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Chp 2

Suddnely, Josh pulled out a sword and descended upon his twenty remaining enemies. Once he reached the ground, he disappeared after quickly rushing the bandits and reappeared behind them. Fo ordered his men to attack but was greeted only with silence. As he approached the nearest warrior, he understood why. Then, the heads of all the bandits fell from their shoulders, causing the villagers and The Five to gasp.

Josh simply smirked at futility of the weaklings that attempted to challenge him. "Ha, low-class" was all he said. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw something unusual. He saw a young bunny, struggling against her mother's grip and reaching for something she seemed intent on having. Josh's eyes followed her hand and saw what it was she wanted: a bunny-like doll. Josh tossed away the sword that he held in his hand and walked over to the doll, kneeling down and examining it. It was pink, with bows tied around each ear, and had button eyes.

Josh then stood, doll within his grasp, and slowly walked over to the young bunny. Her mother now grasped her protectively as the child huddled into her bosom for protection. Josh stopped in front of the child and knelt down. He smiled one of the most warmhearted smiles anyone in the village had seen as he held out the bunny-doll for the young child. The child stared at him with confusion, but quickly reached out and grabbed the doll, bringing it into a warm hug as she thanked the mysterious man who had returned her favorite toy. Josh simply smiled and patted her gently and caring.

"Enough of this! Now you die!" yelled Tong Fo through gritted teeth, his voice filled with rage towards this warrior who had killed his men and robbed him of his chance at revenge. he raised the hammer and charged Josh, ready to crush his head with ultimate weapon.

"Watch out!" yelled Mantis.

"Behind you!" screamed Viper.

"Quickly! Run!" roared Tigress.

Josh simply stood straight and slowly turned as Tong Fo dropped the hammer towards his head. The Five and all of the villagers closed their eyes tightly, waiting for the inevitable explosion to come. only, it never did. Tigress was the first to let her curiosity get the better of her and when she looked towards the two, she let out a loud gasp.

This gasp caused everyone else to open their eyes to see what had occured, and when they did they understood why she had reacted the way she did, all of their faces becoming plastered with shock.

There, with his hand raised, was Josh. In his hand, was the head of the hammer gripped firmly in his hand. Tong Fo was the only one whose face held no shock, only unrivaled rage and fury. Fo then began to push with every ounce of strength he had, trying to destroy Josh.

Josh smirked at this act and tightened his grip on the hammer, causing it to shatter into nearly forty pieces. This caused everyone's eyes to widen to the size of dinner plates.

Tong Fo quickly jumped back to his original spot next to The Five. His eyes narrowed as he examined the one who had destroyed Sacred War Hammer of Lei Lang, his ultimate weapon. Seeing as he had no hope of victory, Fo began to formulate his escape plan and josh began to walk casually and slowly towards him. Fo, who had thought of a plan, picked up a nearby sword, causing josh to stop in his tracks.

"Ah, I see. You are very wise, for if you do not wish me to kill any of these people here, you will allow me take my leave and not follow me." said Fo as he held the sword to Tigress' neck.

"There is no way that we will let you escape, Fo!" roared Tigress angrily.

"You will be silent, my little kitten!" This caused Tigress to growl menacingly. She hated to be called Kitten or Cat or Kitty or any such names. Fo merely ignored her and turned his attention back to Josh. "So what do you say? My life for hers. Is it really worth it?" inquired Tong Fo.

Josh simply glared at him, daggers in his eyes, but saw no alternative. "Agreed."

"NO!" yelled Tigress, her voice filled with rage.

"Ah, you are truly a wise one. Well, I'll be taking my leave then. Ha ha ha, you Kung Fu Masters are all the same." said Fo. This statement caused Josh to raise his brow in confusion, but he decided to address it later.

As Fo was taking his leave, he walked slightly too close to Tigress, who gave him a swift kick to the head.

"Ah, well, on the other hand, you I WILL kill." yelled Fo as he raised his sword towards her. Tigress closed her eyes as the rest of the Five and Shifu shouted "NO" when he did this. Tigress awaited her death to come, but once again, it never did. When she opened her eyes, she was met with an unexpected sight. There, she saw a pair of eyes, green circling the black pupils and around the green was a circle of deep blue staring into her amber eyes of fire. Her eyes widened when she realized it was the mysterious warrior who had saved the Valley from Fo.

Her eyes went wider still as she lowered her gaze to take in his full appearance. It was then that she realized how he stopped the sword from taking her life. There, sticking through his left pectoral, inches below his heart, was the tip of the sword that was still held in Fo's hand.

Josh then grabbed hold of the blade itself to prevent Tong Fo from withdrawing it to strike at him again. Josh then straighten his right hand and, in one swift motion, broke the blade in two. This caused Fo, who had pulling on the blade to tumble backwards, landing on the ground with a *THUD*.

"Ah, just as I said, all of you Kung Fu Masters are the same." laughed Fo. "Now you cannot defend yourself, not with that wound. So now, I believe I will go ahead and kill all of you now. Thank you for your sacrifice, even though it was in va..." Tong Fo never finished his sentence. Josh was now gripping his throat like a vice while holding Fo over his head.

"Ha, what are you going to do now? KILL me? You no it is forbidden for a Master of Kung Fu to harm an unarmed and defenseless opponent." Laugh Tong Fo, believing he had still won the day.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU BUG-EYED LITTLE SHITHEAD!" yelled Josh, causing Fo to become silent and The Five's eyes to widen at the use of such language. "I don't know who you think you are. And what is this 'Kung Fu' that you keep rambling on about?" said Josh.

"Y... You mean... you are not a Kung Fu Master?" replied a shocked Fo.

"Do I have to spell it out for you? I don't know what Kung Fu is."

"Then how did you learn to fight like that?" inquired an interested Master Shifu as the other only stared at Josh in wonder.

"It has always been my fighting style. Everyone in my family develops and perfects their own style by the age of 16." said Josh causing everyone to stare at him.

"So, what are you planning on doing with me?" asked a now horrified Tong Fo.

"Well, if you had left earlier, you would have lived. But threatening a woman, unprotected or not, is unforgivable. So, I believe it is time for you to die." This statement caused Tigress' eyes to widen.

"PLEASE NO, HAVE MERCY!" cried Tong Fo.

"Sorry, that sword hurt like a bitch." Once Josh said this, he raised his hand, straightened it, and thrust it though Tong Fo's chest, killing him instantly. Josh then let Fo's body slide off of his arm and walked to the Five and began breaking through the chains with his bare hands. First he freed Monkey, then Mantis, Viper, Crane, and Shifu and finally Tigress. Once free, Tigress fell to the ground on her knees, her legs asleep from being chained for so long. When she raised her head, she was met with the sight a hand, palm upturned, which she took a hold of to help her raise herself to her feet.

"You alright? You're not harmed are you?" asked Josh, whose face was pressed close to her's, his green and blue eyes staring intently into her amber one's.

Tigress felt her face blush at this uncomfortable closeness and simply replied "Yes, t-thank y-you." as she averted her gaze from his.

Josh smiled at this news. "Good, we wouldn't want someone as beautiful as you to be hurt, now would we?"

*Cough* This caught Josh's attention, so he turned to look down at a small red-panda. "Hello. I am Master Shifu and I would like to think you for saving not only me, but my students and the Valley of Peace as well."

"Valley of Peace, huh? Well from what little time I've been here, that name is very misleading. But there is no need for thanks. Now, I would love to continue this conversation, but I fear that I am about to pass out do to exhaustion." said Josh

"Ah yes, that battle must have been very tiring." replied Shifu.

"Yes, that battle was tiring." said Josh. He was not, of coarse, speaking of the battle with Tong Fo, but his spar with his cousin, but there was no need to inform these strangers of that until he knew he could trust them. "Now, if you will excuse me..." Suddenly, just as he said, Josh collapsed.

"Hurry, get him to the medical wing of the Palace." instructed Tigress as she began to attempt to lift him, but failed. It took all of The Five, Shifu, and nearly a dozen villagers to lift him and carry him to the Palace, which was odd, considering he seemed to weigh only 200 pounds.