I'll Tell You In A Haiku

by newbluemoon

I wrote several haikus for the batmanjoker haiku challenge a while back, and I decided to list them here. They're a little pointless but oh well *shrugs* Just for fun. Contains slash and hints of m/m contact. Nothing graphic. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING.

2. Haikus 2: Joker's POV

Have some more haikus xD. These are all from Joker's POV. I have no idea why. That's just how it panned out.

***
I look out at them
scurrying, scheming, screaming.
I don't envy them.

***
Damn,what a city!
Bats, Clowns, Plants, Cats, Birds, Riddles.
Yes, we're all mad here.

***
There's bile in my throat.
I saw it,her paws on you.
I'll fucking kill her.

***
He's in a trance now
'blind commissioner'.
Just like Bob told us.

***
I've done it this time!
Almost there, just one more push.
It won't be long now.

***
This one snaps quickly.
Such a bitter sweet chaos.
I fucking love it.

***
So you want to know?
The past is irrelevant.
We are who we are.

***
Sat on this building
I've called for my love to play.
I know he's coming.

***
Always raining here.
The sky weeping tears for us.
Fucking beautiful.

***
Always raining here.
Fireworks are so dull in it.
I hate the damn rain.

***
Sometimes it's so rough
Dry. Raw. Savage. Bite me.
Sex is better red.

***
Sometimes you're so careful
Hands intertwine as we do
This is okay, too.

***
I'm not ready yet.
So the words hide in my eyes
Forbidden on lips.

***
You won't leave me here.
I know you're just as bound, now.
You.My little bat.

***
This. 'La petite mort.'
Since we can't kill each other,
We'll kill each other.

***
Panting. Touch. Gasping.
Pulled together once again.
It's just like madness.

***
We can't escape this.
So don't you even try, Bat.
Destined. Forever.

***
Brucey's in a mood
I've no doubt done something wrong.
Needs a good hard fuck.

***
Turns out it's a year
A year since I fried his babe.
Oh well, we'll still fuck.

***
Saw Harv yesterday
He's coming along nicely
Took such a nice fall.

***
I am an artist.
I prefer to paint in red.
Dark red. For chaos.

***
'Your theory is wrong.'
'It's not a theory' I say
'It just is.Just us.'

***
The streets run red now.
There's an explosion ahead.
'Cause everything burns.

***
I know, in the end,
Everything will crumble down.
Except you and I.

***
We'll play on and on.
Bat. Clown. Fight. Blood. Kiss. Sex. Love.
Just an endless night.
***

That's all of the ones I did for the BatmanJoker haiku contest with a couple of extra ones. I may do some more in the future. They're really insanley fun and easy to do. Try it!