IVE ONLY HAD TWO REVIEWS AND THERE BOTH LIKE OMG DON'T END IT!! Of course I wont end it that would be a stupid way to end it! Here it is second chap of misadventures!!!

I don't think Nessie is going to be in this story so sorry!! If she was in the first chapter oops!

BPOV

We have been in the cottage for two hours and Emmett keeps whining about no games and me and Jazz are boring because we are reading. Little does anyone know not even Alice I have a little room - more like huge room - underground. Im going to take them there and show it to them plus I have hidden cameras all over the house. Plus I have seen things nobody wants to see.

"Bellsy!! Im bored!!!" Emmett whined.

"Fine. I was saving this for latter but I guess ill show you now. Follow me. You to Jazz." I swear I heard him say damn under his breathe.

We walked to the extra room witch Alice made a extra closet for me I I shoved both of them in it with me. They looked at me. "Come on." I dragged them over to the corner with the shoes and the rug. I moved them out of the way and typed in the number 3245 and the metal door opened. They looked at me like I had to heads. "Whos going first?" they both pointed at each other. "Em why don't you go promise. You will just fall to the floor." he nodded and jumped then heard a Damn this girl is crazy. The lights were out so you couldn't see anything even with vamp vision. "Go on Jazz you'll only land on Em if he hasn't moved yet." he jumped down and I heard two sets of offs from down there stupid Em.

I moved the shoe rack back and put the rug over before I fell. "Look out below!" I yelled before I fell on them. There was a chorus of Owws! "I told you to move." I walked over to the wall and flipped on all the switches of lights, games, rides, etc. anything you could think of was down here. I turned around to see them in awww. "Like it?" they nodded.

"Does anyone know bout this?" Jazz-pants asked

"Nope. Not even Alice. I found out that you can take wolf drool and vampire venom and mix them and coat it around anything and it makes like it dosent exist. You cant even smell it." they looked funny. "Are you just going to stare or do you want to have some fun!?"

"FUN!!!" they shouted.

"Lets go see what the family is doin." I walked over to the screens that took up a hole wall and started clicking random files till I found the family room. "Come on over grab a seat." they walked over and sat next to me on either side.

"Bella what is all this?" Emmett asked.

"Why Em this is my secret lair witch I have been building over the last five years." (AN: lets say Bells has another power that can erase any track of the Cullens anywhere so they can live in one spot longer.)

They nodded I looked back up at the screen and decided that we would watch the family. "Ok. I have seen things coughEmcough that nobody would like to see. Sorry. But this is funny its from yesterday." I looked at the file and oushed play.

TVPOV (LOL)

The Cullens were sitting down while Emmett and Rosalie were getting it on. Bella wanted to play truth or dare without them. "Lets play truth or dare." Bella said so only they could here and Rose and Em. They nodded "Edward truth or dare?" she asked

"Dare." he said confidently.

"I dare you to go up to Em and Roses room and tried to get a three some going on." he looked at here she was crazy. Jazz Alice Carlsile and Esme were all laughing Bella kept a strait face.

"Dares a dare Eddie boy" Jasper said. Edward got up and walked upstairs. Opened the door and walked in.

"Hey Eddie wanna have a three- some?" Emmet asked Rosalie smacked him put the sheet around here and kicked Edward threw the door.

"That was rude Bella did you plan that!?" yelled at his wife from upstairs.

"No. Emms just crazy and Rose has a big head!" she yelled back. Jasper and Alice fell to the floor laughing when Rosalie came down with sex hair and a bed sheet.

"Bella I don't have a big head." and walked back upstairs.

"What the hell you came down just to say that you could have yelled it." Bella yelled.

"Why would I yell?" Rosalie asked.

"Cuz its fun."

BellaPOV

Its done that was funny!

"Are you happy you came down here."

"Hell Yeah." they yelled.

"Come on Edwards coming." I said and ran to the bigger vault.

We all sat in a circle doing nothing when Edward came in.

Dun Dun dunnnnnn! Whats gonna happen? What does eddie say? Because I don't know im kinda lost on this story! Tehe! Give me ideas or something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!