I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT
The Cullen's walk out of Forks High School Cafeteria and drive home. The whole ride Alic is staring at Jasper. Alic repeatedly goes to touch Jaspers hair but Jasper keeps hitting Alics hand when Alic gets too close. They realize that they can not argue at school in case if it turns into a fight the world will definitely know something is up with them. They also can not argue in Edwards Volvo in case it turns into a fight and Edwards Volvo would be destroyed before it is supposed to between Twilight and New Moon. Once the Cullen's arrive back at their house and they resume their conversation.
"So how in the world did you get this ring on me?", said Jasper.
"At our wedding", said Alic.
"WHAT WEDDING!", said Jasper.
"You know, I was there, you where there, Rosalie was the flower girl, Carlisle was the best man, Emmett was the ring bearer….
"Fo wizzel the dizzle alizzle?", said Emmett.
They all look at Emmett and look back at each other.
"Anyways",said Alic," we did get married, and it WAS beautiful".
"We didn`t have a wedding, dude", said Jasper.
"Why are you calling ME a dude, dude?", said Alic
"Because you are a dude", said Jasper.
Alic ran over to the side mirror of the Volvo and gazed upon his own face, chin hair and all. Just then Alic screamed out louder then any of the Cullens had ever heard before. Alic took a couple of steps back and started to ramble groups of words. Alic was pale, even for a vampire.
Alic turned around and looked at Jasper and said," WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!", said Alic.
"What do you mean?", said Jasper.
"I`m a boy",said Alic.
"Very perceptive of you", retorted Jasper
"So why am I a boy?", said Alic.
Jasper replied,"You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…
"Not that!", screeched Alic.
"Then what?", Jasper said with frustration.
"I am a boy. I was a girl and now I am a boy", huffed Alic.
"Alic, you have always been a boy", said Jasper.
"Alic? Why are you calling me Alic? My name is ALICE. How could you forget that? WE GOT MARRIED!", screamed Alic.
"Okay, first we didn't get married. Second, you're a boy. Third, your name is Alic.", said Jasper.
"None of that is true! Tell them Emmett!", said Alic.
"Bolizzle dizzle fo rizzle", said Emmett.
"Okay, never mind, tell them Edward", said Alic.
"You`re a boy, you've been a boy, you will always be a boy…. Yet…. You are 100% sure that you where and still are a girl, Edward said with his usual calmness.
"See, Edward agre… WHAT! Alright this has been really funny, and I know this is some kind of practical joke. I will not succumb to this, but I warn you, you better fix this Jasper, or you know the newborn vampire wars? You will wish you where back there. So bye, I am off, Alic said playfully.
Alic skips away.
"So Jasper, you have the ability to make people feel certain emotions, why didn't you calm Alic down, it was kind of scary", said Edward.
"I was trying to do that, he was THAT mad", Jasper said wide-eyed.
"Well then maybe it is in all of our best interests that you get this figured out", said Edward.
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