Authors note: Di Immortales! I didn't know people loved randomness so much! I got so many reviews I just couldn't wait to write the next chapter! So here it is (these chapters will not be related to each other at all just to let you know). Oh by the way headintheclouds818 this is your suggestion. I hope you like it!
Ch.2
Percy's P.O.V
I was getting restless; it had been three days since Leo sent that video scroll and there was still no war ship in the sky. I am way to ADHD to wait that long so I tried everything to keep myself occupied. I tried training but that made me think of the giant war, which made me think of the ship, which reminded me that it wasn't in the sky. I tried chatting with friends but the conversations always ended up being about the war, which reminded me of the ship, which reminded me that it wasn't in the sky. I even volunteered to spend extra time guarding the camp gates, but that made me even more alert which made me look everywhere (including the sky) which made me notice that there wasn't a ship there.
So I'm sitting on my bunk right now looking around the building for the fifth cohort. Almost everyone has trinkets or toys on their night stand, on one there is a full set of stuffed angry birds and directly across the room there are a bunch of stuffed pigs set on a Popsicle stick tower. Those two guys had a great sense of humor, every night before curfew they would take turns chucking birds across the room trying to hit the pigs, and then they would end up throwing them at each other. I glance at my night stand feeling bored out of my mind, and I see the baseball I found one day on my way to my dad's temple to give an offering. I pick it up and walk outside hoping maybe Frank or Hazel would play catch.
I walk around the camp looking for Frank and when I find him in the field of Mars he's looking pretty busy training with a sword (because we all decided that if he was going to come with us to Greece he needed to get up close and personal with the giants). So I decide to go find Hazel. I look around the rest of the field of Mars, then the mess principia, then the barracks, then the fifth cohort (even though I had just been in there.) Then I search temple hill. I couldn't find her in any of those places so that means she's either guarding the camp entrance or tacking a really long potty break.
I start to wander around not exactly sure what to do, then I see the boundaries of new Rome and I see Terminus the statue. I grin to myself evilly, as long as I'm here…"Hey Terminus!" I say getting his attention. I start to toss the ball into the air and catching it in my hand a grin on my face ear to ear. "Want to play catch?"
The statues eyes widen "Pluto no! Not since I nearly died in the invasion. It's a miracle that they were able to glue me back together! I'm not gonna risk it anymore, so run along! Go play with one of your friends." I pretend to throw the ball at him. "Hey, whoa, whoa, WHOA! No need to get violent we can make peace! Honestly I can't get in another accident, if my mother finds out then she'll force me out of my job! And it gets so boring at mothers house, especially when…" Terminus keeps rambling on but I stop listening, I'm too busy laughing my head off.
And yes Iheartbd's it's meant to be one of those stories where you laugh slightly confused then realize everyone else in the room is looking at you like you fell from the sky. That's the fun of it! So same as last time people, if you have an idea tell me in your comments below. What funny thing will Percy say next? I feel a country song coming along!