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Chapter 1: Old Friends?And the Dee Dee's are back!

Sakura sighed as she continued to walk through the spooky city.'What the hell is wrong with this place,with Naruto,WITH LADY TSUNADE? Why would she want NARUTO of all people back?He hurt Sasuke!'she ranted in her screwed up mind as continued,not noticing the Dark Figure Watching her.

"Y'know."came the converted voice from the rooftops,"I don't know what kind of ninja you are,but you sure suck at noticing people."It called out as a man landed in front of her. He was around the height of 6'1-6'4,built like an lithe Anbu,but wore a black suit(BatMan Beyond with utility belt),with a red bat spreading around the top of it(Resembling NightWing),with a cape and cowl that had long ears that resembled a Bat.

"Who are you?"

"I'm The BatMan.I'm the man that fight the villains that regular police,or 'Shinobi' if that's what you want to call them,can't.I'm like an...what do you people call it?"Naruto asked,playing dumb."An...Anbu...?"

"Then you can help me."Sakura stated smartly."Do you know a boy,midget really,blonde hair,blue eyes,3 whisker marks on each cheek,and an ANNOYING voice?"

"...did your parents let you play with mercury when you were a baby?Cause you sound so STUPID right now."

"Now you listen here-"but she was interupted by a grey headed man in a half face mask with the same headband as hers.

"Enough Sakura. That is Enough.We truly are sorry,but our Hokage...You know what that is?"

"It's supposed to be like our president for your country."

"...right...anyway she ordered us to find her Grandson,Naruto Uzumaki."

" Right. Well don't cause too much trouble.I know your kind,and I know how to beat -"He cut himself off as he noticed the Bat Signal."-Ah shit. we're going to have to cut our meeting short. I have a 'village' that needs me."Naruto stated,putting paranthesis on the word village,before using his cape to fly off into the night,making his shadow look like a bat.(He's not ALWAYS going to use the new tech.)

"That was wierd..."

"Sakura...You almost got us kicked back to our country."Stated a voice from the darkness

"But Sasuke Kun,You could have beat that blind Bat."And as soon as she said that,in the distance they heard...

"I'M NOT BLIND DAMNIT!"

~Naruto~

The Dee Dee's were having a tough time fighting the BatMan...until he suddenly stopped,stood up straight,and yelled out,"I'M NOT BLIND DAMNIT!"

They looked at each other,shrugged and kicked him in the gut."Looks like The BatMan is hearing voices Dee Dee."

"So he is Dee Dee."

"Yeah,and you two shouldn't take your eyes off of me."Naruto stated,giving both a spinning kick. But not paying attention,another member of the Jokerz blasted him with some kind of ray gun.

"Our jobs done,come on Dee Dee!"

" See you soon BatMan!"

"Uhhh..."

~Later~

Naruto sighed as he sat up in his bed,dark rings around his eyes,as he moved to pick up his glass of water,before drinking it,and moving over to the mirror in his room,but instead of seeing himself,he saw...Naruto Uzumaki,with the kyuubi behind him.

"Who are you?"Asked the mirrored Naruto.

"What?"

"I asked just who in the hell you are!Cause you sure aren't me anymore."

"What are you talking about."

"You're playing by THEIR rules! You're doing things,things I wouldn't! As a matter of fact you don't even use jutsu anymore,even though Kyuubi gave you the knowledge to use all of them that he knew."

"So?"

"You have the right to re-unlock your bloodline EXACTLY how it was,but it seems you don't have the ABILITY!"

"Shut up!"

"Shut up?YOU SHUT UP!YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE THAT OTHERS DON'T!YOU HAVE ABLILITES THAT OTHERS DON'T!YET YOU WON'T USE THEM!"

"Things...are different...than before..."

"HOW!...You know,I'm disgusted to be your past. You're nothing less than a shadow of myself!Not you,ME!"

"SHUT UP!"Naruto screamed,smashing the mirror as heroes began flooding into the room.

"Randy,are you okay?"

"I'm FINE."Naruto stated firmly pushing by everyone,and leaving the room.

"Where are you going?"

"Out."Naruto stated,as he left the room,no one seeing him grin as his eyes turned violet,red and white hazes coming into view,13 rings forming outwards,with a biohazard sign spreading out from the third ring,and veins bulging from his eyes before it all vanished.

"You shouldn't,you're hurt."

"Actually I haven't felt better...in a LONG time."Naruto stated,memories of powerful Jutsu coming to mind,showing how to do them."Now if you don't mind,I'm going to...train..."

"Does anyone else find this wierd?"

"Yes."

"Where's Randy?"came a voice laced with concern.

"He just left to train."

"This isn't good..."

"What is it?"

"That ray the Jokerz shot him with,it's going to drive him crazy. He'll hear voices in his head,make him paranoid of us,and possibly see his past in the mirror."

"That may be why he smashed it...wait...Lantern...?"

"Yeah Bruce?"

"...Please tell me...you took that suit he was building away from him..."

"...yes..."

"You did?"Bruce asked,voice filled with hope.

"Yyyyy...No...he beat me at a contest to keep it."

"What contest?"

"...Lantern corps...Rock,Paper,Scissors..."Bruce said nothing as he picked up a Louisville Slugger with the BatMan logo on it.

"Bruce,what's that?"

"Randy's first project,THE BATBAT!"

"HELP!"

~Naruto~

Naruto laughed as he was perched on top of a statue."I can't wait to test this out..HAHAHA!"he laughed.

Naruto jumped from the statue,rushing from rooftop,using chakra at the soles of his feet,his tattered cape flapping in the wind."This is going to be SO fun!"

Finally landing ontop of a building,he frowned as he saw the original BatMan A.K.A his father questioning the Jokerz. So using his clawed fingernails,he cut a hole in the glass before dropping into the room,remaining in the shadows.

"I'll ask ONE more time. WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SON!"

"WE DON'T KNOW MAN!"

"Fine!I'll have to beat it out of you."

"Chill dad."Came a chillingly distorted voice."I'm fine,he stated,walking out of the shadows,making everyone gasp. This was not his usual BatMan suit,but instead something very...unusual...even though it was a BatMan,still unusual.

In the place of the usual Batman was a man with a skin tight black suit that showed his lithe muscled that rippled every time he moved,making the Dee twins blush(Think regular Batman suit,only midnight like black).In the place of the Batman logo was a white skull with a Red Bat in the middle of the forehead,the wings going down like flapping wings,passing through both the left and right eyes. He didn't have a cape,but something different...It looked like a midnight black leather cape with a chilling grey inside,tattered at the bottom which ended at his heels. But it had arm holes like a Trench coat,and a hood attached to the top,which was tattered around the edges. But it wasn't all of this that made them realize that this wasn't the new BatMan,it was his mask.

It covered his whole face,ears as long as the regular BatMan's,white eye holes to hide his eyes. But of all of that that it was the design that seperated this Batman from the Old and New BatMen. It had a skull design with four teeth(Like Red X)only the two outer teeth were made to resemble vampire teeth. And on this skull was a red bat that had it's wings flapping down,stopping at the top and then reappearing at the bottom of both eyes,just like the design on his chest.

"What's the matter,it looks like you've seen the ghost of a bat...hehehe...HAHAHA!"

PJ:Well?

SP:*Munch,munch,munch*

PJ:MY SANDWICH!WHYYYYY!