Alright then here is the next chapter of Officer Kitsune I hope everyone likes it

"Speech"

'Thoughts'

"Augmented speech (machines/gods/demon)

Signs

On the run

Naruto wobbled into the bridge of the GP transport vessel Mihoshi following behind him out of concern. "Naruto-san, are you okay?" she asked innocently.

"I…am…never…riding…in…a…spaceship…driven…by…you…ever…again." He managed to say before collapsing as the three present crew members moved to aid him.

"Oi pull yourself together!" a blue haired man called as he helped Naruto into one of the vacant seats.

"Oh…it seems are other recruit is already here. Good work officer Mihoshi!" he gave her a salute which she returned in kind, until she saw the person behind him.

"Kaa-chan!" she cried in delight as she rushed forward and hugged the older woman. "I'm so happy to see you again, what are you doing here?"

The woman, who looked like an older version of Mihoshi smiled "Ara? I just tagged along and now I'm helping Seina-chan here adjust to life in space." She gestured to Seina who widened his eyes upon seeing Naruto.

"Naruto! You got recruited as well?" he asked as he moved to talk with his friend.

Naruto chuckled as he motioned for him to sit in one of the other vacant seats "Not really, I volunteered once I found out you signed up. It helps I live with an officer." He pointed at Mihoshi. "By the way who's the other woman?" he asked curiously

"Oh that's Mitoto-san she seems to be in charge of cleaning."

"Ara? Seina-chan who are you talking to?" Mitoto asked not able to see Naruto at all.

Naruto stood up and turned to face her. "Hello I'm…"

"Namikaze Naruto…right?" she finished for him with a loving smile.

"Uh…yeah…have we met before?" Naruto asked cautiously. 'That's odd I don't recall ever meeting anyone from another planet before I met Tenchi's group.'

Mitoto didn't answer right away opting to move over to him before turning towards her daughter. "Mihoshi-chan…meet your uncle Naruto." She stated as she gestured to Naruto, a pleasant smile adorning her face.

"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" was the general response of everyone on board as they all stared at Naruto in shock. Naruto who couldn't stare at himself opted to stare at Mitoto in shock instead.

"Y-y-you m-mean y-you h-ha-had a r-re-relationship with A-aniki?" Naruto managed to stutter out still in shock.

Mitoto's face colored a little as she grasped her own cheeks "Yes I did. And it was such a wonderful experience." She sighed happily as she remembered the events that led to Mihoshi's birth. "However, I am also aware of the laws preventing him from claiming her as his own child. If I am correct it was that she needed to enter his own dimension under her own abilities am I right?" she asked happily.

"Ah no actually they changed that to make it easier for inter dimensional couples to become official." Naruto corrected her as he held up a finger. "As long as the related party is the one providing the directions then any aided inter-dimensional jump will be accepted. So in Mihoshi's case as long as she is the one to provide the coordinates of the jump she'll be recognized as Aniki's daughter if the blood tests turn out positive."

Mitoto's smile, if possible, widened as she realized the implications "Isn't this wonderful Mihoshi! You're that much closer to meeting your Tou-chan!"

Mihoshi smiled and hugged her mother. "That's wonderful Kaa-chan, but I should get going. I'll ask Washu-chan to help me. Bye, bye!" with her goodbyes said she turned around and left.

Seina turned towards Naruto who looked as bewildered as he did. "I didn't know you were Mihoshi-san's uncle."

"Neither did I." The blonde haired Kitsune admitted.

"Alright that's enough you two take a seat." The captain declared as he clapped his hands together. "First things first as per protocol you two need to watch this video." He pressed something on his wrist and the screen blurred to life as a video started playing.

"The Galaxy Police. We the interstellar law enforcement agency known as the GP, cover over sixty percent of the Milky Way in our never ending pursuit of peace throughout space. Equipped with the galaxy's latest technology and trained equally as well, our officers yield to no criminals. But the GP's work is not limited to space alone it also extends to the underground and the deep sea realms. GP officers constantly protect the people, from law breakers who would threaten peaceful life. Their actions are highly acclaimed throughout the galaxy, and they receive medals of Honor from countless nations abroad! However, their duties are not limited to the capture of criminals. Protecting the bright smiles of all people that is the duty of the GP. So why not join the ranks of the GP? Act now and you'll not only receive your own set of the latest equipment, but also this magic hand, a favorite at parties! Don't hesitate to access the GP at the number below! Do it now!"

Seina couldn't help but clap after the video ended "Cool." He stated as Naruto scoffed behind him.

"Advertisements are always the same." Naruto stated in a bored tone. "I'm surprised so many people believe it."

Seina turned towards his friend curiously "What do you mean by that Naruto?" he asked.

"The GP is a law enforcement agency, an interstellar law enforcement agency I should say, it's not as easy as the video makes it out to be."

"As much as I would like to deny that, it's true Pirates are our main enemies and there are quite a few who pose major threats." The captain affirmed as he sat down. "Ah that's right." He stood back up. "Welcome to the GP Seina-kun."

The three crew members each saluted "Congratulations on entering the GP."

Seina although surprised happily returned the salute "Thank you!" he shouted happily. Naruto merely smiled as he took his seat.

Seina still standing listened intently to the communications the three crew members were giving off as they prepared to leave the area. "Hyperspace Jump? Is that like warping?"

The captain smiled "Yeah something like that, I suppose."

Naruto, lazily resting his head on his hand, stated "There's no rainbow effect Seina."

"EH! No way are you sure Naruto!" Seina called out as he looked at the captain with hopeful eyes.

The captain sweat dropped "Maybe in some of our first models…maybe. Jumps are a smooth seamless action there is no need to worry."

"Jump in 7...6…5…4…3…2…1!" the shipped seemed to be covered in a bright light and disappeared from sight.

"See we've already jumped." The captain stated.

"We did? Since when?" Seina asked as he looked around.

"You heard the countdown right?" The captain asked with a chuckle. "Smooth right?"

Naruto simply chuckled as he looked away. "Careful what you say kanchou. You might get hit by a bout of bad luck." Suddenly the ship was rocked sharply driving Seina, who had stood up in boredom, through the air pass the captain and into the wall. Naruto noticed however, that he hit two buttons on the captain's podium. "Captain might want to check that panel of yours." Naruto stated mirthfully.

"Eh? Ah! The communication system was turned on!" he shouted in surprise as he quickly shut it off. "Thank you Naruto-kun it would've been bad if you hadn't noticed it."

"No problem, Hey Seina…you okay?" Naruto called out as he calmly stood up and walked over to the downed boy.

"I'm fine. But what was that big shockwave, I thought you said it would be smooth." The unlucky boy whined.

"Ah no…that was something else." The captain stated as he double checked the panel in front of him.

"Enemy signature detected in the same space!" one of the crew members stated as they worked through the problem.

"A near miss?" the captain questioned in shock.

"Seems to be a large warship" Naruto stated in a bored tone as he sat back down. "What are you going to do Kanchou?"

"Emergency retreat!" the captain ordered as the crew brought the ship out of hyperspace.

Mitoto smiled as she turned her head towards Seina. "There's nothing to worry about. This sort of thing happens all the time." She turned back forward just as the captain, in exasperation leaned forward.

"Mitoto-sama…the probability of near miss out here is less than a trillion to one!"

Her tone full of laughter Mitoto declared "Than we hit the jackpot!"

Naruto chuckled "status report!" he called out noting the captain was a little busy.

"We're far off course!" one of the crew declared "The cell section has been slightly damaged! But e can still get back on course." another stated

The captain wiped his brow. "Seina-kun, Naruto-kun, it seems like there is nothing to worry about please head back to your room and rest a bit."

Naruto smirked knowingly as he left the bridge. 'Just one?' he thought silently to himself as he followed Mitoto who was leading them back to their shared room.

Seina and Naruto stared at the telephone in slight disbelief. "Can that thing really connect to earth?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.

Mitoto happily nodded her head "Yes it can, you can even see the other person on the other end…though they can't see you as earth doesn't have that kind of technology yet." As Seina idly turned around to begin dialing Mitoto spoke again "Oh yeah, if you want to call earth make sure to dial 4989 before the number."

Naruto sweat dropped 'Space phone service isn't much different than earth phone services are they?' he mused as he sat down.

"If you need anything else I'll be on the bridge." Mitoto stated as she made her way out of the room.

"Can't believe it, she's my sister-in-law." Naruto said his voice laced with disbelief.

Seina glanced at Naruto before turning back to his screen. "Well I'm going to call Kiriko-san tell her what's going on."

Naruto lay down and lazily yawned "Whatever floats your boat Seina I'm not your boss"

Seina smiled and nodded his head as he began to dial. "Hey Kai it's me Seina!"

The boy on the other end visibly stiffened as he got up. "Seina?"

"Hey is Kiriko-san around?" Seina asked cutting to the point quickly.

"She's out right now. So what's the deal with you suddenly dropping out of school? And what hospital are you in now?" Kai asked as he settled back down.

Naruto's eyes flattened out as a sign of his disbelief "He's not all that confident in you, is he?"

Seina held the receiver away from his mouth so Kai wouldn't hear his nervous chuckle. "Anyways I'm not in a hospital!"

Naruto promptly tuned the conversation out as it started to dissolve into some nonsensical babble.

"Wonder what time it is." He mumbled as he checked his watch. "Wow…it hasn't even been a full day since I got summoned into this world." Naruto's face seemed to shift as a perverted grin crossed his face. "Means I have all the time in the world to mess around."

He was broken out of his thoughts when something jolted the ship knocking his arm out of place resulting with him banging his chin on the ground. "Ow…"

Suddenly an alert sounded as the overhead speakers came to life "Level1 emergency is in effect as a result, this call has been disconnected. Note that no calls will be allowed until the emergency alert is over. I repeat…"

"Level emergency alert?" Seina mumbled confused.

"It means we're under attack." Naruto stated as he got up and head for the door. "Let's go see for ourselves okay?" he gestured for Seina to follow him as he made his way out of the door.

"Ah…okay" Seina agreed as he followed the older teen out the door and towards the bridge.

Slowly the two of them made their way towards the bridge watching as purple lasers were fired at them. "This is just like the movies." Seina mentioned as he made his way forward.

"Yeah only if you get hit by that you are not getting back up" Naruto emphasized the word not."

Seina shivered at the thought. "We'll be okay though right?" he questioned.

Naruto smiled back at him "We'll be fine I'm sure the Kanchou knows what he's doing." When they entered the bridge Naruto noted that Mitoto seemed to be the one who had things handled. "What's going on Kanchou?"

"Ah Naruto-kun, Seina-kun, the pirates are firing warning shots at us." He stated calmly.

"You were serious about the pirates?" Seina questioned having thought that it was just a scare tactic to get new recruits to train harder.

"They're the very reasons the GP is needed." The captain shouted with conviction.

"Our only option is to run away for now though" Mitoto stated with her usual cheer bursting the captain's bubble.

"The only good side to this whole thing is that our communication systems aren't on thanks to Naruto-kun's quick eye." The captain stated as he slumped into his seat.

"Aw…you flatter me Kanchou." Naruto stated in mock embarrassment.

"There's an energy net right in front of us!" one of the crew yelled out.

"Steer around it!"

"Rodger!" The ship swerved to avoid the net and safely passed it much to everyone's relief.

"Don't let your guard down." Naruto ordered, his voice holding great sway over the crew. "We're not done yet."

"He's right more energy nets ahead! Decreasing speed!"

"Energy coming from the enemy ship behind us! There are three Level2 energy signatures! They're closing in on us!" the tallest crew member shouted in alarm.

"Brace for impact!" the smaller glasses wearing crew member called out

"Hits confirmed!" the largest of the three crew members shouted

"We have rats onboard!" the second crew member shouted.

"Traps on!" the captain ordered as Naruto and Seina glanced around worry evident on the latter's face.

"The rats have penetrated block 5! These things are fast…must be a new model." The crew member in the middle declared as he watched their progress.

"They've taken control of block 2!" the big guy said from the shorty's right.

"They've broken into block 3! They're heading to the bridge!" the third crew member shouted from the left.

The Captain had some visible sweat dripping down his neck "That's fine. We've got a new model too."

Mitoto smiled "Do we have movement predictor program 9.2?" she asked sweetly.

The captain stared at her in shock "That's three versions old!"

She smiled "It executes faster. Try it, if you would."

Naruto smiled "I see you've dealt with this on a number of occasions Mitoto-nee" silently he glanced at Seina to see him hanging his head in self loathing. 'Don't worry your turn will come soon enough.'

"Tch…They've gotten conduction circuits 03 and 05!" the left crew member shouted in dismay. However his frown turned into a smile with his next bit of news "Rat extermination complete!"

The center crew member grimaced as he spoke "Engine power decreasing. 120! 100 and dropping!"

"Enemy ship closing in! It's chasing us down!"

"This could be a very dangerous maneuver…" the captain began only to be interrupted

"…but we don't have a choice do we?" Mitoto stated as she looked up and away from the captain.

"Prepare for a random jump!" he declared

When the crew turned back in shock Mitoto held up three fingers her ever present smile on her face. "Fill corridor three with crystal gel and use it as energy bypass."

"Huh…ah…Understood!" the three crew members turned around and did as instructed. "Engine power increasing! We can go!"

"The enemy ship is still approaching…cannon fire detected!"

The captain looked up from his panel "course set…Okay! Initiate random jump!"

"Random jump complete!"

The captain nodded his head as Naruto merely leaned back. "Determine present position of pirates and enemies!"

"Wait! Energy signature detected behind us!"

"The enemy ship is exciting a jump!"

"They've got an understanding of your protocols I think…" Naruto trailed off as he was ignored in favor of a second jump. Noticing this he promptly turned around in his chair and ignored their bouts of depression.

"That's it! Why don't we let Seina-chan set our course?" Mitoto suggested as she glanced at the unlucky boy.

"Good thinking! Seina is just a novice!" the captain was quick to agree.

Seina instinctively leaned back "M-me?"

"That's right." A holographic keyboard appeared in front of Seina. "Just set a jump course at random."

Naruto shook his head in exasperation "I'm going to regret coming along I can just feel it." He mumbled as he fastened his seatbelt.

"First jump is nearly complete."

"Exiting into normal space!" There was a sudden ship blocking their view.

Eyebrow twitching the captain stuttered out. "A sudden near miss?" They jumped again.

"Second jump complete!" someone shouted as they exited their second jump.

"N-not again!" they jumped.

"Third jump!" they appeared right next to another warship "Fourth!" they ended up in front of an entire fleet.

"Hurry up and jump again!" the captain ordered in desperation.

They were stopped y a sudden explosion that halted their jump "We've lost power to engines!" the middle crew member's face was stark white. "We can't random jump!"

"Gravity waves detected!" the member to his left stated. "It's all the previous ships!" all three of the crew members began to freak out as Mitoto held a hand to her cheek

"Oh my, this is bad…"

Seina stared in shock at the situation in front of him before he scratched his cheek suddenly depressed "I have the worst luck…"

"Enemy ships approaching!"

Naruto cracked his knuckles "Heh…if they think they can board this ship I'll break their necks!"

Three ships, including the original pursuers used their mechanical hands to grasp onto the GP transport vessel. "It's no use…we've been caught."

"There's too many of them we can't make a break for it!"

Suddenly the three ships that had clamped onto them fired upon each other. "Now make a break for it!" Naruto ordered

"Understood!" The three said in unison

"I'm too young to be dealing with this." Naruto muttered as he looked around "I need some Sake…"

"Large energy output detected…It's a royal ship!" the center shouted out in joy.

"It's Seto-sama." Mitoto and Naruto both stated as they smiled, though Naruto's looked more evil than Mitoto's.

"The Mikagami is hailing all ships in the vicinity"

Seto's voice rang over the PA system "Attention all ships. I, Kamiki Seto Jurai, hereby declare you all under arrest for acts of piracy."

Seina slowly repeated the name "Jurai no Onihime" the Captain said in awe.

"Onihime?" Seina questioned, as Naruto chuckled from the side.

"Um…uh…please pretend you didn't here that." The captain stuttered as he turned to face Naruto with a glare who was outright laughing now. "Quiet Cadet Namikaze!"

"I'll tell Seto-sama what you called her." He mentioned casually. The captain did nothing more than make some sort of noise in defeat.

"Is she a really scary person?" Seina questioned curiously upon noting the captain's reaction.

Naruto looked at his fingernails disinterestedly. "Only if you piss her off." He stated.

"You really don't know anything about Jurai do you?" the captains asked as he smiled nervously.

Naruto rolled his eyes "To make a long story short she's a very powerful political figure leading one of the biggest military's in the galaxy."

Mitoto smiled "She's a very delightful person."

Naruto smiled "Well then I guess I'd better keep my promise." He stated as he got up and stretched.

"Promise?" Seina asked as he also stood up.

"Yeah I promised Seto-sama to meet her when you joined the GP." Naruto looked over his shoulders to see everyone's shocked glances "What? Tenchi told me a bit about you and I had mentioned having wanted to meet you in Seto-sama's presence and so she got interested as well."

Seina shook his head and ran to catch up with Naruto who walked back into their room. "Might want to change your clothes Seina." He stated casually as he started to change.

Seina idly nodded as he too began to change. "What type of person is Seto-sama?"

Naruto smirked "Oh she's almost like a devil." He said lightly.

End

I hope everyone liked it. As I'm sure you've noticed there will be parts of the anime Naruto has no idea of or plays no part in and thus those parts will not be shown unless another character explains what happened to Naruto.

Also the poll on my profile for my next story once Ranma's Neko Curse is finished is still up so any last minute voters better hurry poll will be closed as soon as I post the final chapter.