101 Ways to Annoy Natsume - Ch. 2
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Ways to Annoy Natsume (for Mikan) – CH. 2
1. Wear shorts/pants (so he can't see her underwear)
Sakura Mikan was tired of wearing her normal skirts. She needed a change. So that's why when she went to Central Town to shop for something new, she saw PANTS! Yes, pants! This was clearly new to her. The store lady had insisted that these were the latest fashion trend and told her that skirts were "SO YESTERDAY" (add that and a hair flick) So Mikan cautiously purchased a pair of the so called "latest fashion trend" pair of pants. She told herself, "This was good right, a change. Plus, Natsume won't be able to see my panties!"
The next day she wore them to school.
"Ohayo Mikan-chan, Mikan, Sakura-san, etc."
Natsume stood staring. Why was Polka wearing pants, like a normal girl? Now he couldn't see her underwear. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-Sweatdrops-
He panicked. 'NANDE NANDE NANDE NANDE NANDE NANDE!'
"Good morning, Mikan."
She smiled. Perhaps wearing pants would be a good thing.
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2. Nullify all his Alice attacks whenever he tries to burn something.
Hyuuga Natsume was getting mobbed, groped, pulled, squealed, hugged, nearly kissed stepped on, adored, asked to go on dates with, and much more by his oh-so-adoring fangirls.
"Hn." he grunted, as he started to use his Alice.
But suddenly, Mikan came skipping along, taking full note of this situation. She NULLIFIED his Alice attacks, and watched gleefully as he got all of the things above and worse by fangirls.
She loudly complained that she couldn't control her Alice and it wasn't her fault. However, poor Natsume could not answer since he was trapped under a pile of fangirls.
"NOOOOOOO, " was his last thought.
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21. Make finger puppets of him and Persona. Don't forget high squeaky voices. Act Persona saving the day and don't forget to put Natsume saying, "No,no, Persona rescue me" dun dun dun. To the rescue!"
Gakuen Alice was having a new class. Art class, it was called.
"Art class?" everyone thought. "Why do we need an art class?"
No one had any idea why.
But for today, the teacher said you could make puppets. So Mikan made a Natsume one and a Persona one.
She was finished and bored, so she decided to play with them. (you know like how a little boy plays with action figures )
She gave them both high squeaky voices and spoke rather loudly.
"PERSONA ! HELP HELP! RESCUE ME ! RESCUE ME! RESCUE ME! " Natsume puppet squeaked.
"DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN," shouted the high pitched Persona puppet, "TO THE RESCUE!"
She repeated this over and over, until she realized that the class was staring at her. However, she did not fail to notice Natsume was sitting in the corner, blushing heavily.
"This is awesome, " she thought.
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27. Force him to watch 10 hours of Teletubbies, Barney, and Sesame Street episodes and get the theme song stuck in his head. (You know, Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Lala, Po….Teletubbies, Teletubbies, Big hug(?) )
Mikan had a brand new obsession. After she had somehow obtained a panda TV, she became obsessed with the show Teletubbies! But there was just one thing. She wanted someone to watch it with her.
She asked Narumi-sensei, but he was busy.
She asked Hotaru, but simply got baka-gunned.
So who else to ask but NATSUME?
But how can she make him watch with her? She knew he wouldn't just do it over his free will.
She had so many questions! What were those TV screens on the Teletubbies? Why did they have antennas? Why was there a baby smiling sun? Why was there a vacuum cleaner that made waffles? But alas, nobody knew of this strange show.
'The only way she would get these answers was if she got Natsume to really, really watch it for very long and become obsessed with it like her. He could solve all her questions!" she thought. Even though she hated to admit it, he was a GENIUS.
She told Natsume to meet her in her room after school.
She could hardly wait, as she sat with lots of rope and a chair.
When Natsume came into her room, she would tie him up to the chair in front of the Panda TV!
"Brilliant," she thought.
At last, he came and she evilly tied him up. She made him watch 10 hours of Teletubbies! After he left, she could hear him singing the theme song as soon as he got out of her door.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, " she laughed. "NATSUME IS SINGING!"
"But wait!" she thought. "I forgot to ask him the answers to all those questions!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NATSUME COME BACK!
But sadly, Natsume could not hear her since he was trapped in his own little Teletubby world.
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43. Buy him a collar and give it to him for Christmas. Don't forget the cat kibble. Say, "Gooood Kuro Neko." "It looks PURRR-FECT on you!"
"MERRY CHRISTMAS NATSUME!" chirped Mikan.
He opened his present.
Wait…a cat collar? And some kibble? WHATTTTTTTTTTT?
"Put it on Natsume! You'll look so cute!"
Cute was NOT was Natsume Hyuuga aimed for. Sure maybe HAWT or SEXY but not CUTE!
He grudgingly put it on.
"Gooooood Kuro Neko." Mikan said as she stroked his head. "It looks PURRR-FECT on you!"
'WHAT THE HECK? WHAT'S GOING ON ? IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….'
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62. Make a stupid sounding rap about his life story.
"Now class, we have a new assignment to do," said Narumi-sensei, who was actually teaching, for once. (OMG!)
"You have to make up a rap or chant about your partner's life story."
"I CAN'T WAIT!" squealed the happy, bubbly Mikan.
"This is gay," mumbled Natsume.
This was her rap – When he was one, he didn't suck his thumb.
He made all the babies feel so dumb.
He also became a pervert.
When he was two,
He rarely went poo,
So now he's permanently constipated. (doesn't rhyme, I know.) (and became more perverted)
When he was three,
He never went wee wee
So now he hops around like a rabbit. (and became more perverted
When he was four,
He became so poor, (and was perverted)
When he was five,
He ran into a hive, (and was more perverted
When he was six,
He ate too much Trix, (pervert pervert pervert)
When he was seven,
He never went to heaven, (so became more perverted)
When he was eight,
He got stuck under a gate, (and became more perverted)
When he was nine.
He stepped on a line. (and was more perverted)
When he was ten,
He became very very very veryx100000000000 perverted.
Natsume's – On Monday she wears polka dots,
Tuesday she wears stripes,
Wednesday she wears panda bears,
Thursday she wears froggies,
Friday she wears flowers,
Saturday she wears bees,
Sunday she wears polka dots again.
She clearly has no life.
"Why thank you, Natsume. That was a very nice rap/chant/poem. I lov- WAIT NO! NATSUME NO HENTAI! YOU JUST MADE A POEM/RAP/CHANT ABOUT MY PANTIES!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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71. Whack him on the arm and say 'mosquito!' every few minutes.
Mikan was about to play her favorite game of Mosquito Whack. Who would be her culprit?
Natsume of course!
-Whack!-
"Mosquito!"
-Whack!-
"Mosquito"
10000000000000000000000 times later
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" he literally snarled.
"Hmph."
-Whack!-
"Mosquito!"
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70. Play 'Knock-'n'-Run' at his door late at night.
Again, Mikan just couldn't sleep. So what else better to do than play the wonderful game of 'Knock-'n'-Run.'?
"Hmm," she grinned evilly. "Who shall be my culprit next?"
"Hotaru - no. She'd probably baka-gun me to death. Ruka- no. He's too nice. Narumi-sensei- Nah. I don't want to disturb him. Permy- no. She needs her beauty sleep. Yuu- no. Tsubasa- no. He's just awesome why would I want to do that. Misaki- no. She'd probably kill me. Anna- She's too nice. Koko- nah. Nonoko- no. She's too awesome for that. So that leaves...NATSUMEEEE!" she shouted gleefully.
It went along like this.
-Knock-
-Run-
Repeat 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times.
At last the annoyed Natsume opened the door.
"What do you want!" he snapped.
-Giggle giggle-
"Nothing." She answered in a teasing tone.
-Giggle giggle-
He proceeded to burn Mikan heavily, but luckily she had her Nullification Alice.
Still it was worth it seeing his annoyed face.
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87. Make him play the 'Guess what I'm thinking' game and insist that his guesses are wrong.
"Natsumeeeeeeee, guess what I'm thinking?"
"You're thinking about shutting up."
"No."
"Pandas."
"No."
"Princesses."
"No."
"Teletubbies."
"No."
"Me?" –smirks-
"NO!"
"Hotaru"
"No."
"Naru."
"No."
"Your panties."
"No."
"Shadow-freak"
"No, but now that you mentioned it I will-"
"NO NO NO NO NO!"
"Fine, fine."
"Flowers."
"No."
"Howalon."
"No."
"Going away"
"No."
"Dots"
"No."
"THEN WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT, ARGGH-" screamed the annoyed Natsume.
He checked the time and saw she had wasted exactly 5 hours of his life.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M LATE FOR A MISSION! PERSONA'S GOING TO KILL ME!"
He ran around screaming like a madman.
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100. Run circles around him. Continuously.
Sakura Mikan was officially hyper. She had eaten 5 boxes of Howalon, 4 slices of banana cream pie, 1 slice of apple pie, 2 gallons of double chocolate chip & rocky road ice cream, 50 brownies, and 1 soda.
So now, with all this energy, "What to do, " she thought.
She came up with the greatest idea EVER. To run circles around Natsume of course!
So she went to Natsume and started running circles. Natsume tried to walk away but failed. DESPERATELY. He walked left, and she followed circles around him. He walked right, and she did the same thing. Oh, there was just no way out of this.
Natsume was becoming dizzy, while Mikan, on the other hand, was not tired at all. Natsume collapsed from the dizziness, much to Mikan's delight. Remember, this was THE Natsume Hyuuga, and he just collapsed to the ground.
"Now what?" she thought.
Oh the world can become very, very, very, scary when Sakura Mikan becomes hyper.
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