Well it's me again. I'm still not going to make any dialogue. Also, I'm disappointed at the lack of reviews (JK, I last updated like, five minutes ago). So, by the way, my own account is actually 10BIT, but I just made it, so I can't write fanfiction for 2 days. Until then, I'm using this. In two days, go look at 10BIT for stories.

"Activate release program! Porygon-Z!"

How many of you guessed that right?

Once again, Ash pulled out his Pokedex.

"Porygon-Z, the Virtual Pokémon. Its programming was modified to enable work in alien dimensions. It did not work as planned,"

"Gliscor! Use X-scissor!"

"01101010101010101010010001," Kei called out.

Porygon shook erratically. Suddenly, the world turned upside down, and Gliscor began moving backwards extremely slowly.

"What?" Dawn cried out.

Porygon-Z moved upwards, or downwards, into the ground. As it went through the ground, it came up out of the ground behind Gliscor.

"What's going on?" Ash yelled.

"Trick Room. 0001010010101001010010!"

Porygon-Z shuddered. Then three beams of red, blue, and yellow blasted from it. Gliscor was enveloped in it.

"Gliii!" Gliscor was simultaneously burned, frozen, and paralyzed.

"Ouch," Ash winced.

"Fini-" Kei began.

"Sand Attack! Then Steel Wing!"

Gliscor spun a wave of sand at Porygon-Z, unfortunately, being a program, it didn't need to breathe. However, the distraction was enough for a Steel Wing. It connected, jolting the Trick Room away.

"Ha! Now Fire Fang!"

Gliscor's fangs began to glow red, and it bit down on Porygon-Z. Porygon-Z fainted.

"Hmm. Nice job," Kei smirked.

"GO ASH!!" Dawn shouted.

"Well then, activate rel-" Kei coughed. He fell to the grass, and coughed up some blood. He cursed. He pulled out a small egg and bit into it. He remained motionless on the ground for a moment. Then he stood up.

"Are you okay?" Ash asked.

"Yeah…" Kei murmured.

"You'd better stop," Brock stood, always the voice of wisdom. Unless there's a girl around. Then the world's doomed, since Ash won't be a voice of wisdom.

"Sure," Kei breathed in, "We'll finish our battle some other time," he put a hand over his heart, "Activate, DNA alteration program! Code Gallade!" his body shimmered, and then he teleported.

"What! Did he just, or, ah," Ash was more confused than a Slowpoke out of water.

That sounded really weird. Slowpoke out of water?? Well, come back next time. There isn't much storyline yet, but I've got an idea. It has to do with the title. Oh, and I've just read the user agreement. No chatroom style fics, no bad spelling or grammar, title and summary must be G-rated, and no fics including previously published work, which I guess includes songfics, and no Author's Notes. Does anyone read the rules? Does anyone care? I doubt the FanFiction people care, or there would be a lot less stories online. C-ya later.