-Squeals- EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I'm sorry it took so long! I didn't know how to start this chapter! I FINALLY thought of the PERFECT way to start it! Hehehe... Here ya go! No flames!
The masked man looked at his masked partner. His mask was one of a hawk. His partner's was one of a ferret.
"Soon... Soon we will be together with our third ally..." He muttered.
"Wolf must have changed a lot... After all, we have. Our uniforms no longer fit..." His partner, ferret, replied in a female's voice.
"Come on Ferret, we must get to the Leaf Village before the Moon sets and the Sun rises." Hawk said. Ferret nodded and the two were off.
It was time... Time for the second half of legend to come true...
Iruka yawned as he scratched his head sleepily. He took a quick shower, brushed his teeth, ate an apple and got dressed. He headed to the academy. He smiled as he saw the class in the little circle on the floor, ready for more legends. At least they were eager to learn. He noticed Shikamaru was late. He frowned. Normally Shikamaru was there before him to set up.
"Kids, where is Shikamaru-kun?" Iruka asked.
"Some ANBU people came and asked him to go with them!" Moegi said.
"ANBU? What would they want with Shikamaru...?" Iruka thought aloud.
"They were a Ferret and Hawk!" Udon said.
"A Ferret and Hawk?!" Iruka gasped. "No class today!" He turned and ran out of the academy. He ran to the forest where in the middle, lied an old treehouse with a compartment in the bottom of the trees for prisoners that dared to enter. He looked up at it once he arrived.
"FERRET! HAWK! WOLF WISHES TO ENTER!" Iruka spoke in third person, like they used to as children to teenagers.
"YEY! WOLF MEMBERS! FERRET KNEW IT! YES SHE DID!!" Ferret giggled.
"Shut it Ferret! Do you want the Nara brat to know?!" Hawk hissed. "Wolf may enter!!" Iruka climbed into the old treehouse.
"I thought you two were dead!" Iruka gasped, hugging Hawk and Ferret.
"Awwww, Iruka has so much faith in us!" Ferret laughed, removing her slashed ANBU mask. She had blonde hair, golden eyes and her long bangs were streaked with blue. Hawk growled.
"Ferret! Damnit, that brat is conscious!"
"Ashford-sensei?!" Shikamaru gasped at the woman.
"Hey Shika-chan! How's your dad and Asuma-sensei?" The woman asked, smiling.
"So... If Ferret is Ashford-sensei than... Ashford-senpai!" Shikamaru linked it all together.
"Yeah." The Hawk removed his broken mask as well. He has Blonde hair and golden eyes as well. His long bangs were streaked red. Ashford-senpai's hair was long, as his sister's was. If it wasn't for the fact that Ashford-sensei was a woman, nobody would be able to tell them apart, except for the dyed hair.
"Rita, Uli, what happened that day when Kyuubi-?"
"We, meaning Uli and I, fell into a trap set by sound. We were taken to Sound, but than we remembered the legend Jiraiya and Sarutobi had told us. That we were the key to Konoha's survival... The three of us and the Yondaime must be together along with Team Gai, 10, 7 and 8 in order to make our legend become true. Even possibly the Sand Siblings. Taking Shikamaru led you to us, and will lead the rest of Team 10 to us. Asuma knows the route. He knows the laws of the ANBU children. Of the Anti-Akatsuki Teens." Rita explained. (Yes, this is part of the legend of Team 28.)
"But Yondaime is dead!" Iruka argued.
"Wolf, we know as well as you do that Arashi is dead! But we've got a duty to do. Besides, I never truly believed that Arashi was gone!" Uli argued with Iruka.
"But-!"
"No buts! When Team 10 gets word of Shikamaru's capture by Leaf ANBU, they'll be here!" Uli said.
"... Fine." Iruka said. Iruka untied Shikamaru, and took out the old Shougi board.
"I didn't know you played Shougi." Shikamaru muttered as the two played.
"Asuma and I used to play all the time. Asuma was the champion in our generation of Shinobi." Iruka said, "The only ANBU Teenager to defeat Yondaime-sama."
"Asuma-sensei is ANBU?!" Shikamaru gasped.
"Hai. Alot of us teachers and cell leaders are."
"OI! FOX WISHES TO ENTER!! WITH FOX'S TEAM!!" They heard Asuma shout.
"YEY! FOX MEMBERS TOO! FERRET AND HAWK KNEW HE WOULD! YUP YUP!" Rita giggled.
"Shut UP Rita! MY GOD!" Uli moaned.
"FOX GETS TO ENTER!!" Iruka screamed excitedly, letting the ladder down, as Rita had for him. Asuma climbed up, Chouji and Ino following.
"Iruka-sensei? What's going on?" Ino asked.
"So... You guys are Team 28..." Chouji noted.
"How'd you know?!" Rita gasped excitedly.
"There hasn't been a Hawk or Ferret or Wolf in ANBU since you two disappeared." Asuma said, "And Iruka hasn't done an S-rank in years."
"Not since you two left!" Iruka chirped.
"Awww! Ferret feels special!" Rita hugged Iruka.
"Hawk feels like throwing up at the happiness..." Uli twitched.
"And Fox is ready to throw Hawk out the treehouse." Asuma muttered.
"Awwww, you two are party poopers!" Rita and Iruka whined.
"Why the hell are you guys talking in third person...?" Kakashi asked.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOUND DIDN'T ASK PERMISSION!! ATTACK!!" Rita and Iruka screamed, laughing as they set the trap.
"Huh?! WAIT!!" Kakashi fell to the ground under a cage with spikes in the sides.
"YEY!! FERRET AND WOLF CAUGHT THE INTRUDER!!" Rita exclaimed.
"The flip?" The three kids of Team 7 asked.
"... HOUND BEGS PERMISSION TO GET OUTTA THE CAGE!!" Kakashi mocked crying.
"NO! HOUND DIDN'T OBEY THE LAWS!!" Iruka shrieked.
"OW! My ear!" Uli moaned.
"Team 7 minus Hound-sensei request permission to enter!" Sakura said, catching on slightly.
"TEAM SEVEN KNOWS THE LAW! TEAM SEVEN GETS TO ENTER!!" Rita squealed.
"This is uber weird..." Shikamaru muttered.
"Dude, they're adult ANBU talking in third person, it doesn't get any weirder." Naruto said.
"Aw, you'll get used to it. ANBU children and Anti-Akatsuki Teens always spoke in third person for fun. It confused the adults so much."
"It died with Uli and Rita though." Kakashi said.
"True..."
"YEY! WE CARRIED A LEGEND HAWK!" Rita chirped.
"Hawk thinks Ferret has gone nuts..."
"Fox seconds that..."
"HOUND BEGS PERMISSION ON HANDS AND KNEES!! HOUND WILL BE WILLING TO BE FOX, FERRET, WOLF AND HAWK'S SLAVES IF THEY LET HOUND OUT!!" Kakashi called.
"NO!"
"MOUSE REQUESTS PERMISSION TO ENTER WITH TEAM EIGHT!!" Kurenai called.
"MOUSE AND TEAM EIGHT GETS TO ENTER!! JUST DON'T TOUCH HOUND'S CAGE!!" Iruka called, letting the ladder down again. The four climbed up.
"You sure this thing'll hold?"
"I made sure it was stable over the years, it's fine." Kurenai said, "Besides, without me, these baffoons would be dead from the treehouse collapsing..."
"MOUSE NOT SPEAKING IN THIRD PERSON!" Rita said, eyes wide.
"I gave up on that years ago."
"We all did... Except Kakashi and Iruka now and then." Asuma said.
"And you muttered in third person on missions when you slept." Shikamaru, Ino and Chouji said.
"Haha! Fox is tricksy but Fox forgot about ANBU Kids' Sleep Talk!" Iruka grinned.
"Wolf is stupid. Wolf forgot about Wolf's short term speech capability." Asuma retorted.
"... I am not stupid!" Iruka said.
"WOLF STOPPED TALKING THIRD PERSON! Ferret is all alone now!" Rita mock-cried.
"... CHEETAH WISHES TO ENTER TREEHOUSE!" Gai called.
"LET ME OUT OF HERE!!" Kakashi cried.
"... This is crazy..." Tenten sweatdropped.
FIN!!
Haha, insane, I know. But I thought it was funny. I know I hinted towards seriousness and Arashi being alive and all, but you'll find out that jazz later.
MUAHAHAHA!!
Iruka is part of Team 28!
And I was originally gonna make Uli the insane one of the team, and Rita the serious one, but I realized that Uli was older by a few days and was the squad leader, so he had to be serious.
As for Iruka's insaneness...
THERE IS NO EXPLANATION!
HA!
It was just for amusement! But Asuma is right, Iruka never could talk for very long in third person as a teen. As for Kakashi getting out...
Well, review and vote for his chances. –Laughs-
Please review, vote for him to get out, and NO FLAMES! If you give me flames, they will burn Kakashi's porno book and he will be given a Harry Potter Book. I AM SERIOUS!
He will get the Harry Potter Book in the fic if I get flames. Which would be funny, I admit, but if you flame, that will happen!!
NOW! Rita! Take it away!
Rita: Nari-chan doesn't own Naruto! Just the idea for Team 28, Ferret and Hawk! –Grins- Please review or Ferret will cry! Yes she will! No Flames or Hound will get a NON-EDUCATIONAL Book!! Yup yup! He will! -Chirps happily-
YEY! And yes, I know the Legend adds in others, but Team 28 ARE the main characters, and Kankurou of the Sand. Kankurou plays a BIG part in this, but I won't tell you want. smiles Trust me, you'll be weirded out when you learn what it is...