Ummm I have nothing to do so yeah...another chap

After the night that Hidan and Kakuzu been clinging to her she swears that she will never again sleep with both of them in the same bed.

When she wake up she realized that Kakuzu hand was inside her shirt and near her breast not to mention that he was hugging her be hide her back. Hidan was not worst than Kakuzu, resting his head on her breast and hug her pretty tight.

She wonders how she can manage to sleep that night.

But now is not the time to think about that, the most important thing is how she will get out of their hold.

She wants to be the first one to take shower that mean she has to do it without waking them up.

After 6 minute of put the pillow in their hold Yuma finally got out.

'Yes finally I will have the bath for myself' Yuma thought while striping her cloth off.

She went inside the bath room and turn on the shower. The warm water felt good against her cold skin.

She starts to shampoo her short brownish black hair and sigh with happiness.

She don't need to worry about the team zombies brag into the bath room...wait- what's that sound?

She turns her head around to see...she can't believe it, Kakuzu just stand there with a towel around his waist loosely and look at her like it was nothing big.

She was too shock to say anything but stare at him.

"What?" He ask her normally, just normal.

She did her best try to cover herself up with...soap! Yes, she tries to cover herself up with soap. Even she knows it's a pathetic idea but at that time she willing to do anything.

Kakuzu glance over her a little bit.

"There's nothing I haven't seen" Kakuzu said in a bored tone and went into the bath tub. (A/N: in Japanese bath room usually there's a bath tub and a shower thingy :3)

She doesn't want to move but she want scrub her back it's really itchy.

So she turns body to an angle so he wouldn't see her.

She uses to remember when she was the famous thief in the country of rock. She had to find a lake and wash her body instead of go into a motel and take a shower.

But now that she joined the Akatsuki she doesn't need to worry about the bath or the food anymore and even about the money.

Still when she took a bath she always takes shower by herself.

She try to scrub her back but it was hard to do. She sighs.

She wasn't aware that Kakuzu was watching her every move.

He didn't know why but he like the way she sigh.

He uses to remember when he was a teen (which is long time ago), every girl in his village liked to have their hair long or put it into a different style every day. He find it quit annoying but time had pass girls start to cut their hair or do something with it, not that he care. But Yuma was different he can tell that she cut her own hair with a kunai.

Her hair is short and messy when it's dry but when its wet it's like a...waterfall, yes it's like waterfall, Kakuzu had decided.

Then his eyes lower to her back.

'That's a huge tattoo...' He thought.

"Where did you get the tattoo from?"

Yuma wince at the question a little bit.

"I-um got that when I was still stealing people's money and you know? Stuff...yeah"

He glare at her even thought its glaring at her back he was sure that she could feel it.

"Really?" He asks

"Really...I swear to god"

--

It was at night back at the Akatsuki base, where the zombie team (include the rock-pick-pocket thief) have come back from their mission.

Most of the Akatsuki members are sleeping, most.

Kakuzu is toss and turn in his sleep...he can't go to sleep actually.

He sighs in frustration felt like something was missing. It weren't like in the mission that he just went, it was the first mission where he was not the one who wake up first.

'Maybe if I think of something...I'll go to sleep?' He thought carefully.

Counting a pile of money, Kakuzu was really happy because the bounty that he just killed was more than a 30million ryo. Everything was fine when- "Hey Cash san, how're 'ya doing with money-counting?" The rock-pick-pocket thief asks. Kakuzu sigh "Yuma you just made me lost count" He growl a little bit, loud enough for her to hear.

"Looks like Kakuzu no dono need an assistance" Yuma said while turn Kakuzu's chair so he could face her. Then she put one of her knee between Kakuzu's leg to support her balance while she (sort of) hovering Kakuzu on his chair.

She move her face closer to his, lips almost touching but the mask were in the way.

"Do you?" She whisper seductively

Kakuzu somehow gain confident and put his both of his hand on her waist.

"How can I count if you keep on interrupting me?"

"Then...you have to teach me a lesson..." She pulls the mask down and moves her face closer to his then-

Kakuzu wake up to find that the reality has not been kind to him, he was dreaming about the thief brat and worse he was hard over her.

Maybe it was the side affect that time when they were taking shower at the same time at the snow country.

"...It wasn't my fault; she was naked in front of me..." Kakuzu whisper softly to himself trying to keep his sanity in check.

--

"Now listen kiddo, we have total of our member is 10" Kisame is explaining about the history about the Akatsuki to Yuma in the morning.

She tilts her head to the side.

"I don't see many of us here" She said looking around.

"As you know the first time you were in the organization, our leader was kinda rush on putting you into the team. So you didn't have time to know everyone"

She looks at him like he was crazy.

"Does it even matter? Like I want to know them anyway" She said and starts to walk away but bump into someone.

She falls back on her butt.

"Oh my, I'm sorry I just want to see a new member"

Yuma look up to see a woman in an Akatsuki cloak with a paper rose pin into her short blue hair.

Yuma get up again and dust herself then look at the woman.

The woman smile "My name is Konan"

Yuma was nervous no one was nice to her like she was.

"...ah- my name is- Y-Yuma, Konan san" She said stuttering.

Today was the first day Konan will ever call a person 'cute'.

Konan pats her head and walk away.

Kisame just look at the scene, shock what Konan had done.

"Aren't you a lovable kid" He said to her.

She just tilts her head in a questing way, which also makes Kisame start to think she looked 'cute' too.

--

Kakuzu sigh, it's almost 11am and he feel like he don't want to get out of the room.

Then suddenly the Jashinist burst into Kakuzu's room much to Kakuzu's dislike.

"Dude, people began to think that you're sick or some shit. Hurry up and get out of your fucked up room already"

"Hidan"

"What?"

"Why are you in my room?"

"Cause other member don't want to get killed by you"

Kakuzu sigh and turn the other way.

"Leave me alone"

"You know what I think? I think you should get a laid, seriously" Hidan said then leave the room as Kakuzu's wish.

Kakuzu groan against his pillow.

After 5 minute of silence someone burst into the room again.

"Hidan go away"

"...Kakuzu no dono, I'm not Hidan"

Kakuzu's hearts jump at the voice and at the 'dono' part. He knows who's the voice belong to.

"..." He decide if he didn't answer maybe she would go away.

Like he thought she left after 40 second.

--

"Where did you get that un?" Deidara who just back from the mission, asks Yuma.

"Oh this? My hand slip and this thing got caught in my hand" She said while putting it over her head.

"...You know Kakuzu is not going to be happy about this un"

"Who said I want to make him happy?" She said while walking away from him to find Hidan to play cards with.

Then came a very angry mask-less Kakuzu.

"She went that way un" Deidara said pointing out the way.

Not long after that there were shouting.

"What the fuck did I do?"

"You shouldn't gives the ideas to her!"

"Kakuzu no dono there's no need for th- Ah!"

Then it was dead quite.

Kakuzu came back with his mask.

--

"Hidan san...I'm sorry" Yuma said with a grin on her face.

"If you're going to say sorry at least mean it, bitch"

"No need to swear, I'll get us out of here" Then she start to move around a bit.

"Ready?"

"Ready for wha-" Hidan couldn't finish his sentence due to something that is electrocuting him.

Luckily for Yuma her electricity causes some impact on the Kakuzu's-alive-string.

But too bad for Hidan he move too slowly for the string, before he can get out it tighten against his body again.

"Oi! Help me!" Hidan said while struggling in the strings.

She turns back and smiles cutely.

"Did I say I will help you twice?" With that she left Hidan.

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Hahaha. I feel sorry for Hidan...somehow I think our favourite Kakuzu is a bit OOC? Yes, no, okay? Comment and suggestions are always welcome! :D LM. C 4eva!