIRLS, STALKERS, But most of all... RABID FANS AND YOUR GREATEST NIGHTANRES EVA!" I exclaimed in a dark scary defining tone which scared Lucy,Gray, Wendy, and Charles...But did not effected Natsu and Erza...for some reason.
"I'm being the 1st player!" Natsu said about to reach the Wii remote..untill Gray pushed him away and reached it.
"NO WAY FLAMEBRAIN! I'm gonna be the 1st player!" Gray retorted back proudly ...untill Natsu punched him in the face and pulled the wii remote.
"NO I WILL DROOPY EYES!" Natsu yelled angrily as then Gray kicked him in the face..which made a giant brawl fight in the end, and fliiped Erza's anger switch and said in a dark venomous tone "EKHEM." and in the end they both stopped fighting..and beaten into a bloody pulp by the armored girl..which made the bluenette,the white cat, and the blonde sweatdropped and a grinning girl(which is me) and a grinning blue cat.
"Anyway...We have Truth and Dares!~" I yelled happily in a sing-sang voice, which made everyone paled except the red head as i took out a letter. "OKAY! First up is..HoneyBeeCupcakes! Alright first is for Erza-" i stopped at the first line and had face like "O . O" which scared the deaf out of everyone.."
"OKay...Erza, its for you ; What is your relationship with Jellal?" I asked making everyone curios and raised an eyebrow. Erza(who was drinking tea) spit her drink and looked at me "Um..i'm sorry, what was it?" She asked in a hesitated voice. "...What is your relationship with JELLAL." I repeated slowly and noticed her face was as red as her hair.
"u-um...Friends of course!" Erza hesitately but quickly said. "Uh-huh." Gray said in a bored non-believing voice..which made him dodge a pitchfork making Natsu laugh and the rest of us sweatdropped and then i looked at the letter again.
"Okay...next dare is for-..Natsu come here." i said giving Natsu a sign to come to me, which he did, and i whispered to his ear making him grin mischeviously and both of us looked at Erza eating her strawberry cheesecake happily..untill...
..Natsu hit Erza..IN THE FACE! Natsu then yelled happily "IM THE STRONGEST FAIRY EVA!" Meanwhile with Erza... he triggered Erza's devil mode..which made a dangerous, evil, venomous, freaking aura...that scared the death out of everyone...except me. And then Erza summoned dual blades...
"NATSU DRAGNEEL!" Erza said in a venomous,deadly tone...yet again.. and then Natsu and Erza played Cat an Mouse! Which Natsu was the mouse, and Erza as the cat...
"I'M SORRY IT WAS A DAREEEE!" Natsu yelled 100% definitely scared while running like a headless chicken. "YOUR NOT GOING TO GET AWAY THAT EASILY!" Erza yelled behind him chasing him with 100 blades, pitchforks, hammers, etc touchy dangerous weapons :D. "AIIYYEEE!" Natsu screamed scared but then i stopped Erza by holding her shoulder and making her glare at me.
"Erza, calm down, i've seen many more terrifying dares dor Natsu..which involves the stripper." I said making her feel relaxed and smile and Natsu and Gray in a hollow face. and then i read the next line.
"Next dare is for Gray; Ask Juvia on a date." I said smilling and then looked at Gray in disbelief. "...um sorry say what?" He asked again trying to undo the truth. "ASK J-U-V-I-A ON A D-A-T-E ." i exclaimed sweatdropping making Gray in a hollow face..yet again.
"..." He was silent then look at me. "How are you ging to send us to the world of terror? " He asked with a twitching eye. "Booting or in a old fashioned way...put you in a tank and blast your there." i said bluntly which made Gray thinked for a second. "You know if you go the world of terror, Juvia will be there too." I said once again sweatdropping making him hurrily grabbed his phone and texted Juvia.
'Juvia, will you go an a date with me?" Gray hesitatly texted and hesitatly pushed the send button, in less then a second there was reply.
'OH GRAY-SAMA! O/O JUVIA THOUGHT YOU NEVER ASKED! KYAAA! MEET JUVIA AT PARK TOMORROW ALRIGHT?!"
All of us laughed like no tomorrow while Gray is silent. "..YOU MONSTER." Gray said to the camera and then i cracked up even more then i wipped a tear of laughter in my eye and read the letter again. "Alright next dare is..." i trailled off before i laughed myself to death making everyone having a bad feeling.
"MY GOSH! Alright..alright. " I said as i suddenly dissappeared making everyone suprised and then suddenly Natsu and Gray's hand were both tie to each other by a rope. I then appear behind them grinning like a maniac. "WHAT DID YOU DO!?" They both yelled as i started summoning a room.
"a Dare, both of your hands will have to be tied together and be locked in a room, we see how long you could last." i said as i smirked making their aws dropped and everyone else laugh a little. "Girls, help me will ya?Their so heavy..." i said as they all halp me and we push the two idiots into the room.
"How long do you think they can keep up?" Wendy asked sweatdropping at the room, Charles sighed "i doubt it'll last long, 5 minutes." Charles bet, "Natsu can do it! 20 minutes! " Happy bet back, "hm...i agree with Charles!" Lucy exclaimed. "I Believe in Natsu and Gray! 30 minutes!" She yelled solemly and having hope in em and then they all looked at me who was doing some calculating.
"With my calculations...i believe they both will burst through the door..in about...Now." I said as the two idiots bursts through the door and i smirked leaving Charles,Happy,Lucy,Erza frowned and Wendy sweatdropping again.
"Alright! That's the end of HoneyBeeCupcakes's Truth and Dares!" I said as i folded the letter into my cupboard and pulled a new letter. "Next up is ... Sakura4128! Sup! This first dare is for Erza..." I said trailling off once again. "Hope Kingdom Hearts has mercy on you Sakura.." i muttered making everyone tilt in confusion.
"alright..Erza...your dare is... not eat strawberry cheesecake for one week. she also said 'bow down to me titania!' " I said hesitately making Erza quickly glare at the camera. "I would rather die then bow down to you." she said solemly "And i will hunt you down Sakura, i will HUNT. YOU. DOWN." She said venomously once again.
I sweatdropped "Okay.. next up!...BAHWAHAHAHAHA! AWESOME SAKURA! Gray! She dared ya to kiss Natsu for 5 seconds!" I yelled excited and looked to Gray who dropped his aws on the floor and Natsu who blinked like 100 times...
"ARE YOU FRIGGIN KIDDING ME?!" Gray and Natsu yelled angrily to the camera, "I RATHER GO TO THAT PLANET OF TERROR! KIN! BOOT ME TO IT!" Gray quickly yelled to me who was sweatdropping and smirking the whole time " You do realise that if i boot ya to there, there will also be your nightmares..including GRATSU fans..OH! and she also left you a note..it said."Sorry Gray i just wanted to see your epic reactions! xD"." I said explaining to them giving em another chance before they die.
"WHAT?!" Gray and Natsu yelled angrily and then looked at the camera, "YOUR BOTH MONSTERS!" They yelled together again while Happy, Lucy, Wedny, and i cracked up , Erza smirking, and Charles sighing. Gray sighed and Natsu sighed as well. "THIS IS JUST A DARE GOT IT?!" They yelled to everyone then they started kiss each other on the CHEEK! which made Lucy , Wendy, Charles blushing with mouth dropped and Erza who was clearly disturbed with Happy and me laughing like a lunatic.
"You *laughs* do know *laughs* that she didn't *laughs* mean in the *laughs* cheek!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIs IS SOOO GOING TO THE INTERNET!" i said between laughs and holding a camera which made Gray and Natsu mouth dropped. "GIMME THAT CAMERA!" Gray said trying to snatch the camera but i kicked him in the face. "LIKE HELL I'LL EVER DO THAT!" I yelled teleporting the camera to a secret place.
"Next..Natsu! You are dared TO NOT EAT ANY FOOD UNTIL THIS CHAPTER ENDS!and she also left ya a note! Sorry i made you suffer~!" I said giving him and order as he looked at the camera in disbelief "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?! " He yelled in a desperate sad voice
"NOW! Next is for Lucy: SPILL YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET!" I yelled praticly shaking her shoulders like a ragged doll, "...DO I HAVE TO?!" She asked blushing madly. "YES! TELL US WOMAN!" I yelled angrily as she closed her eyes "FINE! I..I..."She said as we wait in anticipation.
"..I sneaked to Natsu's house."
MAKING EVERY ONE OF US FALL ANIME STYLE!
I started coughing up and looked from The ground to her . "YOU SEROUS YA DAMN WOMAN?! THEY PRACTICLY SNEAKED IN TO YOUR HOUSE EVERYDAY! HOW IS IT A DIRTY SECRET!?" i yelled bewildered. 'WELL I'M SORRY I'M NOT A DIRTY GIRL!" Lucy yelled clearly embarassed. Erza who coughed up said "OKay..what's the next dare?" She asked trying to hold her laughter along the others as well making Lucy pout.
"Yeah.. um Wendy! WHAT DO U think of your sweet charming prince Romeo?~" i said in a sing song voice. "A-a-a B-b-best friend of course!" She hesitately said while blushing furiosly making me smile a little and patted her head. "Oh how innocent you are..." Lucy said sighing scared what'll she be in the future. "I know right?" I asked her as i looked at the letter once again.
"Next question...Charles! Sakura-chan asks "why you so mean to happy? all he ever does is being sweet to you!" I asked in a sad tone like a little sad girl. "Your an actor arent you?" GRay asked with eyes narrowed. "Ya read my mind stripper, oh yeah, your clothes." I said not even looking at em. He looked down and shocked "NOT AGAIN!" He yelled looking for his..um..boxers..yeah boxers...
Happy suddenly protested. "Charles isn't mean to me, she's nice! " Happy protested , Charles actually BLUSHED! Then she noticed me examining her and looks away from all of us.
"As for Happy, your soul is free." I said in a dramatic tone shocking everyone . "THAT'S NOT FAIR! WHY DIDN'T THE CAT GET ANY DARES?!" They protested as Happy smiled in proud. "She must really like me then!" Happ said in a proud. "She also said 'If people complain...BEWARE OF ME POPPING UP AT NIGHT AND HOLDING A CHAINSAW LIKE A MAD WOMAN!' That's what she said." I said sweatdropping at the letter making them looked at the camera in disbelief and then i folded the letter into the cupboard and took out yet another letter.
"Alright! Next up is AngelXReaper! looks like she only gave us one dare! ooo and this dare is a shocker!" I yelled making everyoen gulp. "Lucy Heartfillia you have been dared to KISS GRAY INFRONT OF NATSU! ON THE CHEEK!" i yelled like a The Queen of Hearts commanding the guard cards in Alice in Wonderland making Lucy,Natsu,Gray yelled. "SAY WHAT?!"
"BUT I THOUGHT!-" "Lucy its not a M-rated! what;s M-rated is like doing things in the closet thig\ngs and other stuffies., i dunno!" I said randomly waving my hands before i cutted her off making her grumble and then kissed Gray on the cheek infront of Natsu who made his eyes reflected in anger and making my lips curved into a smirk while Wendy and Charles was worrying what's gonna happen with Erza and the OTHER CAT smirking along with me.
Then i finally strecthed my arms. "ALRIGHTY FOLKS! That's the end of the chapter! remember to T and D in PM and DO NOT FORGET to REVIEW AND LIKE OUR FIC! See ya!" I said as i folded the letter and put it to the cupboard before waving the camera goes off and suddenly turned on.
Wew, well that was exhausting, finally i can- NATSU YOUR STILL NOT ALLOWED TO EAT! GIMME THAT MEAT! Er... Maybe i'm still going to have some trouble after this... Well still, don't forget to Review, Pm, and LIKE! and remember! Maybe one of ya reviewers will have a special gift!