Disclaimer: So many things would be different if I owned Sukisyo but I just a broke fan who gets there kicks from writing FanFic's on it so lets refrain from butchering my pride today...

Hell and Dresses!

There I stood…

The sign read 'Student Council' but to me it read 'Hell with friends in the same boat'. If there was any time I hated Matsuri it was now!

"Well, Hime-chan, Let's go! I have some brand new dresses in, designed by our beloved Hano Yoshihiro! Oh! And our guests come at second period!"

"What guests? I have dress up in front of---"

"Yes! Future staff and students."

He opened the door and let himself in, swelling in pride. Has Kami-sama really been abandon me to today!? Damn prayer rush! As I walk in I realize that 'yes' is the only possible answer because of five frilly new main-P (P: Princess) dresses were on display. They stood before me as if threatening me. And one quite literally had my name on it.

"GOOD Morning, Fujimori-Hime!"

Hano popped out from behind the dresses beaming.

"Is that what you call it Hano-San…"

"Well of course it is when inspiration strikes in time for important events!"

I sighed in exasperation. Great…two nut-bars who are obsessed with dresses. I guess Hano isn't that bad considering.

"Allow me to acquaint you to your dress. Matsuri Black and I chose a traditional but classy Black and White with red ribbons and lace details. The skirt will go down a little higher than your knees and you'll be wearing white knee high lace stockings. It has a Lolita like feel to it's design! You the ribbon is lighter than your brother's for both identification and image purposes!."

((Refer to picture in link that I will put on my profile as soon as I finish editing it.))

I had to admit, hadn't it been that was going to be forced into this, It one of the most elegant dresses I've seen.

"Matsuri! Why! Why do you do this to me!"

I whined, in anger. For two years now I have been force to prance around in dresses to act as the cheerleaders for numerous teams! I want out!

"Because your fun to get into a corset for starts!" The blond bastard giggled.

"GRR! You jerk!"

"Aw! The baby is pouting! "

My eyebrow twitches as I direct my attention to person who was brave enough insult me. My pink hues meet crimson, as a excepted. It was none other than my older twin, already dressed in the delicate laces of the dress that was identical to mine own. Ran ((a.k.a. 'He-whose-evil-rivals-Minato-sensei's')) is one of the most popular princesses in the schools history and holds a lot of power in the student government because of that popularity.

You'd think someone with that kind of Status would be a bit modest for show at least…. WRONG! He is a total jerk! Ran is a huge show-off and treats me like I'm beneath him! And to top it off stupid guys that he dumps after three or four days of fooling around with always think I'm him! YOU DON'T LEAD GUY'S ON IF YOU HAVE A TWIN THAT LIVES TWO ROOMS AWAY FROM YOUR DORM GENESIS!!

We were identical save for our eye color and personality. He has crimson eyes and a conceited attitude, I have pink eyes and I'm pretty humble. How in the hell do you mix me and him up I will never know but I could kill Ran for it! My stalkers are enough thank you!

My anger begun to build seeing my sibling with his trademark 'I'm-better-than-you' smirk clear on his face. I could almost predict what was going to happen.

"Nao-Chan, you handle my share, programs like this are the farthest thing from entertaining."

"WHAT! RAAANNN!!!"

"What? The costumers are boring."

"Boring! It's your job! Deal with it!"

"And that's why you pay to have your name forgotten…I do my time… or at least have others do it for me. Oh! It looks like your own me for not tell Minato at your agreement with the announcer! See you baby bro! Kisses!"

Ran blew a kiss to me making his way for the door. Did he just threaten me? OH HELL NO!! My mind screamed. That did it! I swung, he ducked, I screamed like a manic, and Matsuri held me back. I swear I swore about every curse word and phrase in existence and a couple I made up.

"WAAAH! I HAVE ENOUGH HOURS WITHOUT WORKING YOUR OVERTIME YOU EVIL, SON-OF-GRRR!"

"GRRR. What's that? Sorry I don't speak your species language. Try speaking human. Preferable Japanese, French, or English-American and Proper Dialect."

"I'll going to kill you promiscuous, effeminate bastard!"

"And I'm proud of it honey! Enjoy the boys, Toots!"

Ran laughed and walked out the room swaying his hips to annoy me. I cannot believe we are related in any way, shape or form! I turn to Matsuri and point toward the door.

"So your just going to let him walk out!?"

"Well, he does do a fair amount off time…"

Matsuri went chibi to ponder the situation with Hano. Now's my chance! I try to sneak away from student council room to hide to hide away until the ruckus was over but….

I bump in someone's chest and gulped. And feel around.

He is tall.

Wearing a suit.

And something tells me his is on to my sneaking out plan.

I look up and two blue eyes half hidden by his glasses and a sinister glint in his eyes.

"Pep! Mi-Mi-Minato-sensei…H-How are today!"

I tremble.

"You aren't trying to escape are you…?"

"Uhh…No?"

I replied jumping a whole yard back. Kami preserve me…

A.N: There is a reason why it's short! Please forgive me!