1 Chapter three: The orcs and their surprise
Our group had stopped yet again near rocky mountains to rest but we could not even sleep. Boromir's cries were heard everywhere, every night and day by every elf and cricket. It was then that Aragorn decided to kill Boromir himself to end his "suffering". I'd say the drowning attempts need to be more forceful so as to end these stupid cries. Boromir even sounds like a cow giving birth whenever he cries. Frodo has now caught some serious deadly bacteria in his stomach because of the fish we ate last night. I wish he'd stop puking. Now the mountains aren't just noisy, they're disgusting too! There he goes again. Yuck! Oh my sweet hair, cover your eyes! Don't look! We still need to get to a volcano to dispose of the ring but the orcs that attacked us may be close by or are probably waiting for us in the volcano. Wait a minute! The orcs! I can hear them! Quickly, I told Aragorn and we fled to the opposite direction. "You're sure of this?" Aragorn asked. 'Of course." I replied. Who does that bastard think he is? How dare he ask me a stupid question like that? My senses do not betray me!
With a leap over the bushes and a feeling of safety, we hid and watched. It turned out that an army of soldiers from Aragorn's hometown was the one following us. "Oh you stupid little…" Aragorn muttered to me. But just as I was about to reveal our presence, the group ran off. And right behind us, was the army of orcs I had heard coming. We had no alternative choice but to surrender and we were taken as captives. I'm not so sure if I'll make it to the place the orcs are taking us because Aragorn himself is torturing me now. Frodo is being searched for the ring but it seems he doesn't have it. In a little while, the three of us fell into a deep slumber as the orcs carried us to their final destination. We awoke much later, tied up all together above a bowl of hot, boiling lava. Saruman was smiling at us and I know he finds me cute. Ouch! Okay, Aragorn says he's smiling at the joy of finally capturing the three of us. Come on, Saruman, release the cute guy in the middle .. come on… OUCHH!!!! Fine! I'll shut up. Stupid Aragorn. Can't accept that he's ugly and is fat as a pig. "I'll take my time to kill you." said Saruman. "When I get the ring from mister Frodo, I'll kill you." He left us and Aragorn planned a way to escape. "Frodo," he said. "Move a bit downwards so we can throw this idiot into that fiery pit." "Hey!" I protested. "If you do that, I swear my hair is gonna turn into a monster that'll crush you alive."
"Frodo, go on." I'm gonna cry! They're going to kill me! The beautiful me! Can you believe that? Sob…Sob….Tis' a pleasure to have met you, hair. Till forever shall we part. Beautiful face, death shall not separate us. We shall be happy together in a happy place where we shall always be the prettiest. "Now you fool!" screamed Aragorn from above. "Swing to that lever and pull it down! It's our only hope!"
I saw the lever and swung to it with all my might and finally pulled it down. We expected that this would do something meaningful but only the intercom could speak at the results. "PRISONERS ESCAPING! PRISONERS ESCAPING!" The three of us looked at each other as orcs came in to knock us down. Aragorn kicked one of the orcs on the head and grabbed the spear it was holding to cut off the rope that bound us. Once free, we ran out and left the orcs who thought we were still there to fighting among themselves. We successfully escaped their wrath and we rested for a few moments to regain our strength. Tomorrow, we would finish our duty with the ring.
The night passed quickly and our location was very near to the volcano we were searching for. Lucky us! We climbed it in a high speed, excited to finish the quest. We reached the top in only a few minutes. This is it. Our destiny. We have finished our Duty. I hope Boromir stopped yelling now.
"Frodo," said Aragorn. "Give me the ring."
Frodo gulped. He had been searched the night before by the orcs but they didn't find the ring. Way to go, Frodo! He's probably hidden it someplace special.
"I---" he stammered. "I was just hiding it in my mouth but I accidentally swallowed it." The fellowship has come to an end. The creatures watched as Aragorn tried to throw Frodo in the volacano pit and I was holding him back. Oh well. At least my gorgeous face has been left as it is.
The End
He he.. Should I make that as the ending? Maybe…..
Our group had stopped yet again near rocky mountains to rest but we could not even sleep. Boromir's cries were heard everywhere, every night and day by every elf and cricket. It was then that Aragorn decided to kill Boromir himself to end his "suffering". I'd say the drowning attempts need to be more forceful so as to end these stupid cries. Boromir even sounds like a cow giving birth whenever he cries. Frodo has now caught some serious deadly bacteria in his stomach because of the fish we ate last night. I wish he'd stop puking. Now the mountains aren't just noisy, they're disgusting too! There he goes again. Yuck! Oh my sweet hair, cover your eyes! Don't look! We still need to get to a volcano to dispose of the ring but the orcs that attacked us may be close by or are probably waiting for us in the volcano. Wait a minute! The orcs! I can hear them! Quickly, I told Aragorn and we fled to the opposite direction. "You're sure of this?" Aragorn asked. 'Of course." I replied. Who does that bastard think he is? How dare he ask me a stupid question like that? My senses do not betray me!
With a leap over the bushes and a feeling of safety, we hid and watched. It turned out that an army of soldiers from Aragorn's hometown was the one following us. "Oh you stupid little…" Aragorn muttered to me. But just as I was about to reveal our presence, the group ran off. And right behind us, was the army of orcs I had heard coming. We had no alternative choice but to surrender and we were taken as captives. I'm not so sure if I'll make it to the place the orcs are taking us because Aragorn himself is torturing me now. Frodo is being searched for the ring but it seems he doesn't have it. In a little while, the three of us fell into a deep slumber as the orcs carried us to their final destination. We awoke much later, tied up all together above a bowl of hot, boiling lava. Saruman was smiling at us and I know he finds me cute. Ouch! Okay, Aragorn says he's smiling at the joy of finally capturing the three of us. Come on, Saruman, release the cute guy in the middle .. come on… OUCHH!!!! Fine! I'll shut up. Stupid Aragorn. Can't accept that he's ugly and is fat as a pig. "I'll take my time to kill you." said Saruman. "When I get the ring from mister Frodo, I'll kill you." He left us and Aragorn planned a way to escape. "Frodo," he said. "Move a bit downwards so we can throw this idiot into that fiery pit." "Hey!" I protested. "If you do that, I swear my hair is gonna turn into a monster that'll crush you alive."
"Frodo, go on." I'm gonna cry! They're going to kill me! The beautiful me! Can you believe that? Sob…Sob….Tis' a pleasure to have met you, hair. Till forever shall we part. Beautiful face, death shall not separate us. We shall be happy together in a happy place where we shall always be the prettiest. "Now you fool!" screamed Aragorn from above. "Swing to that lever and pull it down! It's our only hope!"
I saw the lever and swung to it with all my might and finally pulled it down. We expected that this would do something meaningful but only the intercom could speak at the results. "PRISONERS ESCAPING! PRISONERS ESCAPING!" The three of us looked at each other as orcs came in to knock us down. Aragorn kicked one of the orcs on the head and grabbed the spear it was holding to cut off the rope that bound us. Once free, we ran out and left the orcs who thought we were still there to fighting among themselves. We successfully escaped their wrath and we rested for a few moments to regain our strength. Tomorrow, we would finish our duty with the ring.
The night passed quickly and our location was very near to the volcano we were searching for. Lucky us! We climbed it in a high speed, excited to finish the quest. We reached the top in only a few minutes. This is it. Our destiny. We have finished our Duty. I hope Boromir stopped yelling now.
"Frodo," said Aragorn. "Give me the ring."
Frodo gulped. He had been searched the night before by the orcs but they didn't find the ring. Way to go, Frodo! He's probably hidden it someplace special.
"I---" he stammered. "I was just hiding it in my mouth but I accidentally swallowed it." The fellowship has come to an end. The creatures watched as Aragorn tried to throw Frodo in the volacano pit and I was holding him back. Oh well. At least my gorgeous face has been left as it is.
The End
He he.. Should I make that as the ending? Maybe…..