AN: Hey, I hope everyone's enjoying this story so far. It's a lot of fun to
write so I'm going to be working on this one for a while. And, if anyone
here has seen the music video to "I'll Be There for You" you'll know that's
where I got the background dancing moves from. It's a really cool music
video. If you haven't seen it, it features the actors from Friends. It's
Chandler and Joey who the tango thing and Phoebe who jams with the
tambourine. Anyway, if you have any requests for songs, please let me know
in a review! I REALLY need them! Thank you!
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"For our next contestant, we have... Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Michael Avery, and Jacob Lestrange singing "Be Prepared" from the Lion King. And there is a dedication to go along with it, I believe," continued Dumbledore, taking small scrap of parchment out of his robe pocket. "Ah yes, here it is. To the Marauders, you idiotic brainless gits, we're going to get you for your last prank."
Sirius looked extremely worried. "Oh no! My poor ears! Does anyone have any earmuffs or earplugs? I knew we should have borrowed some from Professor Sprout! Why didn't I go get some?"
"Shut up, Sirius," said Remus. "If we have to suffer through this, so do you."
"But-" However, Sirius was cut off by Lily smacking him promptly upside the head, tacitly telling him to shut up.
Once again, the curtains opened, revealing Snape and his sidekicks dressed all in black, with Snape standing on top of a tall, fake rock looking down at Malfoy, Lestrange, and Avery. Without warning, the music started again and Snape, unfortunately, began to sing.
Snape: I never thought sidekicks essential They're crude and unspeakably plain
James turned to Peter, looking slightly amused. "So, he's dissing his own friends?" Peter shrugged, his ears plugged tightly in his ears.
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain
Sirius snorted in his seat, looking disgusted. "What brain?" Remus turned to Sirius and said, "I wouldn't be talking if I were you Padfoot." "Is that supposed be an insult, Moony?" "Only if you want it to be."
Snape: I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are,
Tori laughed slightly. "Well, he hit the nail right on the head on that one, didn't he?"
pay attention My words are a matter of pride
Snape: It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs
"Understatement of the century!" hollered Remus, standing up on his chair. He was quickly reseated by a very irritated McGonagall with James, Sirius, Peter, Lily, and Tori all laughing their heads off.
But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares
"That's impossible!" shouted Lily, who was, like everyone else in the Great Hall, trying to a great extent to cover her ears to shut out the atrocious sound.
Snape: So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: And where do we feature?
Snape: Just listen to teacher
Snape: I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared!
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored
"Not by me, he won't be," roared Sirius. "Dumbledore made it very clear that we couldn't use voice-enhancing charms! Why are we being exposed to this torture?!" He was quieted by Tori, who had put a silencing charm around them all so they couldn't hear the hideous noise coming from the stage. Sirius was a lot calmer after that.
Snape: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me!
Suddenly, McGonagall peered down from the High Table and noticed the broad grins plastered on James's, Sirius's, Remus's, Peter's, Lily's, and Tori's faces. She pointed her wand at the group and yelled, "Finite Incantatem!" The silencing charm vanished and the Marauders, Lily, and Tori, all screamed once, and then began to frantically cover their ears. James got so desperate that he transfigured two strawberries on the Hufflepuff table into fluffy pillows and pressed them tightly into his ears, hoping to drown the singing out.
Snape: So prepare for the coup of the century
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: Oooh!
Snape: Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: Oooh... La! La! La!
Snape: Meticulous planning
"They sound really determined, we should probably watch our backs for the next week," said Remus. "Are you kidding Moony?! We Marauders never back down! We never tire! We never weaken, falter, waver, or hesitate! We stand strong until the end!"
"You really need a one-way ticket to be shipped overnight in a strait- jacket St. Mungos, you know that, don't you Sirius?"
"Oh Moony, you wound me!"
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: We'll have food!
Snape: Tenacity spanning
"What's tenacity mean, Lily?" whimpered James, sounding as if he was a three-year-old.
"Stubbornness, resolve, firmness, persistence, or determination."
"You know Lily," said Tori. "You sound like you swallowed and digested a dictionary or something."
"Shut up, Tori!"
"A thesaurus, actually, that would make more sense."
"You're just as bad as Sirius, and that's saying something!"
Just then, Sirius broke into the argument between the two girls. "Oh, I'm touched that you think of me that way, Lily," he said sarcastically.
"Don't worry, Siri, you're not that bad."
"Thank you Tori."
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: Lots of food!
Snape: Decades of denial
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: We repeat
Snape: Is simply why I'll
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: Endless meat
Snape: Be king undisputed
"I'm not so sure about that one," said Remus, with a mischievous glint in his eyes to rival Sirius.
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: Aaaaaaah...
Snape: Respected, saluted
At that line, the entire group fell off their chairs and broke down in fits of hysterical laughter.
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: ...aaaaaaah...
Snape: And seen for the wonder I am
After calming down, Sirius exclaimed, "Someone's a fit full of himself, isn't he?"
"And look who this is coming from, none other than King Gryffindor, Resident God, Mr. I'm So Good, Sirius Black."
"Sod off James," said Sirius, who was putting his fingers back into his ears.
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange:...aaaaaaah!
Snape: Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Snape: Be prepared!
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared - Be prepared!
After the lights came back on, Sirius opened one eye cautiously and took his fingers out of his ears. "It's finally over! Thank the Lord! Hallelujah! We're free!" This was indeed the reaction of almost all of the students in the Great Hall, and all of the professors. Dumbledore then walked back onto the stage to announce the next group. "Yes, well, thank you for that most interesting performance-" Dumbledore was cut off from several boos from the crowd, mainly from the Gryffindors. "Anyway, our next performer is...
"Better than the slimy Slytherins were," said Tori, finishing Dumbledore's sentence for him. All of the others nodded their heads in agreement.
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AN: Hi again! Just another annoying reminder to please review!! Just please don't give me any flames please! I don't like flames. They will be used to roast marshmallows and hot dogs!
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"For our next contestant, we have... Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Michael Avery, and Jacob Lestrange singing "Be Prepared" from the Lion King. And there is a dedication to go along with it, I believe," continued Dumbledore, taking small scrap of parchment out of his robe pocket. "Ah yes, here it is. To the Marauders, you idiotic brainless gits, we're going to get you for your last prank."
Sirius looked extremely worried. "Oh no! My poor ears! Does anyone have any earmuffs or earplugs? I knew we should have borrowed some from Professor Sprout! Why didn't I go get some?"
"Shut up, Sirius," said Remus. "If we have to suffer through this, so do you."
"But-" However, Sirius was cut off by Lily smacking him promptly upside the head, tacitly telling him to shut up.
Once again, the curtains opened, revealing Snape and his sidekicks dressed all in black, with Snape standing on top of a tall, fake rock looking down at Malfoy, Lestrange, and Avery. Without warning, the music started again and Snape, unfortunately, began to sing.
Snape: I never thought sidekicks essential They're crude and unspeakably plain
James turned to Peter, looking slightly amused. "So, he's dissing his own friends?" Peter shrugged, his ears plugged tightly in his ears.
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain
Sirius snorted in his seat, looking disgusted. "What brain?" Remus turned to Sirius and said, "I wouldn't be talking if I were you Padfoot." "Is that supposed be an insult, Moony?" "Only if you want it to be."
Snape: I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are,
Tori laughed slightly. "Well, he hit the nail right on the head on that one, didn't he?"
pay attention My words are a matter of pride
Snape: It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs
"Understatement of the century!" hollered Remus, standing up on his chair. He was quickly reseated by a very irritated McGonagall with James, Sirius, Peter, Lily, and Tori all laughing their heads off.
But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares
"That's impossible!" shouted Lily, who was, like everyone else in the Great Hall, trying to a great extent to cover her ears to shut out the atrocious sound.
Snape: So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: And where do we feature?
Snape: Just listen to teacher
Snape: I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared!
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored
"Not by me, he won't be," roared Sirius. "Dumbledore made it very clear that we couldn't use voice-enhancing charms! Why are we being exposed to this torture?!" He was quieted by Tori, who had put a silencing charm around them all so they couldn't hear the hideous noise coming from the stage. Sirius was a lot calmer after that.
Snape: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me!
Suddenly, McGonagall peered down from the High Table and noticed the broad grins plastered on James's, Sirius's, Remus's, Peter's, Lily's, and Tori's faces. She pointed her wand at the group and yelled, "Finite Incantatem!" The silencing charm vanished and the Marauders, Lily, and Tori, all screamed once, and then began to frantically cover their ears. James got so desperate that he transfigured two strawberries on the Hufflepuff table into fluffy pillows and pressed them tightly into his ears, hoping to drown the singing out.
Snape: So prepare for the coup of the century
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: Oooh!
Snape: Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: Oooh... La! La! La!
Snape: Meticulous planning
"They sound really determined, we should probably watch our backs for the next week," said Remus. "Are you kidding Moony?! We Marauders never back down! We never tire! We never weaken, falter, waver, or hesitate! We stand strong until the end!"
"You really need a one-way ticket to be shipped overnight in a strait- jacket St. Mungos, you know that, don't you Sirius?"
"Oh Moony, you wound me!"
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: We'll have food!
Snape: Tenacity spanning
"What's tenacity mean, Lily?" whimpered James, sounding as if he was a three-year-old.
"Stubbornness, resolve, firmness, persistence, or determination."
"You know Lily," said Tori. "You sound like you swallowed and digested a dictionary or something."
"Shut up, Tori!"
"A thesaurus, actually, that would make more sense."
"You're just as bad as Sirius, and that's saying something!"
Just then, Sirius broke into the argument between the two girls. "Oh, I'm touched that you think of me that way, Lily," he said sarcastically.
"Don't worry, Siri, you're not that bad."
"Thank you Tori."
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: Lots of food!
Snape: Decades of denial
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: We repeat
Snape: Is simply why I'll
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: Endless meat
Snape: Be king undisputed
"I'm not so sure about that one," said Remus, with a mischievous glint in his eyes to rival Sirius.
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: Aaaaaaah...
Snape: Respected, saluted
At that line, the entire group fell off their chairs and broke down in fits of hysterical laughter.
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: ...aaaaaaah...
Snape: And seen for the wonder I am
After calming down, Sirius exclaimed, "Someone's a fit full of himself, isn't he?"
"And look who this is coming from, none other than King Gryffindor, Resident God, Mr. I'm So Good, Sirius Black."
"Sod off James," said Sirius, who was putting his fingers back into his ears.
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange:...aaaaaaah!
Snape: Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Snape: Be prepared!
Malfoy/Avery/Lestrange: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared - Be prepared!
After the lights came back on, Sirius opened one eye cautiously and took his fingers out of his ears. "It's finally over! Thank the Lord! Hallelujah! We're free!" This was indeed the reaction of almost all of the students in the Great Hall, and all of the professors. Dumbledore then walked back onto the stage to announce the next group. "Yes, well, thank you for that most interesting performance-" Dumbledore was cut off from several boos from the crowd, mainly from the Gryffindors. "Anyway, our next performer is...
"Better than the slimy Slytherins were," said Tori, finishing Dumbledore's sentence for him. All of the others nodded their heads in agreement.
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AN: Hi again! Just another annoying reminder to please review!! Just please don't give me any flames please! I don't like flames. They will be used to roast marshmallows and hot dogs!